Rinafyde

personal blog of an ecclectic witch.

[snorkeldink]

Flood Forest

[segamascott]

[bronzewasp]

• the back of cards

sorry for not posting in a while i’ve run out of ideas for the moment

[parkchanwoohoo]

My supervisor keeps cutting off my sentences and while I could respectfully ask him to stop interrupting me during meetings, I hate him and his stupid misshapen head and my new tactic is to let him finish his sentence and then restart my sentence from the very beginning and keep doing that again and again until I get to the end of my sentence. This is not a mature or professional way to conduct oneself in a workplace but it is: Deeply Fucking Funny because he gets so impatient so fast

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm not kidding like you can see him grit his teeth and you see this muscle twitch in his jaw and it is hysterical. He's so angry he wants me dead but strangling me at work would be way less professional than whatever juvenile bullshit I'm doing

[parkchanwoohoo]

I maintain this could be vaguely sexually interesting if he were hot but he isn't. I'm suffering worse than Christ over here

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[pwlanier]

Alex Ceslas Rzewuski, Erté (Romain de Tirtoff), Lanvin, Woman's Costume Ensemble for Ganna Walska as Juliet, 'Roméo et Juliet' (Headdress and Dress), 1925

Courtesy Alain Truong

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

two glasses of wine and i start showing ankle

[weepingwidar]

William Wegman (American, 1943) - Warehouse Wally (1988)

[s4dpngs]

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[luminouslumity]

[cipheramnesia]

I don't know what else I expected him to do.

[indolentjellyfish]

tiny glass aphid

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[sickdogs]

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl