Sleepy

sleep

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

I love it when someone says some depressed shit in my car and I start veering wildly to remind them they wanna live

[loversbones]

^ for the unaware

[sleepy-bebby]

Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

[brucebocchi]

[kaijuno]

[arctech-fox]

[thoodleoo]

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush

[girlnephew]

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

Just remembered how my old boss used to say “allied forces” any time dragon flys showed up when we were out working in mosquito infested swamps

[alpine-hoplite]

[ganondorf]

i'm like genuinely getting emotional over this what the fuck

[imalexisss]

[ID: a tiktok comment and reply chain between astralcorbozo and quadpen8 reading:

Astral: I killed an oyster on purpose once. smashed it with a rock. It's my one life regret

Quad: oysters can't feel pain!

Astral: what about my pain? what about my sorrow?

End ID.]

[touhouweed]

rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook

[greelin]

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

[munkseel]

i'm . having fish emotions again

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCKING GETCH OU

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

[velvetvetiver]

[babe-vigoda-deactivated20240227]

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

not now, im noticing the pattern