Turbocharged and Always Tired

Olive | 26 | she/they | Motorsports, Mechs, and Sometimes Art

[strawberrycreamdrpepper]

hi everyone please help.

ive been talking to may ashqar, a woman who's trapped in northern gaza and needs to raise money to get her and her family across the egyptian border so they can get medical help. the tent they're living in is wet, cold, and unstable. them and everyone around them is sick with unidentifiable illnesses.

here's a picture of, and a link, to her gofundme. anything helps. $1 helps. please please please donate.

whether u donate or not please reblog this post. the more outreach it gets the more likely may will reach her goal.

https://gofund.me/265f2903

[icantfindmyfish]

Pride in space

You can buy these posters here !

[greggturkington]

[dietcokeandbadmovies]

LET ME TELL U SOMETHING LET ME TELL U SOMETHING

thank u

[irlwakko]

who suffered more

jesus christ

dr. heinz doofenshmirtz

Voting ended onApr 22, 2023

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Got halfway through a snarky response about nativity scenes pretty universally having Joseph also in that barn before remembering that Jesus’ dad is, fairly famously, a guy who is not Joseph

[alpinechamomile]

[nevver]

Word on the street, Edwin

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[evilwizard]

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

[evilwizard]

*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

[daddyfuckedme]

[redpandarascal]

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

[flimflix]

[arcadebroke]

[evillordzog]

Sound on

[purpleisnotacolor]

I had to make this lol

[prokopetz]

The real reason fantasy and sci fi book covers painted by human artists are superior to their AI-generated counterparts is that when the AI gets everything wrong it's almost always a trivial exercise to figure out what prompt it was given and how it free-associated its way to the result, but a human artist will hit you with an elaborately laid out black-velvet rendering of a scene which absolutely does not happen in the book, populated by people who in spite of their distinctive and wildly eccentric designs are not identifiable as any specific character, and the challenge of puzzling out what the fuck they thought they were painting is often more interesting than the actual book.

[prokopetz]

The book: Paint-by-numbers Tolkienesque fantasy.

The cover artist: Fuck you, here's a cowboy on a spaceship.

Me: This is the happiest day of my life.

[prokopetz]

The cover art spec: A medieval warrior with a magic sword fights orcs in some ancient ruins.

The art-generating AI: I drew a medieval warrior with a magic sword fighting orcs in some ancient ruins.

The human artist: I drew a dude wearing a Viking-themed BDSM harness wielding a lightsabre against a horde of jacked lion-men amid the wreckage of a crashed alien starship under the light of a triple sun. Also, one of the lion-men is being eaten by a pterodactyl. I don't remember why.

[seagull-yuri]

[knightofbees]

@todaysbird

[pamietniko]

The snow is melting into music.

-John Muir

Okanogan-Wenatchee National Forest, Washington

[likeadevils]

u can pry my Special Capitalizations and random periods for like. dramatic effect away from my cold dead hands

[snapscube]

hi penny :) just wanted to share

yknow i think i'm starting to prefer the porn bot asks

[snapscube]

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

[lakevida]

i have a bookstore employee secret to share and it’s that when you buy milk and honey we all make fun of you

[lakevida]

if you pick up anything categorized as “online poetry” all the gay booksellers are already pointing and laughing at you from the other side of the store

[fortooate]

i thought you were making a grocery store post and i as liike no those are good fluids

[lakevida]

when you buy milk and honey we all panic because we thought we got rid of the guy selling unpasteurized animal products in the biography section

[fortooate]

you’ll never take me down