Meows Internally

I'm a cat,pretending to be human.If you talk to me odds are I already like you.

[yugaks]

me cooking

[femaille]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[everythingfox]

Handle with care

[catchymemes]

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

[audrey-hepbae]

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

[catsofinstagram]

[punktarts]

happy halloween heres the new spokesperson 

[problemheart]

Doing great!!

[quinnmorgendorffer]

How do they ALWAYS have the best costumes????

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[bunjywunjy]

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

[pizzaotter]

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

[chocolatemilk4029]

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

[hotdogsngiggles]

oh my god

[amoebasisters]

Those DNA polymerase make great science puns.

[coldgamekelv]

My first time holding a sloth today 😭

[broadwaydork23]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY

TURN ON THE SOUND

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

I havent smiled all day… until now

[theeeprotagonist]

Brother nature is my favorite person

[wildwomanradfem]

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[narnia]

[a112358132134-deactivated202212]

My heart aches…a feeling of happiness and love cleanses my body when I think of you. Yet at the same time sadness rushes through my body with every waking thought of you. Knowing that I can’t be near the one person that keeps me sane is breaking me apart. Tearing me down, piece, by piece. I feel melancholy when you’re on my mind, I simply can’t wait to be in your arms again. I’m just praying that you love me still, no matter if I’ve changed or if I am exactly the same. I feel upset because multiple times girls have attempted to talk to me in “that way” and I disregard them in everyway. In my mind I think how dare they attempt to talk to me like that when my heart belongs to the most spectacular girl in the world…but I’m fine every time because they get the hint. I know you’ll read this and I’m just hoping that you keep this in mind. There’s not a minute that goes by in a day where I don’t think about you. We’ve made so many memories and those are the things getting me through this hard time now. Please know that you are beautiful, brilliant, and perfect in everyway. I feel a certain attraction towards you like gravity. If i was drowning i would still miss you more than I miss would miss air. I miss you more than you can ever imagine Em…you’re the light of my life. The love of my life…my whole entire world.

[raw-mish]

me: casually sexts while sitting with my family

[popcornfunction]

[lunnefisk]

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[nickflyguy]

Fuck her out of the bad mood she's been in

[fidnru]

it was really heartening to learn that the purpose of creating such a thick uterine lining during the menstrual period was to prevent the implantation of embryos rather than encourage them, and that our uterus is basically flushing out anything it deems unworthy during the period itself rather than “punishing” us for not being pregnant (which is how it’s usually framed). it’s almost as if your female body is more concerned with the protection and continuation of itself rather than being used as a procreative vessel.

the fact that we’ve come to accept the idea that our reproductive organs are punishing us for not being continuously pregnant is proof of how deeply patriarchal brainwashing has convinced women that we are nothing but broodmares for ‘their’ children.

[bae-in-maine]

Oh wow. Damn.