Welcome to my thirst blog. I will do my best to tag things by fandom, ship, type of media (photo, gif, fan art, art, fan fiction, fiction, etc.) I'll probably reblog things that are sfw in of themselves but the material is decidedly not sfw.
NASA
Noah Kahan
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi

titsay
Cosmic Funnies

Andulka
todays bird
Keni

#extradirty

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
official daine visual archive
RMH

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
untitled

Product Placement
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
hello vonnie
Not today Justin
seen from Ecuador
seen from Philippines

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Vietnam

seen from Israel
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Ukraine

seen from Uruguay

seen from Türkiye

seen from Paraguay
seen from Türkiye
seen from Kosovo

seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Singapore
seen from Finland

seen from Argentina
seen from United States
@slutweaverelhokar
Welcome to my thirst blog. I will do my best to tag things by fandom, ship, type of media (photo, gif, fan art, art, fan fiction, fiction, etc.) I'll probably reblog things that are sfw in of themselves but the material is decidedly not sfw.
being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
why does this have 85K notes
because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON as Dave Lizewski / Kick-Ass Kick-Ass 2 (2013) dir. Jeff Wadlow
@hug-monster
I voted in the Cosmere sexyperson battle badge
I have no graphic design skills.
[ID: A digital illustration of a badge. It's a circle with a blue border that reads, "I voted in the cosmere sexyperson challenge 2022". The interior of the circle is grey with a purple cosmere symbol. End ID.]
My man's thighs called awareness the way I'm. spreading them
Manspreading because you guess it. I'm spreading. my man
My man's thighs called excel bcause i am. spreading them on the. sorry. on the Sheets
If he moans while eating you out, he’s a SLUT.
Well duh.
you better masturbate to the thought of me
ID: a digital ink outline drawing showing a side view of a slim man, down from the chest up. He is wearing a leather collar around his neck. He is looking upwards obediently. His mouth is open with his tongue out, ready to receive.
come on baby, you drive me crazy 𝅘𝅥𝅮
Id: muscular white demon man seen from 3/4s but from the back rather than the front. He's nekid with scared shoulders, black horns, wings, and forked tail. The background in bright red
Sometimes you're just innocently browsing the internet after you wake up and suddenly this pops up:
Like... YES DUH but also I just woke up give me a minute here, geeze...
Ah hell… this post is already doing numbers… please, spare me.
NOT AGAIN
Just to credit the Original Artist because we should strive to do that when possible: https://ajelo-draws.tumblr.com/post/158105406408/im-in-terato-ish-mood-%E3%83%84
Y’all… please…
"I sure hope this post about monster fucking doesnt go viral on the monster fucking site"
I really need to just buy myself some fucking clown-shoes at this point…
Mr. Fanservice himself, Dr. Daniel Jackson
Fuck I wanna ruin him
I wanna jump on him and make a mess
Id: Daniel Jackson, character from Stargate Sg-1. He's a tall white man with dark brown hair, rectangular glasses, and he stands straight with his arms behind his back. The image shows him down to just above the knee. He is wearing a black shirt, a black combat vest black combat pants with a side holster holding a pistol. On his arm is the Stargate patch. /End id
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Rated E
Summary:
The one where Elhokar Kholin tries wearing his cousin's face and ends up in an unexpected situation.
keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out
Try exploring the wizard's body
Id: first post is an image of I think the internet explorer symbol. Next to it the words "try pinning wizard". The next post contains an image of Tumblr tags. They read "#i just pointed my local wizard to my wall #what now /end id