fuckin oath cunt

kaden / 25 / bi / australia

[not-kaden]

for anyone interested I run a bouldering instagram @kadens_climbs where I post pretty consistently (except I broke my ankle last month lol)

this is an indoor v5

[sapphling]

tumblr wrapped

you reblogged 74 GB of bbw jpgs

you started 4 arguments

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

[halondrus]

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

[weirdsatellites]

Manifest #342 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Dank Robots 2. Obscure Port 3. Menacing Cannons

[annabelle--cane]

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

[mylordshesacactus]

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

[goddamnshinyrock]

[datubooty]

im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[screenshotsofdespair]

[jame7t]

I have decided to maul 10 lucky followers

[smegmafactory4ever]

[avellyn-jesus]

People who think sex and romance are the best things in life clearly never set foot in a climbing gym

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car

[magical-missiles]

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[grenade-maid]

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[pixelizedprince]

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

[derrida-simp]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2011-2014 Ford F-150

[24fish]

[catamaurrr-star]

ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d

[unroxyfication]

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

[greatlordfluffernutter]

They're called garlic and onions

[doemiqwerty]

Apologies, I didn't realize you had a fat ass. I have since rethought all my views and opinions

[kaijuno]

This is so wholesome