SLVTLVKE.

[turing-tested]

i dont have dishwasher soap so im using dish soap hell yeah

[turing-tested]

THERES SOAP EVERYWHERE

[turing-tested]

please help

[spookaibab-blog]

What’s with the skeleton hand tho

[turing-tested]

mind your business

[putrid-boy]

I can’t read cursive handwriting

[narwhalsarefalling]

what does this say

[entirebeemovie]

i cant read cursive handwriting

[narwhalsarefalling]

bitch me neither thats why i asked

[byebyethinspo]

Do not “wait to get worse”.

I don’t care if you’ve “been worse”

Your body is tired of this.

You deserve help in this moment.

[panic-potato-blog]

I needed this today, thanks.

[baggijaggi-deactivated20221118]

Additionally: It doesn’t matter if other people “have it worse”.

You deserve help.

[divine-noire]

If I mispronounce your name because it is foreign to my tongue, correct me.

I don’t purposefully allow the accents of your name to fall flat on my tongue like the European English demands or the language to sound chopped and misheard.

If I don’t say your name correctly, don’t shrug and say it’s ok because people have been doing it all your life. Your mother worked hard to name you that name, with all its syllables and apostrophes and hyphens and inflection.

I don’t want to disrespect your heritage, your culture, your great grandmother or grandfather and their struggle.

If I mispronounce your name, forgive me, but don’t let it happen again. Make sure everyone knows your name.

[sheabutterlovin]

This

[sensicalabsurdities]

this also goes for chosen names

[deplorabation]

yes!!!! please correct me!!!!

[its5secondsofsummerposts]

This is really great 😂

[pastelblackmikey]

KJAGDGSDUHSA LUKE FUCK YOU AND THIS DISRESPECT BUT FUCK ME UP MAN 

luke at Cleveland’s meet & greet btw 

[slvtlvke-blog]

Im back on my bullshit...

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I’m using my phone and get a text I want to ignore, I immediately swipe it away so I don’t feel as guilty as it stares me in the face.

[transhouto-archive-deactivated2]

i’m soooo tired of seeing the same females used for twitter rp, so under the cut are 68 underused/never been used before female fcs for twitter rp. to my knowledge, all of them are of age and have 10k+ followers on instagram. if someone doesn’t meet either of those or doesn’t want to be roleplayed, pls lmk so i can update the list ! also please reblog and like if you found this helpful.

edit: as per request, if you now click on the name, u will be redirected to their instagrams !

Keep reading

[thedailystyles]

Harry getting overwhelmed by the gospel singers in Sign of the Times

[slvtlvke-blog]

How did your 5sos obsession begin?

Okay this is a great question lol sooo

Answer : I just distinctly remember being obsessed with one direction first and so yeah anyways I remember going to see them tour and seeing 5sos open for them and I remember not knowing they were a thing until that night and i went home and stayed up all night watching videos and doing extensive research and ju loving there voices and I just got pulled into the fandom and before I knew it i was stanning them harder than anything else 🤷🏾‍♀️

Song : eye of the needle by Sia Line: “and I admit you’re gone and i aint ready and I’ll hold steady yeah I’ll hold you in my arms”

Little imagine:

He was gone and there was absolutely nothing that you could do. You loved him so much but this back and fourth from home to tour was killing you and the relationship you had with Calum. You’d just got home from the airport, you cried nearly your whole way back. The thought of an emty home for the next 6 months killed you. You made him one promise before he left this time, that’d no matter what , you’d be here waiting for him when he got back. You walked around your now silent, large two story home and found yourself at your home bar , pouring yourself a drink. This was probably how it was going to be for the rest of the tour with the addition of work and school. You’d come home to a tv and a cabinet full of top shelf liquor. You pulled out your phone as you plopped down on the couch. “I love you so much, give me a call when you land ❤️” you texted him before sighing throwing it down. 182 days and counting…

A/N: yuck I’m rough i hoped this was okay I’m sorry about the crap ending 💕xx

[slvtlvke-blog]

okay so let’s do this. LIKE AND REBLOG this post then SEND ME A QUESTION , it can be any question you want. after you do this I WILL PUT MY MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND WRITE YOU A BLURB BASED ON THE SONG IT LANDED ON.. this starts….NOW, GO !!

[slvtlvke-blog]

come along my loves , requests are open and if you hit the plus sign icon in my sidebar you can find all my previous work 

[damnmashton-deactivated20240607]

Imagine just having these two guys checking you out everyday in school…..

[thesaltyspice-deactivated201612]

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[bulletproofatbest]

happy international women’s day to my poor girls, my fat girls, my girls of color, my disabled girls, my mentally ill girls, my lgbt+ girls. i’m so proud of you.

[thexfiles]

i love women. in the feminist way and in the gay way. happy international women’s day