The Psychic Fox

Hey. I reblog random shit I like and write a lot about classes and shit I'm angry about.

[poorlydescribedpterrybooks]

“Revenge is not redress. Revenge is a wheel, and it turns backwards. The dead are not your masters.”

— Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment (via bygoshbygolly)

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

thor never had a twink phase he came out of the womb shredded he was like one of those extremely buff renaissance babies

[dadmondmiles]

#this is an exact quote from peter parker himself

[afro-elf]

college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[keybladesoras]

PURE!

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell (2018-)

[lesbianshepard]

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

[lesbianshepard]

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

[enigma-boi]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

extremely chuby baby on the bus staring at me:  Ä

me: i would kill for you

[emmersdrawberry]

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

[aur-eliaa]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[felinenthusiast]

the good place is a good show because it has genuinely touching moments that discuss what it means to be a good person and how others can impact you positively etc. but also it has stuff like this

[turing-tested]

all trans mascs have the norville rogers hair cut at some point in their lives

[turing-tested]

[taragrimface]

can we not deadname shaggy pls

[andasideofpanache]

I think my favorite part in any video game I’ve ever played is that bit in Portal 2 that essentially goes:

GLaDOS: “Great, this is the part where he kills you.” Wheatley: “Hello! This is the part where I kill you!”

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You

*Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You”

[peachdoxie]

Eddie Brock is a Radiant and the Venom Symbiote is his spren

[whitepeopletwitter]

Gotta make room for the smart shit

[sindri42]

Fun fact as you go through college all the people majoring in any kind of math or engineering gradually forget how to do basic fucking arithmetic because their brain is full of the parts of math that you can’t do on a calculator in less than a second. Eventually if they’re cut off from their tech they pretty much have to ask an art major how long division works.

[spookymodernjazz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Missangest