Depressed AF

Ice • 28 • They/Them Don’t like my posts? Y’all can unfollow

[smallpeenbigqueen]

Behind the url:

Sirius Black has a small peen and he’s a big queen 👑👑

Change my mind…

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Suck my dick

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How can u not have a gender?

How can you be so ignorant?

[smallpeenbigqueen]

do u have a dick?

not really any of your business honey

[smallpeenbigqueen]

what are your pronouns?

They/Them

Zu/Zur

💙

[smallpeenbigqueen]

Regulus: Happy birthday James, but… it’s over. We’re over. I’m sorry.

James: WHAT WHY?

Regulus: You’re of age now and I’m still underage and this is wrong. I’m so sorry.

James: Last night we were discussing our future marriage.

Regulus: I will always cherish what we had. Goodbye….

James: Wtf Reggie

Sirius, somewhere in the background: FINALLY

[horce-divorce]

[miss-sagemoon]

I've been he/it

[groovy-rat-man]

I Now Pronouns You Dead

[euphorial-docx]

Regulus: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

James: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

[smallpeenbigqueen]

My dudes, send me prompts so I can write y’all some Jegulus/Bartylus/Wolfstar. There’s nothing I won’t write so let it be as angsty or weird or smutty or fluffy as y’all like.

[themarvelmarauder]

James seeing Regulus in sixth/seventh year:

[stonedsable]

If you describe Regulus as the less handsome version of Sirius I will reach through the phone and hang you from the rafters by your shoelaces.

[dont-sass-me-sirius]

wolfstar having a fight in the dorm room:

sirius: YOU WATCH ALLLLLL YOUR GODDAM COOKING SHOWS, BUT YOUR COOKING?? IS SHIT.

remus: WELL GUESS WHAT PAL, YOU WATCH ALL YOUR PORN, AND SOMEHOW-

peter, clapping his hands: OKAAAY everybody, time for a little break-

[smallpeenbigqueen]

Remus is sexy

Peter is an ass

James is a bitch

Sirius is a sexyass bitch

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Regulus: I’m a prefect and I’m giving you detention.

James: Ooooh detention?? What, are you gonna bend me over a desk and spank me? 😉

Regulus: Fuck off, Potter. I’m issuing you detention with Professor Slughorn. Enjoy!

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I’m so fuckin lonely it hurts

[kember-writes]

Jegulus is the most unrealistic ship I've ever seen. James Potter would never break the bro code.

[everblossomin]

no but that's what makes it so good

james being so crazy over reg he breaks the bro code

[smallpeenbigqueen]

Regulus’s love language is eyerolls 🙄