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i'm the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe

[sacred-portal]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

the three gates when they get balder or whatever I didn't play it

[sledgehammrd]

shadowheart the hedgehog. is this anything

[sledgehammrd]

feel like pure shite just want to talk about my blorbos kissing

[not-sure-what-im-feeling]

A poll because I can

If you HAD to be immortal, which way would you choose?

Classic. Never aging, never dying, no illness. (Boring answer.)

Time loop. Same day, week, year, whatever, over and over. You stay then.

Vampiric. Never aging, but you are dead.

Norse god. You’re immortal as long as you eat a specific thing (like the apples)

Phoenix. Forever reborn, never reincarnated. Same life, many births.

Reincarnation. Many lives, many births. Same souls.

Undead. You can’t die; you already have.

Spirit. Similar to undead, but you have no corporeal form.

Regeneration. You can die, but you won’t stay there.

Cryonic freezing. “Walt Disney” style. You get frozen but can come back.

Uploaded to a computer. Like Elon Musk is planning.

Remembered. Oh you fucker. Yeah sure, you’re immortal because you have a legacy.

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

Reblog for sample size :3

[thickness-protection-program]

Pick a romantic partner

werewolf partner who recently joined scientology

vampire partner who always smells strongly of axe

mermaid partner who can only swim/transform in sparkling water

wizard partner who refuses to take off the ugliest hat you've ever seen

human partner who's named chris

centaur partner but the horse part is from a rocking horse

a minotaur partner who watches Joe Rogan media regularly

a siren partner who only sings LMFAO songs and loudly

bigfoot but he dabbles in crypto

a mythological god of your choice but you have to be a dirty mule the whole time

stay single but your timeline forever is filled with nothing but couples photos

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

[theatomickatz]

the blade of frontiers at your service!

[soupwife]

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

[sledgehammrd]

i respec'd shadowheart to 10 war cleric/2 paladin for heavy armor proficiency and now she's so prettyyyyyy i love her sm

[hauntanelle]

what type of last name do you have

habitational location (referring to a specific location/region of origin)

topographical (a non-specfic reference to a location, i.e. Hill/Green)

occupational (i.e. Carpenter)

patronymic (deriving from a patriarchal name, i.e. Wilson)

descriptive (i.e. Swift)

other

i don’t know

Voting ended onDec 2, 2023

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

just saw that poll so now i'm curious

spotify wrapped: how far down in your 2023 playlist does the first female vocalist appear?

1st song

2-5

6-10

11-20

21-40

41-60

61-80

81-100

no female vocalists

no vocalists at all (all instrumentals)

don't use spotify

Voting ended onDec 7, 2023

[crazy-brazilian]

[somanyants]

My hottest take is that the Pope should excommunicate Biden. I believe this for two reasons:

1. I think it would be a powerful message with a real possibility to affect positive change.

2. It would be funny as hell.

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[faeriekit]

I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

[perilegs]

You have my attention - now do something with it.

[vympr]

stop waxing your kitty you are killing the wrong Bush!!!

[shirtsthatgohard]