Origami Around
Not today Justin
todays bird
titsay
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Janaina Medeiros
almost home
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Stranger Things
Keni
Andulka
Three Goblin Art
Peter Solarz
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Mike Driver
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Jules of Nature
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one of my favorite parts of breaking dawn is when jacob loses it after bella tells him she and edward are gonna fuck while she’s still human because jacob is basically screaming “NO!! HE’S GOING TO DICK YOU TO DEATH!!! THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! BELLA HIS PENIS IS TOO STRONG IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!!! ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR SOME FUCKING DICK???? OH MY GOD”
Airports are fucking weird. Like I’m dressed like it’s ‘95 drinking wine and there’s a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like they’re going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.
Update. I’m hammered.
Second update: I’m sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.
Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am
Important information: I’m fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???
Have you checked if you’re alive?
Buddy I haven’t cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.
So you’re saying there’s a chance you’re tumblring your ‘airport’ adventures from the afterlife?
im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet
This entire thread is a big ass mood
So is Karamo Hogwarts’s new equestrian instructor?
I’m sending him a friend request LMAO
tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.
Huge Vintage Triple Mirror
(more information, more etsy gold)
btw this is called a triple wedding ring mirror
Im so glad faerie portals are coming with options these days
How the fuck was this photographed
How the fuck was this photographed
a portal to hell
“Women shouldn’t curse.”
“Get fucked.”
It is with a heavy heart that I am forced to announce that I must disassemble my lawn chunks.
Yes, my critically tolerated yard sculpture “Lawn Chunks”, after having received glowing reviews such as: “Is that just like a whole ass fucking tree or what?”; “How’d you fit that in the Buick?”; and, “Patsy Ann, please stop putting chunks everywhere, it looks like a mummified octopus,” is unfortunately no more, as my dad wishes to “not have to look at this thing every goddamn day”.
As I cannot reasonably fit “Lawn Chunks” into the new apartment, her skeletal bits shall be removed and made into like maybe a jewelry stand or something, and this big ass piece of wood will be respectfully thrown over the guard rail, where hopefully my dad will not see it and yell and yell and yell because I lied and said I would not throw it over the guard rail. There are train tracks down there, and while I do not think I can throw that hard, I bet it would look incredibly sick if this thing got hit by a train.
RIP.
Stereotypes like this are the exact reason my chunks are being unjustly terminated, and I hope you have trouble sleeping at night knowing that Lawn Chunk’s innocent splinters are on your hands.
I call this one “Hmm This is a Pretty Fucked Up Thing to Find in the Woods and It’s Absolutely Haunted But Residual Catholic Guilt Prevents Me From Throwing It Away So I Guess It’s in a Tree Now”:
And this is a little installation known as: “I Took This Behind the Garage to Fix It and Forgot About It For Like a Whole Three Months and I Think There’s Ticks in It Now Which Isn’t Great Probably”.
I’m really just out here living my life like a cryptic swamp hag in a low budget backwoods slasher flick, and I mean, it’s fine, it’s sexy, but also I’m very concerned as to how exactly I’m going to survive in an apartment.
the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend….. somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night…… had i known how to save a life……
12 year old me:
pop culture is SO DRY with all these camila cabellos lil pump shawn mendes dua lipa bebe rehxa charlie puth ed sheeran and whoever else y’all be listening to rn like idk whos on the charts anymore they’re not even mediocre idk why y’all listen to them and stan them like where’s the quality music??? where are the quality concepts??? everyone just wants to be like ‘im a boss im a bad bitch’ and that’s ok for a song or two but like where are the emotional songs where’s the vocal delivery where is the fashion where are the performances, choreographies ???
my stomach hurts
Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did
I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up
[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]
If you need to laugh today, watch this.
I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,
but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that
you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!
BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver
look at how cute it is!
it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.
The more I read this, the higher pitched my voice got.
tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin
Skyrim mod nexus
fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive
more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay
every bisexual who reblogged this feels specifically individually targeted by this post
Suave bisexuals are a myth.
Who are these suave bisexuals? I’ve met several of us we’re all awkward disasters.
Suave bisexuals are a cryptid and probably don’t exist; we’re all awkward goblins
bold of you to assume I learned how to flirt in straight
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
reblog if ur in bed
STEP RIGHT UP
