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oneheadtoanother

retrogamingblog2

free him

chaoticprodigy

HE’S FREE

tedlyanderson

Rob Zombie making brownies

EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA

karagin22

edward-blake-unknown-knight

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Shut up. That’s hilarious. I hope each and every cop involved has to personally give him $5000

simplydoomer-deactivated2023092

mini ranni

simplydoomer-deactivated2023092

the sequel ( ᐛ )🍔

#so cute

catchymemes

tits-n-trix

Okay, one more questions…

chipsprites

You ever arrive somewhere in real life and just be like wow I'm way too under-leveled for this

indigo-shade

vexx-the-egg

neofooturism

this shit fucked me up

sunspotpony

This is why I hate the like, casual ha ha aren’t men awful jokes that people like to casually throw around.

Like, men are victims of the patriarchy too, and loneliness and isolation is what brings out the worst in people.

I’m not saying you have to be nice to or defend wretched men, but don’t treat them as wretched just because they are men. Treat them as wretched because they are wretched.

#the hardest part was getting my mother to understand that anything that happened to the family that was going to affect my sister and me #was happening to both of us and not just her.#it felt like i was hated and that my sister was the favorite because whenever something would happen she would help my sister and just leave #me there laying around waiting for it to get worse.#and when things did get worse #she would ask me why i am not helping more and baring more responsibility even though both of us were crying and afraid of the future.

noodles-07

shoutout to people who make tutorials for things that are “obvious” or that people “should already know” thank you for your service

karlvsn-deactivated20240312-dea

#are those grapes or candies?

feldgeister

rostbef

He took the maki roll and flew away

callisteios

i made a uquiz to figure out which greek god you share vibes with

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clone-bar-79s

Ooh. Please please make more self-inserts. Not only is it fun you have no idea how much it can help you be kind to yourself. Have the hero of the franchise fall in love with you for what you think are your annoying quirks. Have the wisest man in that fictional world, tell others that your are the kindest and the smartest person he has ever met. Have the evil guy fall for you and revoke his evil ways cuz youre just that hot. Allow yourself to be loved by the fictional characters you look up to and in time you may also begin see how wonderful you really are.

#most of my self inserts have to do with my fucking up the world in some way so the main characters have to deal with it #like raising a serial killer and then disappearing so they reck havoc for the main cast since they have some method that would locate me #or destroying some form or government and they need to figure out how to reestablish order

taahko

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

taahko

you know when you watch an older movie and its actually edited well. like the shots are long and the cuts are spaced and you can actually breathe....yeah

#this is why i cant play competitive games with friends #I just want to play some old calm game

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