Kiwi

Dunno ask me when ACNH is over. Somehow Nerdy♡ she/her || >20 || hungry ||

[maruti-bitamin]

光の子

[mahodraws]

gummi sharks in their natural jello habitat (study originally)

[everythingfox]

“5 pigs and a pug”

(via)

[pillowgraveyard]

[unclefather]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Love using task manager to be both my private investigator and my executioner. Task manager dragging five duplicates of discord to kneel before my throne and I order them to slit each program’s throat one by one.

[everythingfox]

Happy doggy

(via)

[everythingfox]

A frustrated boy

(via)

[whats-a-bear]

“we should breed and ask our offspring what they think” has quickly become my favorite way to respond to someone disagreeing with me

[funnydwagon]

I disagree!

[whats-a-bear]

you know what has to happen now

[crazy-brazilian]

[everythingfox]

Stealth ninja

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LMAO

[nitewrighter]

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

[everythingfox]

Ducklings in a watermelon pool

(via)

[gwenndigo]

lessons

[justpastryvideos]

x

[pie-bean]

She's craving violence

[crossingdesigns]

windows & doors ✿ by aymdph on twt