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localstarboy

“how’s life going?”

me:

1dietcokeinacan

This video is my lifeblood.

gahhhdamn

Help him!

joyfulldreams

help him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

palidesuka

For all you star wars fans

ravenclawravings

“I’m mad at them… But I don’t want them to be upset that I’m mad at them.”

-Ravenclaw, trying to diffuse a situation.

porterr-robinson

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Me when it is someone’s birthday but I decide to be the little shit I am

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zukosgay

is germany okay

pinkfiazco

*giggle giggle*

“Oh Scheiße!”

*more giggles*

Bruhhhhhhh 😆😆😆😆😆

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zukosgay

is germany okay

pinkfiazco

*giggle giggle*

“Oh Scheiße!”

*more giggles*

Bruhhhhhhh 😆😆😆😆😆

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

thebootydiaries

me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*

friend: hey man im sorry about what i did

me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*

dykebehavior

this is how my girlfriend and I text

badtunesboi-deactivated20180307

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

phoenix-phoenix-deactivated2019

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

professor-maple-mod

Holy shit

ayalaatreides

The brilliant thing about this isn’t just the CGI, it’s the clever little touches of humor– mussing the boy’s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You don’t need to know who he is or who he’s saving or why. There’s a guy who runs real fast and he’s saving people from an explosion, and he’s having a blast with it, and that’s all you need to know. It’s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. That’s damn good filmmaking.

thessalian

There’s that, and there’s also the fact that his mind is at least as fast as his body. He knows exactly how much time he has at his current rate of speed to make sure no one gets even a little hurt by the explosion that’s going to hit them with the same force as it normally would no matter how fast he personally is going and how slow other things look by comparison. He’ll take people one at a time if he can, two at a time if he has to, and those he doesn’t have time to get fully out of the building before the explosion hits someone else, he … figures something out (mattress, curtains, pond).

Everyone focuses on the speed of speedsters. No one ever thinks how smart they have to be to actually act at that speed without hurting someone.

necrodivergent

I was thinking about this last night, where someone noted that what makes an experienced speedster dangerous isn’t just their speed, but the reaction and processing time required to use that speed effectively. Someone who moves that fast is dangerous, someone who can react instantaneously and is effectively impossible to surprise is terrifying.