Not Quite a Mad Scientist

Anna, She/her, 18, lesbian, KS, Really into biology. I've been on Tumblr for a while and I still have not bothered to figure it out. I exclusively use Tumblr mobile because I don't have the energy to open Tumblr on a computer.

[mapsontheweb]

A map of the North America, featuring a part of the face of the Head of State or Governors of that district.

[smis-five-creedmoor]

It’s him

It’s John North America

[relishboi]

they said ass in mario

they said it

they said ass in mario

[xeppeli]

[mariomarc]

And hell

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

[a-cornucopia-of-characters]

They said dammit in Zelda

[aserthi]

[ncnova-archived-deactivated2019]

Nintendo is getting there, guys

[gaytransgirl]

When will King Dedede say fuck

[rubbertplant]

Visit Original Link

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[hollowtones]

i just want to say this is pretty much exactly how i envisioned it in my head and i also want to thank you for making this dream a reality

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[slowjamastan]

RB if you’re into the following fandoms

Tax Evasion

Heirloom Tomatoes

Respecting Women

Pop flavoured chapsticks in the shape of bottles

[infiniteswagxo-blog]

[klngly]

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

[mamasoygay]

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

[bakugo-sucks]

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

[facts-i-just-made-up]

God the traffic laws in this state have such a double standard. When Mad Max does it in the desert it’s “The best action flick of the year” but when I do it in a school zone it’s “reckless endangerment” and “destruction of Exxon property.”

Hypocrites…

[bionicwizard-deactivated2017022]

Did you suspend a blind guitarist with a flamethrower guitar from the front of your doof wagon to let other road users know you’re coming? I don’t know what state you’re in but I’m fairly certain it’s a legal requirement everywhere now.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

We call it a “Tennessee Turn Signal” here.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Here we see the Doof Wagon preparing to make a left turn.

[liquidstar]

book 3 sokka would beat the shit out of book 1 sokka for disrespecting women. its good character development.

[liquidstar]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

Imagine you’re alone in a public bathroom, peeing in a urinal, and some guy walks in, walks over to you, pushes you out of the way, and begins peeing in the urinal you were using.

[medusabraids]

there’s so many things i need to do yet here are i am….just sitting here

[blanketflowerbees]

[paradisu]

“honey” by robyn 

[officialkirstenmcduffie]

tbh I just fuckin love when people pull the “what are you, deaf?” crap on me because the horrified expression they make when I pull my hair back to reveal my hearing aids and quietly say “yes” as though my heart is broken is the most beautiful thing like serves you right asshole i hope you feel shitty for the rest of the week and never do that to anyone else ever again

[pragnificent]

u are a hero

[wormscraft]

anon1449 on skindex……..I stan u

[waterbody]

anemones seen here using specialized body growths called acrorhagi to attack each other during an argument in the intertidal zone.

Anthopluera xanthogrammica San Mateo county CA, Aug. 2015 / T3i /

[opisatankie-deactivated20191231]

*slaps top of blast furnace* this baby can produce so much fucking pig iron