Philoslothical

[toocooltobehipster]

3 year old death grip!

[theslayprint]

omfg

[urulokid]

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

[blackalleykat-deactivated201709]

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

[clarkent]

fanfiction writers are the best. when your favorite characters get killed off, messed up, or screwed over they just swoop in like

[perceptinspire-deactivated20161]

[jomeos-blog]

Natasha and the Plant-Filled Sunroom

[railroadsoftware]

tumblr is a bit like a flea market but instead of selling charming junk it sells lies and half understood ideas about politics

[theimpolitecanadian-deactivated]

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

[fall-out-phil]

only tru 90’s kids remember dan’s bio being “some british kid that happens to be an INTERNET CULT LEADER”

[bummrd]

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

[ulyssee]

i would do a split

[fuckshermy]

Praying for you

[lightningmickqueen]

lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation

[poehlermeyers]

[slothlikecreatures]

person: How's school going?

me: Good. Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat glass but it usually passes without incident

[raptorific]

If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

[christophrnolan]

finish this sentence: "benedict is a hot piece of "

[christophrnolan]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

[bellecs]

[unafiliatedigues]

My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska

dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

[elriell]

Why I love Tumblr + Smooth

[azarovas]

[gayeddies]