smatt

i dont owe you a shit

[smattt]

get high and think of me.

[enswbl]

foraging for a fuckberry to give

[jackalopescruff]

cant help but notice that everyone helped Markiplier make 21 million at the box office EVEN THOUGH he tried to sell the sinister potion. WHICH IS FORBIDDEN!

[eebie]

[grox]

Fucking fat shithead- I mean- Person with fatness

[godsperfectwomanforreal]

Person with head shit

[godsperfectwomanforreal]

As in like shit from a butt but it comes out your head

[grox]

Person who sucks

[pwesident]

chilling in the back room farting

[rhapsoteas]

the ch3 pre-completion intro, recreated using sprites ripped from this upload on The Spriter’s Resource!

[bgm05]

If i owned a gacha game I would release an update that made all the girl characters go on testosterone and get top surgery and phallo and make them all date other men that are specifically not the player character and then I would throw myself into an oubliette

[rslashrats]

[piendish]

*performing a muppet babies themed tarot reading* okay so fair warning my Baby Gonzo Rune is slightly off kilter this time of year and I haven’t had its spiritual alignment recalibrated so we might have a few different interpretations to choose from. All right so first card is death and there’s a picture of Sweetums with a gun on it — please stop crying

[3000s]

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

[3000s]

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

[dogpuppy]

[chimpanzeedotcom]

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[davidemmerich]

you know what? no. fuck you. fuck you *unfucks your elf*

[fuckedelf]

I have nothing

[aflo]

cosmo wanda I wish for every eletronic device in america to play "ragebaiting my fat dog pt 20" at max volume

[gamerkrillslair]

plans are particles. they change and adapt. i didn't intend to spend 4 hours in the dark tunnel and take an edible I found in my backpack, but saturday guided my hand and here we are

[gamerkrillslair]

i might have fallen asleep in the tunnel but i had nemo guarding me so it's fine

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ariana is japanese again

[mrsterlingeverything]

No one even gaf

[aflo]

We don't have time for this