ryan//apr’21

it/her - TW ANA UGW: 90, CW: 120.4, 5’3”

[thinhip]

reblog to lose 15 pounds by may 31st

[actualsideburns]

Cant hurt

[ketostolemybagel-deactivated202]

7kg in two months? hell yes

[l0ser-l4ur4]

summers so close. keep on going. imagine going to the beach and getting everyone’s attention because you’re the hottest one there. that could come into reality. stick to your goals

[to-be-deaths-conquest]

Fuck capitalism fuck America fuck the cops fuck the racists the transphobes the Healthcare system fuck sexists fuck fascists and Trump supporters and Donald Trump fuck the NRA fuck gun violence fuck the mass shootings that happen every day fuck the skewed bullsjit media fuck the rich fuck the system built to oppress everyone who isn't male and white and straight fuck the people who actively ignore and participate in it burn everything to the fucking ground.

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[kingjoohooney]

WHAT THE FUCK

[hastopreleasedtheiralbumyet]

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.

[titi-5]

A Bit of Advice For All You Students Out There:

Don’t do homework, ESPECIALLY math homework, after watching Nick Kroll and John Mulaney. Just don’t. Because when you’re done and start working, your brain is still high on those happy pheromones. Basically, your thoughts will sound like John Mulaney. Because your brain is thinking to itself, “Hey, this man-child makes me release the happy slime. I should sound like the happy-slime-man so that I’m always happy!” This is not a good thing. Because next thing you know, you’re working through a math problem with John fucking Mulaney reminding you to use the right formulas for it. And then Nick Kroll shows up and tells John he’s full of shit and to use this formula instead. Next thing you know, John Mulaney and Nick Kroll are fighting about math in your head and you have now been unproductive for a good 20 minutes.

[skinnykittie]

I need to stop.

Stop saying: 70 cal won’t make me fat

Stop thinking: I’ll start tomorrow

Stop binging

Stop vomitating, that means I ate.

Stop. STOP. STOP EATING.

Why do you eat? STOP

[soon-pretty]

Okay, but, there is literally no reason you won’t lose weight. If you keep restricting and fasting and exercising, there’s literally NO way you won’t lose weight. You will reach your goal weight, no doubt, unless you give up. Keep yourself controlled, and there’s no way you won’t reach it. Even if it takes ages, but just think. All you need to do today is exercise and restrict, and tomorrow you’ll wake up closer to your goal. Repeat, repeat, repeat, and you will get there.

[catcrumb]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[mpreg-official]

These things never work for me, but I’ll never stop trying

[knight-of-time64-deactivated202]

Same

[patzammit]

🤞🤞🤞

[yes-i-would-like-to-be-stabbed]

Roger bring me something gooooood

[i-am-tired-duh]

🙇

[xofswxrds]

The problem isn’t ‘my stomach rumbling’ the problem is my brain 24/7 screaming NUTELLA SKINNY BREAD bREAD FOODNUTELLA SKINNY MAC N C H E E S E like my stomach is fine I just have a literal pig that lives in my head.

[manicpixiegw2-deactivated202407]

i can fast for days and not feel any hunger pains. it’s literally just my brain constantly screaming abt food every 3.5 seconds which makes this so. damn. hard.

[sylar-1]

This is a psa for anyone questioning their gender and being stuck on not ever showing signs in their childhood

Sometimes as children we just take what we are fed. Even if you were very inquisitive, like I was, you might have just pushed your gender aside and thought “well everyone says I’m a girl/boy so I must have to be a girl/boy.” You could have never known that being another gender was an option, or just could be a feminine trans man/ masculine trans woman.

Most trans people aren’t what you see in media. Most arent screaming since they could talk that they weren’t a girl/boy. Many of us learn later in life due to different reasons. There are tons of trans people who realize their gender in their senior years and still transition and pass.

Just because you don’t check every box for signs you are trans doesn’t mean you aren’t trans. And those signs might be hidden down where you don’t remember them or pushes them away as something else.

Or you could have never been bothered by any of that until puberty when your body started really looking different from the other sex’s.

[skinnycigarettesandtea]

This months choices are next months body.

This months choices are next months body.

This months choices are next months body.

This months choices are next months body.

This months choices are next months body.

This months choices are next months body.

[snowblinded-deactivated20230729]

goodmorning to the spongebobs living in my brain<3

[eastafrician-deactivated2018041]

Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

[bonanzajellybean]

[facetciastokawowe-deactivated20]

The fact that there are 12 yo on this site makes me want to cry.

[to-be-deaths-conquest]

Um hi not to complain but it sure would be nice to be kissed by a man that actually cares about me um whenever it's convenient for him ya know it's cool nopressure

[small-s1ze]

888 - “change is coming and it will ultimately be for the better”

uh yeah i sure hope it does