Better Than Baldwin

Dysfunctional Morphologist

[n1ightw1ng]

[thetomska]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I actually… love this

[solitarelee]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’

[oboe-youdidnt]

the original post was missing a line, so here’s the full poem!!

[haunted-hideaway]

His poetry is good. Fight me.

[madlori]

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS

“AN ODE TO SPOT” IS FREAKING GENIUS FIGHT ME

[nickelodeonhistory]

from the rugrats season 1 style guide

[maxknightley]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[cryptonature]

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

[airandangels]

[arktham]

Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001, dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

[trashzy-deactivated20211214]

some more crunching and munching

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lamborghinea-pig]

[trackalaka]

the last set for this year’s (not) dinovember! this marks 3 years in a row done now, geez. If I do it next year I definitely will be changing things up a bit.

Didelphodon > Hatzegopteryx > Diplocaulus > Elasmosaurus > Lystrosaurus > Darwinopterus > Tylosaurus > Anurognathus > Nothosaurus > Tiktaalik

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)

[shanesmadej]

[bunniope]

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

[bunniope]

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

[kalyug]

to the joker its livin la vida normal

[bunnetteach]

“In my flowery dreams there’s always you. I do not regret it one bit.”

— Alfred De Musset (via quotemadness)

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[brawltogethernow]

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

[plum-soup]

Emails sent by the IRA to Margaret thatcher

[willieowinsbury]

i just love,,, nessie? how is she doin? she eatin right? she sleepin good? she takin care of herself? i hope she is ok,,,

[nintendometro]

An outtake cutscene from ‘Mario Power Tennis’ on the Nintendo Gamecube.

[sanpellegrinopussy]

Waluigi speaking coherent English is a terrifying reality I didnt voluntarily sign up for

[ripleyandweeds]

even worse when what he says in coherent english is “don’t expect mouth to mouth”