Hello! My name is Sloth or Sleepy, you can call me either. My pronouns are she/her and I have a list of things I can write within boundaries. Do bare in mind, I have ADHD and college homework so I may take a while, but I promise to make you smile!
I will write:
Headcanons of anything you request that is SFW
X readers, could be fluff, angst, anything that isn't smut. Could headcanons or fics
Age regressor stuff (could be the reader is a regressor, or the character is one, whatever, age regressors are safe here)
Family type of fics: So like child!reader taken care of by a character.
Platonic headcanons or fics
Angst of ANY KIND, romantic, platonic fall out, whatever.
LGBTQ+ reader
Disabled Reader
Reader of Color
Generally speaking, the reader in my fics are all Gener Neutral unless it is specified to be mlm or wlw.
Comfort fics regarding trauma (but you will have to message me privately, be as specific as you can, and tell me if you want me to post it or just send it to you in DMs. I will do my best to help you, but I am a human and there are some things I may have to turn away)
I WON'T write:
Smut of any kind. This blog is strictly all ages, any heavy topics discussed will never be smutty, and will always have disclaimers.
Kink
Pedophillia
Zoophillia
Incest
Fetishized age regression, LGBTQ+, or fetishism of specific cultures
Fetishism of trauma.
Anything where I take a gay or lesbian character and make them "straight" for a reader
Now onto the fun part...
FANDOMS!!!! (This could update anytime!)
Games:
No, I Am Not A Human (Disclaimer: DO NOT SUPPORT TRIOSKAZ AS THEY'RE UNDER FIRE FOR ENDANGERMENT OF MINORS)
NINAH Homeowner Age Regressor Headcanons (featuring: Caregiver!Reader)
Toto is his one and only toy. He'd drag it around the house when he's regressed.
He prefers to regress in bed.
He doesn't have many activities to do in general, let alone regressed so he just naps under his blankets.
He ordered blankets specially for the occassion where he regresses. It's a few soft, pastel blankets. He always wanted to get his own toy box, but he feels like that's embarassing.
Moves his Toto toy from the living room to his bedroom when guests came in.
When the Cataclysm blows over, he still keeps the kitty around.
He sees the cat as his caregiver even if the cat doesn't do much.
Frequently clings onto kitty and drags her around to babble to her about whatever. She seems to be tolerant.
Gets upset easily if the cat rejects him. One time, he cried for an hour because the cat scratched him.
He KNOWS he should be gentle with her, but he just wants to pick her up and carry her everywhere he goes!
Watches old childhood cartoons on VHS when he's regressed.
He DESPERATELY wants a caregiver to guide him, protect him, spoil him, and baby him. He's so tired of being alone. At the same time, he's wary of everyone.
When you become his caregiver, however that came to be, he will be hiding from you for weeks, months, maybe even a year. He'll hide under blankets, only coming out to use the bathroom or eat whatever you put outside by his nightstand.
He will be so grateful for everything you do. Whether it's helping him clean around the house, buying him things, etc.
He's scared of the roaches in his fridge when he regresses to the point where he'll run to you asking you to open the door for him. You wound up getting an exterminator and a new fridge which tore him up since he's used to everything being the same.
You made it up to him with his favorite dish, dessert, and you surprised him with a bubble bath and a new toy.
He's most talkative when he's regressed. So talkative in fact, that he gets quiet occassionally because he's worried if he's too much.
He happily rambles to you about the adventures him, Toto, Wowo (the new plush he named), and Kitty went on.
Loves pillow forts. But he gets distressed when you ruin the order (someone headcanoned that Protag has OCD and I'm sorta intrigued. Please lmk if I poorly represent OCD)
Gets disturbing intrusive thoughts and night terrors. Frequently clings onto you whilst begging you not to abandon him.
Doesn't cry often, but when he does it's a flood and it can go on for hours.
Always hides under blankets and pillows when he cries. He hates being seen. He will take Toto and Wowo with him. By now, Kitty has grown more clingy and follows him around, so she's either purring in his arms to soothe him of his cries or she's sitting in front of the fort.
Often wishes he was tinier or Kitty was larger so he could ride on her back.
More of a sobber than a tantrum type. He feels humiliated as is crying, expressing his frustration via tantrums would only make him feel even more inferior.
Sometimes you might have to sit outside of his fort for hours until he pokes his hand out of the sheets.
One day he does manage to cry in front of you and his arms reached out to you hoping you'd hold him like his parents should have.
Age regression seemed to have made him healthier over time.
Big tasks seemed smaller when he was mentally little.
He started taking better care of himself because he knows you'd want that. He started eating baby carrots whenever he craved a cigarette to try and reduce that oral fixation. Sometimes he snacks on frozen blueberries and grapes too.
Babbles to you until it involves his feelings, then it's more muted.
One day, he mumbles something to you before repeating it louder so you could hear.
"I know... I'm... a lot sometimes. But I'm grateful you're patient. I know I don't deserve it but... but..."
He couldn't finish the sentence before tears started choking his words and threaten to spill.
You know words are difficult for him. You know how much he's grown and you tell him just how proud you are of him with a boop to the nose.
Then you surprised him with a toy rocket... you knew he wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. Now he's currently talking about every planet's moons to you and Kitty. This is one of the few moments you'll see him beaming with joy.
OFFICIAL TRIOSKAZ SERVER IS DEFENDING AN ADMITTED PEDOPHILE!!!!!
PLEASE read the explanation below, i copy pasted it from my twitter, @WaggyBat
TW: transphobia, homophobia, vicitim blaming, pedophilia and zoophilia.
Firstly, the user's name is astaroth, i won't say the victims' user names for their own protection, but it's important to know that both of them are MINORS (-16 years old) and astaroth KNEW they were minors.
Asta is at least 30 years old.
On november 20th, astaroth was talking to one of his victims in a voice chat when he, without consent of the minor or being requested by them, sent a cropped porn fanart of a NINAH character in their dms.
a few days later, he was talking to his second victim and he started to threaten to send them the most grotesque art of their favorite character. And, again, umprompted and without request, sent them not once, but twice, cropped porn of NINAH characters.
when the discord server started to riot, everybody started to write "KILL ALL PEDOPHILES", and then after everybody got timed out, he said people were threating to kill him. Funny way to show who you are, huh?
not only he has pedophilic behaviour accusations, but also transphobic, homophobic and racist accusations which just like the pedophilia ones, he didnt care to defend himself or at least say he is innocent at all.
about the transphobia: not only he has passive agressive comments on people's arts or just umprompted takes, he also was complaining about transmac coat guy fanart and how it's just "coat 'guy' with a boy pussy", and he made sure to put quotation marks on guy.
about the homophobia: also passive agressive comments, he complained on how NINAH shouldnt have ships, but he only said that when someone posted about any LGBT+ ship and also he enjoyed a lot of straight ships.
not only that, he also said there were minors in the server so we shouldn't be sending those type of things in the chats, all that while he sent cropped porn to minors and straight up fetish content in the general chat of the official trioskaz server.
about the racism: yesterday he was talking about the existence of inferior and worse languages. Many people tried to explain how that's a wrong way of thinking, and i explained how a group's language is one of the pillars of their culture, and in antropology, one of the first things you MUST learn is to not judge someone's culture from your point of view, and how he is, intentionally or not, being biased about people's culture. and a funny note, the inferior languages are black people slang and also non natives in general. Very curious to think about that, no?
about the actions of the "mods" in the server: everybody had screenshots and evidence, but it took them at least 3 hours to do something. In the end, everybody who was asking to ban an admitted pedophile was timed out for 25 hours
while astaroth, the pedophile who started all the riot is still UNPUNISHED, and the mods were comforting him and talking about how agressive all those people are. God forbid we dont want children to be groomed apparently.
the victims are, obviously, currently facing mental health problems because they just got silenced and the person who caused all of this is being babysitten by the mods, and one of them went through a mental breakdown thanks to the mods being useless.
highlighting ts: the admitted pedophile, astaroth, is UNPUNISHED, the victims are SILENCED, the people speaking up are SILENCED, and the mods are TAKING SIDE WITH THE PEDOPHILE. the server is not safe for minors and the mods dont care. if you speak against them, get timed out.
REAL children were and are being harmed thanks to the mods not doing the bare minimum. REAL KIDS are suffering because of a pedophile and mods taking side with them.
this just shows who you are and who you sympathize with. absolutely DISGUSTING. DISGUSTING.
him being biased ☝️
☝️this was referencing Anira Naeg's creepy weird ass sloppy "art" that i will post here 👇
Anira naeg is another fucking creep to but lets ignore this piece of shit for now.
☝️everybody that was against pedophiles started to say KILL ALL THE PEDOPHILES and bro started to cry about how HE is being threatened. funny way to expose urself.
☝️he literally sent cropped porn to two minors, here 👇
. I reached the limit of images but oh boy i have screen recording and more screenshots of the mods being homophobic and being complicit to pedophilia and LGBTphobia.
All the victims and people speaking up against an ADMITTED PEDOPHILE being in the server are currently TIMED OUT FOR 25 HOURS.
the ADMITTED PEDOPHILE IS CURRENTLY STILL UNPUNISHED AND THE MODS ARE OPENLY SIDING WITH THEM !!!!!!!!
Fun idea, but these headcanon might take a while so either reject or set it aside, do what you will queen >:)
Derby, Bif, Parker, Russell, Johnny, Ricky, Norton, Peanut, and Lola with a crush on someone who is extremely dense and misreads situations as platonic when it's obviously romantic.
Hehe thank yewww
Added on to the request like you mentioned:
"Also in my request abt the dense reader, I forgot to mention that the reader is smart enough to analyze social situations, just too dumb for romantic settings"
I wish I got this done sooner, but I straight up had zero idea which direction to take this, so... some pretty short general headcanons
His whole life and overall mentality revolves around self-importance. He's Derby Harrington, just his name demands to be spoken about. Yet, you don't. Not in the way he wants. For him, he's interested. Too interested.
Derby doesn't sugar coat things. If he isn't around important investors or his parents, he isn't going to care. You're no exception. However, the problem with this is that he words things like he doesn't mean it.
"I enjoy your company." I like being around you
"What you doing is serviceable." You're good at what you do.
Derby is a confusing man. He doesn't explain or sees the sense in doing it. All the while being stubborn in what he wants. He wants you, but he'll never word it like that.
Bif Taylor
Stubbornness is practically coded into the Preps bloodline, but Bif's? potentially even worse. Boxing for so long has taught him many things; be patient for the opening, and be stubborn to not go down.
While you don't notice, he does a lot behind your back, like getting people off of your back (bullying or threatening other kids. Teachers aren't left out either.) Meanwhile, in front of you? The most pitch-perfect gentlemen ever. Holding open doors, carrying your stuff, walking you to class etc.
His parents taught him well, but clearly not well enough. How can he be better for someone who can't see his effort? It's frustrating because he can't figure it out, but he's nothing, if not persistent. It's a one sided cycle where you can't see his effort because that's just how he is, isn't it?
Parker Ogilvie
He gives up multiple times, but then he goes right back to trying again
You give him confidence to play risky moves. Gifts that are a little to personal, words that are picked right for that situation. The nervousness begins to leave, slow but steady.
No matter how much he loves you, he cannot deny how annoying it is to how you be so blind. Yet, selfishly so, he sees this as a good opportunity to try the things he wasn't able to before. You make him into a man he wants to be. You may not know it, but he loves you ever more for that.
Russell Northrop
Russell attempts the best he can. He doesn't really know that you don't know, but know. You two stay as friends way longer than anyone else wants you to. The bullies are annoyed, but equally just as assholes to leave you two stranded to figure it out.
Often gets you flowers, cause pretty/handsome/awesome people like flowers, right?
"Russell got this for Y/N." I saw this and it reminds me of you.
He isn't sure how to word his feelings so he deals with it the only way he can — fists and stories that seem like fairytales. You like that, don't you? It's not like you've rejected him or told him to stop, so he'll keep doing it
Johnny Vincent
Distant and avoiding is how he usually acts, still he gets like this with people he's too close with. After Lola, it became a coping mechanism. His coping mechanism.
However, you make him bolder. He can literally see that you're not connecting each hint despite how smart you are. It both pisses him off, and makes him want your attention more.
Sharing seems like his love language. Really, it's an excuse to get closer.
He feels stupid for trying so hard, but he can't help it. He never was able to help his impulsive thoughts with Lola, nor is he going to stop for you
Larry Peanut Romano
His self-esteem is totally shot. It feels like nothing he does crosses your mind besides 'friends being flirty.' It make him partially lose his mind because he thinks he's losing his touch. No, it's all you.
Yet, he can't help but be paranoid regardless. Like an idiot he still tries, but he feels a bit of his heart cracking each time a few flirty words or a kind gesture fall flat.
One time he offered you, his jacket. It was getting colder out. He was so nervous, and all you said was 'thanks,' moved on, and never spoke about it again.
He hates himself for not being forward enough.
Lola Lombardi
Lola isn't one to hide the fact that she likes someone, especially when it comes to someone like you. Yet, you don't 'clue-in.' It pisses her off big time.
She's quite touchy; hands on your shoulders, nails lightly scratching your skin, leaning over your shoulder, face too close. She's all over you, literally and metaphorically. Despite all of this, it seems like you're the last person to realize, "Oh, she likes me."
At this point she's frustrated, groaning, and whining with an obvious attitude. You ask her what's wrong, and yet… she can't be mad, not entirely.
She bawls in your arms saying how the world isn't fair. For a moment she can believe that your hers.
Norton Williams
Despite being tall and imposing, Norton likes to flash the idea that he's 'soft.' It'd never cross your mind when he does things that his buddies make fun of him for. All the while, he's indirectly writing you poems. "It's about sunsets," He tells you. You don't bat an eye. These poems are about you. Details become coincidences and so on.
Asks for you opinions on books (even if you don't read. Hell, he offer to read it to you so you two could discuss it). Regardless, he does this to pull your attention towards him.
These aren't all coincidences, not as far as he's concerned
Ricky Pucino
The spark he feels never seems to waver, despite having most of his efforts go straight in the bin.
He does things he's never done before so you can purposefully notice; getting better grades, getting in less trouble, buying you things instead of stealing (sometimes, this one is EXTRA rare)
His friends notice and poke fun at him. Meanwhile, Ricky pretends to be ignorant, though he knows what he's doing. He just wants you to notice him. One day, he hopes, one day. For now he'll play the long game, not forcing it, but also not stepping aside and letting you pass by him.
Hehe omg hiiiii can I request Ricky x Childhood Best Friend!Reader who acts all stoic and distant with people when they're nervous around others but gets shy, awkward, rambly, and blushy with people they have a crush on only to realize they're starting to get like that with him?
I gotchuu. Totally didn't have to scroll up our thousands of chats to find the info I needed 😝😝
Might've gone too far, but it's fineee
Ricky Pucino x ChildhoodFriend!Reader
Getting nervous makes people avoid you. Being stoic and distant isn't a redeemable quality. Not at Bullworth. It made you less of a target for bullies, not like they got much out of you.
....Having a crush was worse
Stumbling over words like a baby deer, face flushing like you were embarrassed to simply exist, you probably did. Hands fidgeting with anything nearby; a stray thread, loose buttons, hem of your shirt or the end of your sleeve, chewing on your lip. It was a whole 180 from the usual distance. You stay put as if you're scared to move
You knew it, and you hated it.
Well, yeah, it sucked, however, what sucked worse is that this 'nervousness' was directed towards your childhood best friend — Ricky.
You didn't want to try and admit those feelings because he was JUST in a relationship (it was almost a year ago. Buddy is still holding on by THREADS)
He wasn't a bad guy — far from it. Even with his odd behaviour — being friends for so many years made that clear
Yet, it's still there, digging deep in your heart. He won't let her go, and you can't make him. It's suffering in your own silence for as long as forever could feel.
It longed to be free — a butterfly escaping its cocoon — but what did you mean to him? What could you mean to him? Just a rebound for a chance at something he never had? It's pathetic to think in such a way. Love likes to make people sit in pain, make them uncomfortable until they break.
Yet, he feels the same. It has been that way for a long while. He just dated the other girl because he didn't want to ruin what you two had. He did fall in love with her, obviously, and he's still heartbroken. Still, he pursuits other girls.
He thinks you'll be like that too. He can't risk the ache that builds in his chest when he finds old notes between him and her (ex-girlfriend). Whenever he sees her favourite colour, he gets wrecked from the inside out. He loved her man. You knew that. You still should know with the way he's whining and crying about it all the time.
And he loves you too. Too much to be considered friends anymore. Yet, it's a decade too long. He can't break it. How stupid would he be if you said no? Yeah, idiot of the town.
He lives in his own constant fear in his mind. He isn't good enough. Never was, clearly.
He could never explain their (ex-girlfriend n his) relationship. At the end, he felt blind searching for a puzzle piece that got lost. The full picture didn't look right, and it was plain ugly without that one piece.
Maybe that's why they broke up. He's a pathetic little pansy who can't admit anything. Pushes his nose up into bikes, spends hours in the shop to be the best because it's the only thing he'll ever be good at
I don't think people realize how angsty childhood friends can get. We often romanticize it but it's one of those high risk high reward/risk to lose it all kinda things.
Sorry for spamming your inbox. But I had another idea😭
Could you do Ricky x Reader where they were childhood friends and the reader had to move into Ricky's house cuz they transferred to Bullworth? And like... it's OBVIOUS they like each other to everyone, even Ricky's mom who's pushing for them to get together, BUT it's not clear to them.
It's for an oc x canon plot💔
Please don't hesitate to spam my inbox, I literally love reading this stuff. Fics? Hcs? Just ideas to write about GIMME !! I wanna read
Ooo *rubs my hands together like a shit-fly*
I'm excited to be involved with said plot !! These are some random scenarios to build off of, but they're also connected (Barely)
Ricky Pucino x Childhood friend!reader
+ Ms. Pucino, Ricky's brother
You had tranferred to Ricky's house because you were going to Bullworth. Why weren't your parents letting you stay with them? Let alone signing you up for the dorms, who knows, but you won't talk about it.
Ms. Pucino accepted you in with open arms. She loved having you around when you and Ricky were bite sized. How could she let you go homeless. No way!
Ricky's brother though? Well, mostly off to college out of Bullworth. However, when he visited, he avoided you like the plague. It was that, or strange looks and comments.
Same with Ms. Pucino. It was super weird.
Whatever! You had a place to stay, AND you're able to stay with one of you childhood best friends. A total bonus.
Ms. Pucino often has you and Ricky go out to get stuff.
"Can you and Ricky go down to store to go pick up some vegtables form Yum Yum Market?"
"Oh! I heard there's a new ice-cream shop down 11th. You should go! Bring Ricky with you!"
"You know, ma's been acting weird..." Ricky told you on night. He was looking off, lost, but more confused then anything.
You held the shared cigarette between your fore and middle finger. Head turned toward his face, "What do you mean?"
His brows scrunched together — thinking too much, "She keeps asking me about flowers. Think she's going crazy 40 years young."
He looked over at you with a faint smile, but it didn't full reach his eyes. It was weird his mother was so.. insistent. It wasn't like her.
Both of you shrugged it off as her being off. People had those days, you know?
Ricky's brother (When he's home at least), has passive aggressive comments, sometimes even invasive to. Asking about who you're dating.
He also tries distracting Ricky by forcing him to do tuff with him, telling him his bike is fucked so he'll go out and see what's wrong. (Bro is so paranoid, he fixes his bike even if his brother was wrong. He loves it too much)
One morning after a particulary bad night, you found your way to Ricky's room. You didn't want to be alone (Nightmare or thinking too much and making yourself paranoid). Still, you were in his bed, his body against yours caue apparently he's out to be a human furnace — he prefers the middle of the bed, hence why he's shifting over and invading your space. Jackass.
The half-opened blinds poured sunlight into the room, fortunatenly, not in your eyes. Still annoying. You laid there, despite feeling Ricky breathing down your neck, it was warm, and who wants to get out of a warm bed? Hell, if that’d be you.
The longer you stayed awake, the more you could the natural hustle and bustle of Ms. Pucino. She worked herself too hard. Always worked too hard.
She passed by the door, the sound of the broom brushing against the floor. Her voice spoke up, loud and proud like the way she always did. Even if there was people sleeping a few feet away, “Yes! I’m telling you they’d be a good couple. Kids these days don’t know signs if it hit them over the head!”
She was talking to someone, probably that one older lady she always brung around to have brunch with. Whatever, probably talking about her kids. Not interesting.
Extra Scenarios:
[These aren't specific, just some extra things to build off of ♡]
Sharing cigarettes, food, and clothes, it's an automatic thing for him and you
Teaches you how fix you bike effectively (if you don't know how)
You genuinely know so much about him. The little habits his friends would miss, like the special way he does dishes, or the way he organizes things
Bike rides in the middle of the night, when everything's too much
Complaining about anything and everything. If you have an ex that “unfairly” broke your heart then yeah, probably gonna be complaining back and forth
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Hope these helped !! This was pretty fun to write ♡♡
Hi! I just wanted to ask if you were alright to write (Bully) Greasers x AFAB reader on their period? I'm absolutely exhausted at the moment and I would really appreciate it if you did write it :) (obviously not forcing or anything!)
A/N: Omg yes I'll write it for you, darling!!!!
The Greasers Taking Care Of Your on Your Period:
Johnny Vincent:
Highkey dramatic as fuck with it.
Ordering his boys to get you supplies. Steal pads, tampons, snacks, whatever. He'll break into a pharmacy and steal a heating pad for you.
Gets even more protective than ever.
Threatened Mr. Burton to let you sit out of gym. He hates that guy anyway.
Will yell at anybody who dares to even try to belittle your pain.
Cuddles galore, he'll even let you use him as a heating pad.
Doesn't let you do anything except sit down and be spoiled. Yeah, extra as hell, but at least he cares.
Larry "Peanut" Romano:
Less knowledgeable on what to do because he's never had to deal with this issue before.
Goes to Johnny for help because Johnny's been with Lola for years so chances are he'd have some idea. He would go to Ricky for help but uh.... that might be a bit of a touchy subject for him.
Scrounges up money for whatever you want him to get you. If he doesn't have enough, he'll try to get Jimmy to buy you something and he'll pay him back eventually.... probably.
He'll manage to get you pads or tampons, Ibuprofen or Tylenol, and a snack or two.
Genuinely doesn't know what he is doing. He'll just play the busted up TV and sit next to you like he's scared you'll maul him or start crying. (His only knowledge about periods are that they're bloody and make people moody)
He'll go to the library and read up about them for your sake.
He'll stick by you as much as he can, carrying your things, intimidating anyone who tries to start anything, etc.
Hal Esposito:
Hal is more concerned about the dietary aspect of periods.
He'll hassle nerds to telk him what foods are iron rich, and he would ask Beatrice what foods and drinks should be consumed or avoided during menstruation.
With that said, Hal will police you more on what you consume. He won't do it in a way that shames you, more so, "Don't drink that soda, the processed sugar and fizz will make you feel worse." Or "Don't eat fast food. Eat this instead, it's got iron."
He stole a few steaks from the Yum Yum Market because he heard it helps with iron. If you're vegan, uh, he'll drop them back off and leave a "Sorry for stealing ur meat" note.
He'll get you whatever you need, but his main concern is how you're eating.
He just gives you what you need, aids you with food, tells you to take a hot shower or he'll draw you a bath, (his hot water was turned off at his house, so he'll have to boil you some.)
Overall, not as knowledgeable as Johnny but not as panicky as Larry. As long as he focuses on making sure you're warm and well fed, he is calm.
Lefty Mancini:
Tough guy act DROPPED. HEAVILY.
Now he's all panicky and running up to the guys like "what do I do? I heard you have to use those cotton tea bags to stop 'em, right?"
Tried buying you a pack of smokes and a hot dog because "it's tasty and the nicotine might help with the pains." Needless to say, the Greasers had to step in.
They all went out to shop, but went in turns in pairs because they knew that them as a group would seem suspicious. Thanks to everyone's contributions, he managed to buy you supplies including a few snacks and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide with a brush to get the stains out.
Realizes he's got a poor way with words when it comes to this stuff, so he just stays quiet for most of the time you're on your period.
Tells anybody off if they make any remarks. Might just fight them, too.
He isn't as knowledgeable on the dietary aspect as Hal, so he'll just get you whatever you want. Even if it's sushi. How would he get sushi? He'll figure it out.
Lucky De Luca:
Immediately asks you what do you need or want before heading out to the pharmacy and/or the Yum Yum Market.
He lets you take the lead since he understands he doesn't get what it's like.
His approach is to simply do what you tell him to. If you tell him to give you space, he's already out. If you tell him you can't get up to walk to the store due to cramps, he's already on his way. If you can't show up to class, he'll go to your classes and take notes for you.
His main focus is to make sure you're as confortable as possible. He also makes you sip a lot of hot water. He kind of treats your menstruation as a cold.
He isn't super knowledgeable about what to eat, but he does try to steer you away from junk food. If you crave it, though, he'll let you have it, but the Ibuprofen and/or Tylenol is on deck.
He usually just stays close by and does your chores for you. Laundry is done, blankets all warmed up, and hot water near by. If you get hot flashes, he has ice packs. For a guy who "doesn't know what he's doing," he seems to have it down.
Ricky Pucino:
Also dramatic, but not to Johnny's degree. Although, he seems more stressed about it than you.
Bikes you around to where ever you want. Partly for fresh air and partly so you coukd tell him what you need.
Also the type to focus on helping around the house for you. Laundry, dishes, shopping, all of it, don't worry about it.
Tries to do massages but understands that his hands were made for fixing bikes, not uteruses.
Lowkey acts like one of those "It's just you and me against the world, sugar plum" kind of guys when you're in pain and everyone groans or laughs. Like yes, he's corny, but he cares A LOT.
His default resting bitch face intensifies, now he's mean mugging the whole school whenever they look at you or tease you.
But with you, he is so soft, he gets all soft spoken and breathier telling you to focus on feeling better
Norton Williams:
Gets a little panicky but tries to play the stoic tough guy. He does ask the others for input and begrudgingly asks Lola for advice.
Once he gets the supplies, he tries to help you relax by showing you his paintings. He'll even paint you!
Writes poetry about you to make you feel better and to remind you that you're still cute even if you feel ugly.
Puts piles of blankets on you, unless you're hot, then he gives you bags of peas.
His approach is essentially the "wait it out" type. He will get you medicine and supplies, and he will get you a few treats, but he knows that in the end, all he can do is reduce symptoms, not exactly stop them.
He knows a little bit about tea, so he makes you drink some of them, even a few herbal blends of his own.
Despite being inexperienced and panicky, he remains as cool as a cucumber because "panicking solves nothing."
Vance Medici:
Dashes his ass to the nearest store after you tell him what to get. He will write it down to the last word.
Gets everything you need and whatever else his pocket money could afford and makes you get to bed (preferably at you place since his home isn't ideal)
Before you get into bed, he has you take a hot shower or bath while he goes to prep things for you. He ended up cooking a quick dish with a glass of warm water with some painkillers.
When you get into bed, you find out real quick that he tossed your blankets into the dryer for a bit, too.
He then stays with you for the next few hours or until it gets dark and he is yelled at to go home by your folks.
Does your hair for you or styles your clothes so you feel less shitty.
Little ball of energy who is eager to help.
Lola Lombardi (cuz she always gets excluded from Greaser hcs):
A lot less meaner than one would expect her to be! In fact, she's quite nurturing! She'll pout and coo at you, asking what you want or need from the store before she goes to make a little care package.
She flirted with Tad for some pocket money before dipping and getting you the things you needed.
Caters to you the rest of the day, keeping you company, making sure you eat, going out of her way to take care of a few things, even your homework! She rarely ever shows such a sweet side.
Gets snappy and scolds anyone and everyone who makes fun of you. If you bleed through and one of the girls starts laughing, the next flow they're going to have is coming out of their nose! And she isn't above ruining a preppy's Aquaberry if they called you poor or helpless. She'll even go after any Greaser who calls you dramatic for your pain. Jocks, nerds, preppies, townies, doesn't matter. She will pick a fight with anyone who wrongs you!
She does mess around with your appearance in private. She might do your nails, or she might spritz her perfume on you, whatever reminds you that you're still beautiful/handsome in her eyes even if you're bleeding out in gallons.
Went to the carnival just to win you a teddy bear to surprise you.
All of this is assuming she didn't sync with you. If so, you will have to stop her from over exhausting herself. For a girl who loves to center things around herself, she completely disregards HER needs during HER period.
one of my tg moots requested gary x beatrice and i thought it would be a cute idea... so there's a crazy early valentines art :) they can make each other 10x more delulu
I still haven't exactly figured out how I wanna word why I think Lola is the way she is. My bad guyths...
She goes back to Johnny because she loves the way he is; so willing to fight, so willing for her. HOWEVER !! She also hates how clingy he is around her — hands on her waist, pulling her in. It's intoxicating, and unfuffilling
Lola really doesn't know what she wants. She pretends that she does, but nothing feels... right. She loves Johnny, but he isn't what she's looking for. Yet, what is she looking for? She doesn't know.
The thrill she gets when she's in trouble is such a good feeling. She's an adrenaline junkie for sure. The anticipation of what comes next is sweet and addictive
Says she doesn't drink and that she finds it trashy. However, she does, in the privacy of her own room. Johnny and Larry have seen the stash.
Speaking of Larry, she used to have a crush on him, but found, and still thinks, he's too soft. Like an underrated cookie. She wanted something with more structure
On nights she gets into arguments with Johnny, she'll call Larry instead. Despite him being so close to Johnny, she still finds peace in his presence.
Besides Larry's probably the only one who doesn't find her to be annoying, or brush her off when she's moody
Always wears this special brand of cherry red lipstick. She has no idea where it came from, but it appeared one day during a deep clean of her room and she's absolutely in love with it. Unfortunately there's no label, or was one and it fell off
Lola is in love with herself. Not entirely in a narcissistic way, but she knows shes good looking. Totally fuels her ego, and her pride
You CANNOT tell me this girl smells bad. Despite hanging out with guys who probably smell like B.O, motor oil and cigarettes. She literally smells like strawberry and faint cigarette smoke
Does get in severe trouble with the Prefects though. Dress code and what they can and can't do... blah... blah... blah. Boring bitchs ( ｀д´)
Her beef with Mandy stems from jealousy. Lola thinks Mandy is actually really pretty and is SO jealous of that. Like her body shape, the way she moves. She's LITERALLY perfect
Okay but tell me why Pinky and Lola are lowkey parallels of each other.... Am I crazy for thinking that???
When she goes on dates with other boys she always assumes they want something after — a kiss or something... more. Boys in Bullworth only want one thing, and she's grown to accept it.
Drunk out of her mind, she cries to Larry, "I don't want this! Boys are jerks!" And he tells her words that don't mean anything to her hysteric mind
He's trying to help, she knows, she appreciates. Yet, her mind plays tricks as the substance strays her away from the logical side
In a way, she still loves Larry, despite her flame extinguishing long ago. Clearly, it didn't leave. (This causes Larry to get really mixed signals.) She doesn't mean to, but she thinks about what could've been.
'Bad boys' excite her so much because it's dangerous. Who doesn't love a bit of rebellion on top of danger?
Why I think she's the way she is
(Bare with me on this. Lowkey just made a drabble... whoops)
"I'm getting so old! My life is almost over!" — L.L
Her mother used to be beautiful. So awe-inspiring to a little Lola. Yet, as Lola got older, so did her mother. The woman became so... ugly. It made Lola associate 'getting older' as 'getting uglier'. She doesn't want to be wrinkles and old and... ugly all together.
When she was a child, her family could be considered pitch-perfect despite living in the rough area of New Coventry. Lola never minded it. Hell, she loved it. Her mother was the type of woman to bake food for the neighbors and take care of wilted plants. Her father worked in a boring office job. It never excited her, so she never paid much attention.
...Then she got older. It seemed everything was falling apart. Her father, eyes sunken deep, had to stay at work more and more late to make ends meat.
Her mother? Restless. She brings around men who never meant anything to Lola. Why would they? She felt uncomfortable. Weirded out that these men weren't her father.
"Trust me, baby, you'll understand when your older," Her mother's raspy voice told her.
The little girl believed her. Mama knew best... didn't she?
Days turn into weeks. Weeks into months. Months into years. Lola never thought anything about it anymore. Not when the door opened or when other mans voices filtered in. Background noise is what it was now. She's sat in her room, playing with her worn doll; Angelica. Nimble fingers brushed through Angel's greasy hair to make sure she was beautiful for when she went to the ball — a cardboard box she scribbled on with crayon. No sounds outside her little bubble mattered anymore.
"Make sure a man treats you like gold. Not like ya father," The old woman crooned.
Lola felt uncomfortable as her wrinkled fingers brushed through her hair.
"Okay, mama." A soft whisper, a quiet belief that it would be okay. Even as the sweetness tasted like bitter against her tongue.
Mama always looked so happy after the men left. Lola wanted that type of happiness. She thought she could get it. No one was there to tell her 'no'. No one to deny her when her body filled out. She was just like her mother before she turned into... that. No longer pretty, just a toy for men to use at their hearts content
Her father would always come home, exhausted and wary to the bone. Yet, he looked at Lola with such gentleness as he kissed her forehead before moving off to most likely fall asleep on the couch. He worked too late, too long.
...Father, unknowing, of his daughter as she grew.
...Mother, unknowingly, tainting her daughter like the cigarettes to her own lungs.
And a little Lola unable to break the cycle. It's what she wants... isn't it?
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Let me know what you guys think ! I love, love LOVE hearing other people's ideas !!
Or if you wanna make me suffer and write more headcanons, then be my guest ♡♡
Probably so sick of getting requests about Larry, I'm sorry for following the train (｡-ω-)
My loves just advanced for this stupid nasally guy, what can I say 😼😼
Larry meeting Johnny's sibling for the first time (college student i don't know. WHATEVER they're coming home regardless), and Larry is a little... shell shocked if you will. He hasn't seen them since him and Johnny were younger. Besides who pays attention to your friends older sibling? Not him apparently
x reader and gender neutral!! I know you already did a sweet!reader so of you wanna go a whole 180 you can. I'll give you that creative freedom
ANYWAYS thank you gang-a-rang (o´▽`o)
This is kinda the vibe I'm getting from this. If it helps at all (T▪︎T)
A/N: "You're probably so sick of the Peanut requests---" Bro, who keeps asking you for Johnny x reader headcanons and shit????😭 Anyway...
Peanut x Johnny's Older Sibling
He hasn't seen them since he was like.... 14? They were only about two years apart, but he felt much younger than them.
When he ran into you, he was both ecstatic and slightly unnerved. Seeing someone years later tends to feel that way. You left Bullworth for a while to figure things out and occassionally calling Johnny or sending money to him.
He tries to play it cool. After all, his crush was when you were 16. You probably changed after all these years.
And changed you did, holy shit--
You were always fine looking when he knew you but WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! DID PUBERTY GIVE YOU A SEQUEL?!
You don't really notice the change, but Larry swore to his friends that you got--he doesn't even know. He just knows you're hot.
"No guys, really, they're gorgeous/handsome. Like.... more than Lola, Mandy, Ted, and those pretty boy preppies combined! For sure!"
Of course, he NEVER lets Johnny hear any of this.
None of the greaser believed the hype till they saw your picture and suddenly they understood.
So with their encouragement, Peanut went for you (the greasers literally all frantically shook their arms and heads in disapproval at the idea of Peanut pursuing you. Yes, yes even Lola did because she doesn't want to deal with Johnny)
And thus the childhood crush sparked once more. What was initially rekindled due to your looks actually became a legitimate crush the more he spent time with you.
He loved watching you handle everything be it studies, working, cooking, cleaning, how do you make mundane tasks look so cool? Plus you're a college freshman?! (Which isn't a big deal among your college peers but to a junior in high school, that's incredibly attractive)
The only downside to spending so much time with you is he feels so inadequate. As a greaser, he's made to feel like a man among his peers. But around you? He feels like a little boy in comparison. He worries you see him the same way you see Johnny. Like a brother.
He wishes he was more mature. You're only 18, just two years older than him, but you seem so much better than him. It's really bumming him out.
Generally speaking, the greasers all sort of chose to step away from this. Lucky, Lefty, Norton, Hal, and Vance all think it's an awful idea. Ricky thinks Peanut should go for it but to be wary of them "breaking his heart and running off..... just like she did to me." Lola... for once, didn't want to start drama and discouraged it. She'd rather have Johnny fight over her than him fighting over his sibiling's attention.
Larry kind of gets increasingly insecure about his appearance, especially his height (and especially if you happen to be taller than him). He tries not to let it show, though since he worries that if he shows any "weakness," then you'll really ses him as a little brother.
Mental gymnastics galore, put him in the Olympics the way he's jumping through hoops in his head over you.
He starts to quit smoking when you smacked a cigarette out of Johnny's mouth and started cussing him out.
Johnny starts to notice how Larry gets quiet when he's in the middle of an argument between you and Johnny, also noticed how he even seems to side with you occasionally.
Oh, and Johnny DEFINITELY noticed Larry coming around even when Johnny stepped out and started helping around the house. Even with the domestic tasks!
Then Johnny asked one day after Shop Class "What's the deal between you and my sibiling? You like 'em or sumn?"
And... Larry isn't the type to lie. Especially to Johnny. So he hesitantly confessed that, yes, he really liked you.
The weird thing is, Johnny didn't lash out. Whether it's because he was too tired over Lola or sparing Larry the anger because he is his best friend, it was hard to tell.
All Johnny could muster up was a disapproving but calm, "What? So you and my sibiling are gonna be together? Yeah, no. Too weird. Just... don't.... eh... don't do that, okay? Please?"
Obviously, Larry was bummed out over this. But then during conversation, Lefty had a bit of a Freudian Slip and said, "Okay, but like, Johnny ain't even ya daddy. He can't stop you." This little slip up caused him to get a bruise in the side after Norton elbowed him and went, "Are you TRYING to get Larry killed?" Only for Ricky and Lucky to chime in with a synchronized "Ehhhhh, he's gotta point..." Hal sort of shrugged, but it was clear he did agree. Vance flat out refused to join in, saying he's neutral (Even though WHO was the one making Larry's hair look extra nice every time he came over to Johnny's?)
By now, it was 5 to 3. Majority of the Greasers were supporting Larry and the remaining three (Johnny, Lola, and Norton) were against it. Regardless, Norton said he'll keep quiet about it.
So one day, Larry goes over to Johnny's as he usually did. This time, he managed to condition his leather jacket, Vance did his hair, Ricky tuned his bike, Larry stole some flowers from the girls' dorm, and Lefty made a bet with Lucky. If Larry comes back with a s/o, Lefty is getting 20 bucks with an addition 5 if Larry says he got a kiss. If Larry comes back saddened Lucky gets 20 with an additional 5 if Larry seemed beaten up.
He came into the house and gave you the flowers. At first, you were flattered and didn't think much of it only for him to go "I uh... gotta tell ya something." You waited patiently for him, turning to face him with all your attention, just for him to say "I like you. Uh, a lot. Can I take you on a date? Uh... my bike is fast."
A little later Johnny came home to dinner in the fridge, a dark house, and a note that read: "Larry and I went out. I'll be home a bit later. Love you, eat the dinner."
Larry got you home, and Johnny was just ominously stewing through the dark window but said nothing. It freaked Larry out, but he still thought it was totally worth it.
You came in and started getting ready for bed just for Johnny to get all pouty and moody when Larry left. You only ever see this side of him. Nobody else, not even Lola.
Immediately started sassing you and saying things like "I guess nobody wanted you back in college so you settled for Larry." You tried not to take him seriously but it did get to a point where you basically shut him down by saying "Are you implying that your best friend isn't good enough for me? Do you really think that little of him? Also Johnny, I am not about to hear anything about relationships from you with that problem girl of yours."
Then Johnny stopped being agitated and started whimpering like he was about to cry and then you realized you took it way too far.
It was such a weird dynamic between you two. Your parents are in prison, so you have the play the parent and the sibiling while figuring your shit out. Poor Johnny must have felt so alone with you gone. Part of you definitely feels guilty for leaving him despite your distant efforts. It was at that moment you realized he seemed less upset about Larry liking you and more upset at the idea of one more person leaving him. His relationship (first one ever at that) is already awful but he doesn't want to end it because they have been together for 4 years, going on 5. His fear of being alone combined with your jabbing remark about Lola only made him start to cry.
You held him and apologized, but he did the same. Even he knew he was being out of line. He always has been and he feels awful for it since he knows you do more for him than you guys' parents and all he ever seems to do is start trouble. He knows you deserve happiness but...
He wound up confessing that he finally broke up with Lola for good and suddenly you started to cry. You never cared for Lola, not really, anyway. But you still felt immense pain and guilt for Johnny. While you were on a date with his best friend, he offically ended his first real relationship before their 5th year anniversary. Now you both felt terrible.
Eventually you two decided to spend the night together. You both ate dinner, but you grabbed a few snacks from the kitchen and spent hours watching shitty cable TV. After some time passed at 2 AM, Johnny asked while he laid across your lap, "How was the date, anyway?"
You answered, saying that it was good and Larry was extremely insistent on paying for everything and taking you home on his bike (despite you owning a car) and how he took you to a diner but it looked cleaner thanks to his friends.
Johnny smiled only to jolt up and exclaim, "Maybe next time I'll thank him and--wait, friends?! The Greasers knew about all this?!"
You laughed and responded, "I guess so."
(please ignore this, I misclicked and cannot remove it. Fuck you, Tumblr)
what do you think the preps' different boxing outfit colours mean?
Ohhhhh now this is interesting. Ive not really given much thought into it but I reckon I could try. Im gonna take a look at each character individually and fair warning this is going to be pretty long. I have a button for analyses like these on my ko-fi, if you want something similar written just for you, dont hesitate to click.
this definitely hasnt been rotting in my drafts for 7 months no way
PREP BOXING UNIFORM COLOUR ANALYSIS
One likelihood is its a belt system like martial arts, green being the highest, red being the lowest and blue in the middle tier. The stripes would then be indicative of your placement within them. White for high tier in that respective colour, yellow/gold for low tier but that’s boring and no one likes boring so im gonna get analytical on your asses rq
CHAD: Chad’s boxing outfit is green and yellow, the yellow is likely to have been more gold, but the graphics of the game really limit this. Now gold is easy, gold is regal. It represents power and influence and most importantly, money. If you want a really really deep cut, you can see a lot of gold in religious artwork, particularly in Christian art. It could be argued that the gold in his uniform reflects the kind of self importance that only a prep could have. A self-assured attitude that can only come from God. The green could mean one of three things, Chad is supposed to represent new-life and good luck within the prep clique, green is an natural colour that is seen in plant life, and green imagery is particularly used when thinking about luck, like lucky clovers. And then there’s also the easy route of equating the green to being representative of cold, hard, cash. It’s pretty well known to think about green as being representative of those sweet dollar bills. There’s nothing to say you cant’t interpret Chad’s outfit as being all about the money, green of dollar bills, gold of well… gold stuff. Alternatively, you could look at the green as being complementary to his skin tone which, from a game development perspective, makes a lot of sense.
JUSTIN: Justin’s boxing outfit is navy blue and white. And where else to we see blue and white? Don’t answer I'll tell you, its the jocks outfits. Now stay with me here okay, stay with me. We know Justin yearns to be a jock, its a collective he mentions more than once. This could be a subtle nod to his want to be a part to the clique with his beloved ted Thompson (justed truthers come to me). But looking at the colours individually, navy blue is professional, its serious, its traditional and conservative. Justin is not a leader, he is a follower, he trusts Derby and believes them to be close, even claiming that Derby said they were best friends. Looking at the white we can also take from it a sense of innocence, its untainted, pure. The white could also be a statement to Justin’s ability as a fighter, we could take the fact he even has white on his uniform to be a vote of confidence to wears his boxing abilities, he can fearlessly wear white because he is under the assumption he will remain spotless and victorious.
PARKER: Parker’s boxing outfit is gold and burgundy. Gold we’ve already discussed, but burgundy in this context is at least mildly interesting, burgundy is almost the colour of blood and that deep crimson is also synonymous of royalty. It’s regal, its very much steeped in history and class but there’s also a certain reservation in it, a deep retrospective aspect. Parker is the token ‘nice’ prep. He gives money to the homeless and is generally charming, so maybe this colour is supposed to represent a certain resignation in his status as ‘above’ the rest of Bullworth’s student body. He seems like a lonely kid, he’s very ahem… invested with his gnomes, the burgundy here could be representative of a certain tentativeness from Parker.
BRYCE: Bryce’s uniform is red and white. Now i say red and not burgundy because while it definitely is the same colour as Parker’s uniform I really feel Bryce deserves a special treatment in some way because I am the author and therefore I am god. Like Justin the white could mean self assuredness, but considering Bryce's financial situation he is probably not so sure of himself. If he gets it bloodied, he wont have to replace it. The stains wont tarnish it like he father tarnished his reputation and social standing. Nobody will notice his blood isn't blue when he gets pummeled
BIF: Bif’s uniform is green and white. It matches his skin hair and eyes. the meaning of the green is probably the same as with Chad's uniform: money, nature and implied power. The white is for purity, integrity. Bif is Bullworth's best and the cohesion of the colours in his uniform shows up
JIMMY: Black with flames. Jimmy goes against the grain and that is how he gets the upper hand on the preps. He takes what he wants when he wants it. Black is deep, dark. Black is death. He's coming to disrupt the status quo
I still haven't exactly figured out how I wanna word why I think Lola is the way she is. My bad guyths...
She goes back to Johnny because she loves the way he is; so willing to fight, so willing for her. HOWEVER !! She also hates how clingy he is around her — hands on her waist, pulling her in. It's intoxicating, and unfuffilling
Lola really doesn't know what she wants. She pretends that she does, but nothing feels... right. She loves Johnny, but he isn't what she's looking for. Yet, what is she looking for? She doesn't know.
The thrill she gets when she's in trouble is such a good feeling. She's an adrenaline junkie for sure. The anticipation of what comes next is sweet and addictive
Says she doesn't drink and that she finds it trashy. However, she does, in the privacy of her own room. Johnny and Larry have seen the stash.
Speaking of Larry, she used to have a crush on him, but found, and still thinks, he's too soft. Like an underrated cookie. She wanted something with more structure
On nights she gets into arguments with Johnny, she'll call Larry instead. Despite him being so close to Johnny, she still finds peace in his presence.
Besides Larry's probably the only one who doesn't find her to be annoying, or brush her off when she's moody
Always wears this special brand of cherry red lipstick. She has no idea where it came from, but it appeared one day during a deep clean of her room and she's absolutely in love with it. Unfortunately there's no label, or was one and it fell off
Lola is in love with herself. Not entirely in a narcissistic way, but she knows shes good looking. Totally fuels her ego, and her pride
You CANNOT tell me this girl smells bad. Despite hanging out with guys who probably smell like B.O, motor oil and cigarettes. She literally smells like strawberry and faint cigarette smoke
Does get in severe trouble with the Prefects though. Dress code and what they can and can't do... blah... blah... blah. Boring bitchs ( ｀д´)
Her beef with Mandy stems from jealousy. Lola thinks Mandy is actually really pretty and is SO jealous of that. Like her body shape, the way she moves. She's LITERALLY perfect
Okay but tell me why Pinky and Lola are lowkey parallels of each other.... Am I crazy for thinking that???
I saw your most recent post and Tad agere headcanons if you got any? Thank you and have a good day/night ❤️❤️
A/N: Omg hiiii! Lemme make you something! :D
Agere Tad Headcanons
Someone already said this, but it makes sense so I'll restate it: Parker is his caregiver.
Only Parker knows about Tad's age regression, making him extremely protective and defensive for Tad. It's also why he's frequently around him
Unfortunately, this has led to Parker getting Caregiver's Burnout by age 16 and hold some resentment, but he's not sure how or if he should communicate this to Tad.
Tad SWEARS that he is 4 and a half when he is little.
Prone to temper tantrums when he feels as though someone is patronizing or condscending to him.
Openly age regressed as a child and was bullied for it, and wound up learning how to mask his age regression by fidgeting with a small toy in his pocket
When he does fully regresses and shows it, it's either when he's alone or when he's with Parker. It's involuntary, and it usually occurs after someone was mean to him or after he speaks to his father.
And when he does regress, he sort of drops the faux accent and starts speaking more simplistically. Furthermore, he tends to pout, whine, and hide under things or in tight spaces.
If he is regressed, never shout at him or even speak sternly to him. Parker has learned that even when he's intensely frustrated with Tad, he has to speak softly. This in turn has made Parker the most patient out of everyone in the preps.
Tad's favorite regressive activities: Watching old cartoons, playing with finger skateboards, coloring, molding clay, and tea parties.
Tad likes old cartoons specifically because his grandpa used to play them and he was honestly the only person in his family who made him feel safe despite the fact that he knew about his son.
Tad either has too much energy or absolutely none. No in between.
Even with energy, he tries not to get loud since he's worried he might get yelled at.
His favorite meals when he's regressed include mac and cheese, cheeseburgers, dinosaur nuggets, instant noodles, cup noodles, basically all the food he's not allowed to eat at his house.
Not fussy during bed time since he's often tired anyway, and he doesn't want to start any issues.
The only time he regresses at home is in the bathroom when he is taking a bath and it HAS to be when his dad isn't home. He wants bath toys, but he doesn't want anyone to find them and he doesn't want them to get moldy.
Always wanted to try a bento lunch or those Korean lunch boxes but is too shy to ask. Also wants a Playstation 2 but doesn't want to ask.
Prefers soft, cute, fuzzy blankets to the silk ones he has at home. He wound up hiding a few blankets under the comforter and pays the maid extra not to let it be seen.
Even when he's regressed, he still cleans up after himself and he is still paranoid. The best way to calm him down is to let him hide under things. He prefers piles of blankets, but closets and furniture are fine, too.
Definitely a British baking show fan.... very pretentious about it, too.
Trashy reality shows to laugh at people
Actually very interested in documentaries about cults and history
Artsy films to be "cultured" (he actually falls asleep to them in the background)
Pinky:
99% of TLC shows
Chrisely Knows Best or whatever that one reality show is called.
Actually a huge fan of "Return to Amish" and "Naked and Afraid"
Crime dramas, predominantly Law and Order
Rupaul's Drag Race
Not a huge anime fan, but loves Ouran High School Host Club, Sailor Moon, and Nana
Gord:
Also a Rupaul's Drag Race, Law and Order, Ouran High School Host Club, and Nana fan. He binges it with Pinky
Gourmet cooking shows
He likes those "Travel With Me" programs that showcase places such as Europe, Asia, and other continents.
Huge fan of House Hunters, House Hunters Drag Queen Edition, House Hunters International, and Millionaire House Hunters..... any show involving Real Estate tbh
Parker:
Assuming Bully takes place in the early 2000s, I hc he spends a lot of time on YouTube. (His corny ass tried to be a YouTuber but deleted it after uploading)
Had the time been in 2025, I'd imagine he'd be a huge fan of Invincible.
Voltron, Transformers Gen 1, and Thundercats fan but privately cuz he doesn't want to get bullied💔
Avid Spiderman fan/Marvel fan in general (also in secret)
Always watches more "sophisticated" channels around the others, but his favorite channels are actually Boomerang, Cartoon Network, and Nickalodian (how tf do you spell that???)
Huge SpongeBob, Adventure Time, Scooby-Doo, and Regular Show fan
Bryce:
Watches more old timey action shows like Gun Smoke, The Sapranos, and The Untouchables
Occassionally watches telenovellas when he is bored. Ended up learning some Spanish.
Goes down rabbit holes of more obscure channels. He once found a channel that showed fuzzy footage. He could never get the program back since it only came on at midnight on rainy nights.
He watches ballet performances to drift to sleep.
He likes watching surfing and wrestling competitions
Justin:
Watches haunted house reality shows and gets made fun of for panicking
Cooking shows
He watches HowToBasic on YouTube and thinks it's the funniest shit ever💔
He doesn't really watch TV much.
Chad:
Pitbull Rescues. He always holds his dog close when he watches it.
Tales From The Crypt
The Twilight Zone
He finds old timey horror tales relaxing. He usually watches them before bed, something about the old film makes him feel comforted.
He watches Hoarders. Originally, it was to make fun of them. Then he started feeling sympathetic, now he's actually considering a psychology major when he graduates.
Sometimes he likes to go through channels late at night and report whatever weird or creepy stuff he finds to Bryce
Bif:
Boxing fights, all day every day.
Sometimes he does change it to hip hop documentaries or true crime.
Unironically enjoys watching the Weather Channel for some unknown reason.
Loves the slasher horror channel.
Shouts at the TV during horror movies "Other way, dumbass!"
He abhors black and white films.
Out of everyone in the group, he is most likely to watch a variety of shows in different languages and cultures.
Tad:
British cooking shows because he is insecure
Actually finds TV shows boring.
He likes watching the movies channel more, though. One of his favorite films is When The Wind Blows 1986.
He age regresses to cope with his dad's abuse, so in secret, he watches cartoons. He loves The Looney Toons and Animaniacs
Despite finding TV boring, he does enjoy toy documentaries. He likes listening to the narrator explain how the toys are handcrafted or painted and what each toy does.
He has the Saturday Morning Cartoons jingles memorized by heart (occassionally caught humming them.)
