SlothRen

I am not cool

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[memewhore]

I need good news 🙏

[barbienefertiti]

I’ll represent you in court :)

[niggaweaintfriends]

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

[wheresmywig]

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

[ifuckwiththerainbows]

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

[brownbitchacho]

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

[diazeddies]

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

[apollo-and-the-moon]

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

[dragonindigo245]

Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.

[hissingvirgil]

This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

I FOUND IT

[engimaticmist]

THIS WAS ON TUMBLR??? OH MY GOD???

[astudyinstupidity]

IT STILL EXISTS

[yeahthatsonearthdipshit000]

THIS IS STILL FUCKING HERE?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH

[heritage-post]

date of origin: October 31st, 2013

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

will never die

[zhan-xiaos]

the person reblogging this from you is rooting for you to have a happy, healthy, and successfull 2022

[vvhack]

[slothren]

Do I want a relationship because I want one or because it’s a form of validation?

Do I want a girlfriend because I love women or because I’ve convinced myself I’m wlw?

Do I want a boyfriend because I love men or because It’ll make me feel more normal?

I hate having to always question what my sexuality is but I’m never satisfied by staying unlabelled. It’s so exhausting, mentally and emotionally.

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[ringwaldhaze]

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[lockoutkey]

Someone whose never watched hermitcraft describe what’s happening in this picture

[lemonsweet-moved]

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[538isalive]

Okay well it’s 2:04am, September 28th, 2017. This is about to be queued for a year. I LITERALLY MISSED IT BY TWO HOURS.

[mars-ipan]

EGG POST

[projectd0lphin-deactivated20221]

i feel like now is a good time to remind everyone that chris pratt is a creepy republican fundementalist christian that goes to a notoriously homophobic megachurch

[lynati]

And that he is NOT the characters he has played. He is NOT secretly a fun, goofy, great guy deep down inside; those are just masks he wore for a couple jobs.

[rafawriter]

[f1rstperson]

This is my issue with people who are like “but she gave up important military secrets and put soldiers at risk!!”

And it’s like, that’s a really nice propaganda-y way to say she exposed the military committing crimes and cruel acts that should not be allowed, but that active members literally aren’t given the choice to say anything against, because “it compromises our safety everyoen″. That’s a really fucking convenient excuse imo. 

[smalltownboymp3]

lesser movies than mamma mia (2008) would've made the central conflict be between the three dads and stoked endless competition and jealousy between them, fighting about who gets to be sophie's "real dad" and who has (and had) a "right" to pursue donna but mamma mia is no such movie. mamma mia is a cinematic masterpiece and as such they are pals throughout, happily go along with all the shenanigans and spend loads of quality time together throughout the film. they are just vibing! and then all three of them become the dads no questions asked. no drama! only vibing in greece

[inthetags]

Without saying which ship, reblog and put in the tags the song(s) you most strongly associate with your OTP(s)

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[ezzydean]

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

[ladyxskywalker]

somehow I just wrote a whole section of something I’ve been working on right after seeing this 🍃