Apparently Not The Only Slim Shae-dy

Shae/30 (FUCK I’m old)/queer/non-binary gender rejector/they-them 💖

[ctimenefic]

Thank you Michael Hobbes for convincing me to watch the show, this is the most correct opinion I have ever seen

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[karmacharmeleon18]

Ilya might be a dog person but he's NOT a golden retriever boyfriend.

Ilya is a cat. Ilya makes eye contact with Shane from across the room and slooowly reaches his hand out to knock his expensive skincare products off the counter. Ilya wants attention and wants it now and who cares if Shane's on the phone with his bff? Ilya will hiss and scratch at anyone who hasn't earned his trust but let Shane pet his belly and boop his nose. Ilya will explode the whole house if Shane doesn't pet his hair the second that he wants him to. Ilya was made in a lab just to annoy Shane and be loved by him more than life itself.

Ilya is a cat.

[crumplelush]

I wanted to say, the bit in the show where Ilya calls himself Shane’s boyfriend and kisses him to get him out of a panic attack - I think that’s the point at which Yuna at least, but probably David too, fully accepts Ilya as Shane’s partner. Before they’re happy he’s out and not hiding, but the fact that his partner is the Boston captain is a bit of an issue (“no nice men in Montreal”).

But the way Ilya’s focus singles down to Shane and nothing else and Shane fully trusts Ilya enough to be talked down off the ledge? Yuna’s face is basically saying “this is all I’ve ever wanted for my boy, to find the love of his life”. Her “since rookie season” is her affirmation that Shane has long had what she as a mother always wanted him to find. That’s the point at which I think Rozanov became Ilya for them.

[ahexagon]

shane really hit the jackpot as someone on the spectrum because ilya is perceptive enough for the entire nhl. he clocks every homosexual in the room like he's psychic

shane has never had to interpret a social cue again ik he's content

[knowmeorudont]

i love you.

[mumble-muse]

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

[kcsplace]

HRM

[hrgifs]

Oh, I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years.

[millinerswings]

"I like you" isn't just a stepping stone to "I love you" - it is a distinct narrative beat in its own right.

As the audience, we already know that Ilya loves Shane because we heard him say it in Russian. But we also know that love is not enough - Shane loves Rose but they weren't compatible. Sometimes love isn't enough, for a variety of reasons.

This is why Shane and Ilya are terrified of coming to the cottage. Because we still don't know if they're compatible beyond the incredibly hot sex and psychic level hockey passes. The tuna melt date was nice before Shane crashed out, but that was just one afternoon.

"I like you" is the missing piece in their relationship. I know that I love you and I desire you and we play good hockey together, but do I like you?

The cottage scenes answer: yes. I like playing with you and I like cooking with you and I like talking to you and I like sharing space with you and I like sleeping next to you and I like waking up with you. I like you.

I like you and I love you and I still have no idea how we can possibly make this work but I really want to figure it out.

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

[snap-crackle-cunt]

what shane says: im gay

what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u

what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

[croakingcrows]

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and today we will be swimming in a fuck ton of blood

[vampirecatprince]

You know I genuinely didn't believe it when I read that this movie used more fake blood than the Evil Dead remake....

Then I saw that ending and Simon literally almost drowning in some of the most viscous and goopy fake blood I have ever seen. Like.... I have never seen fake blood in a movie look so coagulated and old before.

The way it was forming scabs on the inside ship hull was fucking vile and I loved it.

[i-thisisharderthanitlooks-blog]

thank you mark fischbach for bringing absolutely catastrophic levels of gloop back to cinemas. felt like I had to scrape the movie off my skin with my fingernails. absolutely delighted by the visual of repeatedly wiping dripping blood off the porthole with a bar mop like it’s normal

[slenders1ckn3ss]

The Convict: is it me or is it incredibly hot in here

Me: oh okay we're definitely going to see him get progressively more naked as time goes on