SleepIsAGovernmentLie

He/She/They Ao3 is the same username. Hamilton and whatever else makes my brain happy.

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Trans Kitty.

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Bakudeku fic 5+1 where across the span of years Izuku’s ramblings end up interrupting their making out (and or more), or rather every time he couldn’t stop rambling during it, they’re not necessarily stopping. Picture something along the lines of Katsuki pressing Izuku into a wall and kissing his neck and Izuku’s enjoying it, he really is, but he really needs to finish telling him about that new villain’s quirk.

The +1 could be extremely smutty (Izuku feels so good that his words don’t work) or on the same level of smut as the rest of the fic and this time it’s Katsuki who can’t shut up.

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

I’m reading Playlist For When Your Boyfriend Stops Breathing by Sunsetplums on Ao3 and realised I’m sobbing for this fanfic and didn’t so much as cry when my grandparent died.

Does that make me a bad person? For not loving someone I was supposed to love? For caring more about fictional characters than someone I’d known all my life?

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

I’m typically a person who prefers happy endings. However, I sometimes hear Allies or Enemies by The Crane Wives and I really want a fic where the main plot is them falling out of love. It starts as your typical, fluffy, established relationship fic. They’re sweet with each other, do little things and give little gifts, have inside jokes, the honeymoon phase I guess. Then they slowly start getting more irritable with each other, they’re both a little snappy but they probably just had a bad day or are just tired. Then it starts happening more and more, little jokes turn into dumb arguments, still just small things. It happens at such a rate that neither in the relationship realize what’s happening at first. Eventually it spirals to the point of them ignoring each other and screaming at each other when they’re not.

Of course this would emotionally destroy me but I kind of crave that flavor of hurt so much.

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Thanzag prompt modern AU

Thanatos is helplessly crushing on Zagreus, he thinks Zag has figured it out, instead he’s decided Thanatos needs someone to be his wingman.

Zagreus ends up trying to set up Than with everyone he can think of. When he asks what Than’s type is Thanatos tries to hint at Zag being his type, instead Zagreus is oblivious and decides that Than is definitely talking about his coworkers.

After numerous attempted setups Thanatos just kisses Zag.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you're given a million of whatever you just googled, how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

aAAAAAAAA

results

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

[ashishere0w0]

one william copies of slipping…

[marquis-icarus]

1 million states of the Iroquois nation.

[fei-the-gay]

“pigeon roaster eighteenth century”

I’m about to make the birdies go extinct 🥰

Icarus if Sunday you’re free why don’t you come with me

[aoelustious]

...should i build a burr nation in vietnam. i mean. i have a million aaron burr. i can build a burr army. a burr brothel. a burr...

i can even maybe ship one to @lanfykins and @elinaduckwing as a christmas gift. albeit the shipping fee might be awfully expensive if i'm given a full size one)

anyway

(my friend saw me gooning to renee's fic and asked who's aaron burr, and i have to show her bc i just switched to a new phone and i have no burr on hand)

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

I googled what POW stood for. I have a million prisoners of war?

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Canon era Hamliza/possible elams where John is there for Philip’s birth and apparently the small child thinks he’s part bird and is convinced that John is his mother.

Alex finds it hilarious. Eliza is partially offended though not completely unamused. John is just desperately trying to reason with the newborn, explaining how he’s not actually his mother to Philip as if he’s capable of understanding anything.

Philip refuses to be separated from John, looking at him as if he’s capable of providing sustenance. He complains very noisily when it becomes apparent that he’s useless in that department.

[ferosfer]

i am evil guys i’m so evil you can even im so evil i’m evil weevil i weebil until i eevil he weevil on my evil till i

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Weevils are actually a genus of beetles!

They’re usually about 5-6 millimeters. They’re part of the superfamily Curculionoidea, with around 97,000 different species of weevil.

[neverniko101]

How would you show affection to your mutuals if you were a cat?

[emberemberhearts]

…

headbutt

…

(@v0idsw3pt @targetpridesuit @zephyrbreeze @gremilnboxedin @raynilikescats @spacenuggets @t0ad--st00ls @mccthekouignamaancookiefan @kurbeeeee @akiosilverbangs +the rest of my lovely mutuals)

[zephyrbreeze]

stare, gift, and follow around

@sundewhasaudhd @corviddionysus777 @lilacquintet + other mutuals I’m too nervous to tag 😓

[sundewhasaudhd]

Lowkey all of them, but especially headbutt and get in the way

@hffghhf @rexaofwrath @smallsinger5901 @wraithamo @rxccoonboo2

@a-sociopath-do-your-research @loneycorner @alchemicalwerewolf @7thqueenoflevianta @puratonohana

@sethlichceo @a-song-of-many-wishes @theend1shere @crwbrs @eiffelradio

[rxccoonboo2]

bite and pur at the same time. get in the way. headbutt

@malsaysstuff @rabid-autistic-tf2-obsessor @theultimatefanboy @fl4mb3sf4v0r1t3p3rs0n + ANYONE ELSE !! i have a hard time remembering usernames sorry :[

[malsaysstuff]

Follow them around

@heftyj4m @venusblueee @blehhhh-arii @stitchyysmain

[stitchyysmain]

Zoomies // get in the way :3

@mazzywazzy69 @r0xxi3 @m30wm30wm3ow @c0wabonga @str4ng3r0nl1n3

[str4ng3r0nl1n3]

all of the above :3

@skelewashere @sameclown-diffsquiggles @thr4shit @purpleeggyboi @th3-r4t-48

[sameclown-diffsquiggles-deactiv]

Gift zoomies and headbutt

@notthatdeafbard @thefishiestfishie @fizzywatercan @lucid-cups @lucifersrubberducks +whichever moots Im forgetting cuz Im just dumb like that

[notthatdeafbard]

Gift, Zoomies, Headbutt, purr, bite(affectionately), follow around

@gravekandy @thefishiestfishie @lele-artbook @fizzywatercan @loopyloo2610 @sameclown-diffsquiggles + other moots

[gravekandyy]

Scream bite and headbutt all the way

@onesillystar @damn-you-all-to-hell @immenselyprofoundrelic + others I have shit memory

[onesillystar]

Definitely get in the way and stare

@aeriael @spinji @sam-lvs-shibacest @xdrakesboyfriend @bloop-bloop-bloopier @delicatetigerobject + anybody else bc I'm dumb :P

[delicatetigerobject]

absolutely gift (leaf)

@spirefoul @meepmorp1232 @reddiesparklypinkgelpen @honakanamizumafuena @no-one-offical @keirianmp3 + any other mutuals, idk i follow like everyone back so theres quite a few of u now, thats all i can think of off the top of my head

[meepmorp1232]

gift (leaf) and follow them around :3

@bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @mike-freak-wheeler @bylersisendgame7 @orlastarburst @4rielle @o-cosmo-o @ieatstarshapedcandy @letterbetter13 @scroofy-was-here @bycharlie @bylotlee @bersdolin + open

[scroofy-was-here]

oooh it could be all of these..... probably follow them around, headbutt, andddd stare :D

npts!!!!! @ickyalienxx @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @mylifedependsoncoffee @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @miwi-endgame @here-for-the-vibe

[here-for-the-vibe]

HEADBUTT!!! I literally do this to my friends and fam alr so y’all are getting lovingly head butted in the arm. Hehehehe.

Npts: @krakoansam @noihavenosanitythanksforasking @1lostsoul0fishbowl @oliveespineapples @pearlypairings @somewiseouttheree @fiveminutetrash @gnarly-love @ghostwithasyringe @lorax-devito @lesbianhouseplant @crowdrinkingcoffee

[oliveespineapples]

following you!!! and picking up all the delicious little byler posts along the way :P

npts: @funky3207 @th3averagefandomenjoyer @glutenfree-pancakes @closeted-lesbian-cat @dax-artz-17 @sapphosweirdkid @mikewheeelah @autistic-ace-bee @im-too-emotionally-involved @brietts1 @redscare1917 @yoursleepdemon @i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say @blerpitty @pigeonrevere @robynusprime @indubitably-anthony @urlocalspider-man + any and all moots I have too many but I love you all and unfortunately cannot remember everyone to tag

[moonywithatrafficcone]

i am staring at ALL of you and then gifting you all random pieces of stuff i find around

i just feel like it

@the-bogginses-are-gay @stainedglasswindoom @neil-yapstoomuch @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @a-maniac-making-art

lmk if i forgot anyone im not good with these things 😔

[definitelynotalexhaha]

First I would scream because how the hell did you get in my house, then I’d stare.

@moonlight-lunna @indubitably-anthony @psychologica-warfare-and-cats I definitely forgot some of your usernames sorry 😔

[moonlight-lunna]

Thx for the tag :3

Gift and follow then around, I wouldn't be a very chaotic cat

@asustado-potter65 @adrianavance @fishedjunk @lagatosvoladores @i-could-do-stuff @thisistotallynotaduck @cupcroco @wholives-whodies-whotellstory @doodlebug1776 @fier-girl-is-here-yo @ant-fish @thegrinningghost @kidbrother2012 @kindnessiseternal @whatthekoi @sleepisagovernmentlie @nextdoor-loser + any other moot, cause I'm not sure who enjoys participating in tag games

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

I genuinely do over half of these things in my day to day life.

Stare, gift (leaf), headbutt, get in the way, follow around.

Anyone who wants to participate, I’m not tagging anyone.

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Lams as cats! They’ve been caught cuddling! Oh no!

Is Hamilton technically a tabby? Yes. Am I going to spend time drawing each darker spot? Not today.

[ferosfer]

catching some fresh air away from the party

you can’t see it well, but ham is shoving his hands into eliza’s hand warmer lol :)

happy wedding anniversary to those two <3

happy 3rd advent (and first day of hanukkah) to all who celebrate and a wonderful evening to everybody regardless! :D

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Meanwhile Washington dies of cuteness (and infection)

[ferosfer]

now why would you say that?

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

The brain works in mysterious ways…

[ferosfer]

catching some fresh air away from the party

you can’t see it well, but ham is shoving his hands into eliza’s hand warmer lol :)

happy wedding anniversary to those two <3

happy 3rd advent (and first day of hanukkah) to all who celebrate and a wonderful evening to everybody regardless! :D

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Meanwhile Washington dies of cuteness (and infection)

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

I wanted to try out oil paint brushes so have my attempt at Alexander’s eye!

Click for better quality

This was done on one layer, with only a one minute sketch for reference, and nothing to help me with colors. So yeah.

[missedthelate80s]

why do americans omit the "u" from so many fucking words make it make SENSE

[spaghetti-number1rated1997]

color me shocked that youre posting about this :3

[missedthelate80s]

COLOR

sighhhhh

the pains of an aussie writer

[geo-rosey]

AUSSIE WRITER

TWIN OMG I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE IN THE HAMILTON FANDOM

also american english pains me so much bc i try to write my fics in it but then i end up writing assignments in it accidentally bc im so used to it and then i get in trouble D:

[missedthelate80s]

TWIN!!!

YES HI I'VE SEEN YOU ON MY AO3 BRIEFLY BEFORE AND OBVI HERE BUT WE'VE NEVER PROPERLY TALKED

i don't even bother trying to write fics in american english, i've always written in aussie english, so props to you! knowing the right word to use is hard enough already let alone having to know and use its american counterpart if there's a difference between the two

[everythingwsnormalhere]

as a writer whose native language isnt english idek where's english im using so at least yall doing better than me lmfao 😭✨

[geo-rosey]

bro i admire that so much learning a language is so hard

i can probably write like three sentences in french but i can't imagine writing a fic in it

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

I write in American English

The problem is that I wrote in British English a lot when I was younger. I was writing for a few British fandoms (said fics have been deleted never to be seen again).

Sometimes, rarely, but it still happens, I’ll be writing and then there are random words in British English.

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Update: turns out I even use em dashes in a way that’s more typically British. I have no excuse on that front, honestly I thought the way I use them (ex: blah blah blah - other blah blah blah - continue blah blah blah) was just blatantly wrong (US way/way I assumed was the only correct way: Example word—more example—a few more words) and I was just to stubborn to use them properly. Turns out I used them right all along, if I was British that is. Still not changing it, the US way looks horrible.

[missedthelate80s]

why do americans omit the "u" from so many fucking words make it make SENSE

[spaghetti-number1rated1997]

color me shocked that youre posting about this :3

[missedthelate80s]

COLOR

sighhhhh

the pains of an aussie writer

[geo-rosey]

AUSSIE WRITER

TWIN OMG I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE IN THE HAMILTON FANDOM

also american english pains me so much bc i try to write my fics in it but then i end up writing assignments in it accidentally bc im so used to it and then i get in trouble D:

[missedthelate80s]

TWIN!!!

YES HI I'VE SEEN YOU ON MY AO3 BRIEFLY BEFORE AND OBVI HERE BUT WE'VE NEVER PROPERLY TALKED

i don't even bother trying to write fics in american english, i've always written in aussie english, so props to you! knowing the right word to use is hard enough already let alone having to know and use its american counterpart if there's a difference between the two

[everythingwsnormalhere]

as a writer whose native language isnt english idek where's english im using so at least yall doing better than me lmfao 😭✨

[geo-rosey]

bro i admire that so much learning a language is so hard

i can probably write like three sentences in french but i can't imagine writing a fic in it

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

I write in American English

The problem is that I wrote in British English a lot when I was younger. I was writing for a few British fandoms (said fics have been deleted never to be seen again).

Sometimes, rarely, but it still happens, I’ll be writing and then there are random words in British English.

[ferosfer]

playing with modern au hamilton like a doll

let the people’s voice be heard:

preferred hair of the guy

i

ii

secret 3rd option (longer)

bald (see answers)

Voting ended onDec 3, 2025

[psychologica-warfare-and-cats]

make it l o n g e r

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Long hair Hamilton is the only true Hamilton

[sleepisagovernmentlie]

Lams prompt, this one isn’t going to be all that detailed. One of those 5+1 fics but with a bad ending :)

The five are times when John and Alex felt like they had all the time in the world, cuddling, little domestic moments, just small little things, anything fluffy really.

The one is then either:

A breakup/last fight where everything feels like it’s going way to fast

One of them has to leave and it’s their last night together (this one wouldn’t necessarily be a sad ending, it could just be the idiots being dramatic over a week long business trip away from each other)

The one that immediately came to mind when I thought of this is one of them on their deathbed with the other by their side. They’re both still young and the one that’s not on the brink of death is just thinking “we were supposed to have more time”. Then the other one’s gone.

Or maybe they both lived to be old and John dies, Alex knows he’s soon to follow, and when the time comes all he can think is that he’ll be with John again soon.