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capacity

my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery

dragonite-master

Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm instead of just touching it with one finger?

thedevilscub

Because daphne was and always will be that bitch

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d

mans has a phd

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’ve worked with people with PhDs, that checks out.

matobawataru

anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

matobawataru

me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–

them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though

me:

briarbramble

It's even more jarring when you're fucking Scottish and you get this from Americans. They clutch their pearls if I say cunt. It's really funny but like WHY are they always surprised? 😭

where-does-the-heart-lie

Feeling… thoughtful… about them……

These recent chapters doin numbers for my brain waves. Give me more, Oda, i stg.

#one piece

flimflamfranky

i can't believe they put franky in pants. a travesty

#one piece #frobin

marvelsmostwanted

Sorry it’s just extremely funny to me that this man looks at this and thinks he’s oppressed

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marvelsmostwanted

a-method-in-it

look i worked in publishing briefly and i am probably not allowed to say this because i'm sure i signed something in my hr paperwork that said so, but also: It is the biggest open secret in the industry that james patterson absolutely does NOT write his own books, he writes his ideas and some very detailed chapter-by-chapter outlines and then some other author, the ones who are credited in the books as co-authors, are the ones that actually write the words that you wind up reading on the page and like, okay i guess, but can you imagine having THAT as your career, so easy you don't even have to write your own books other authors hungry for a paycheck and some exposure write them for you after you come up with the idea, and still you think this fucking industry is biased against white men

moghedien

just so we're clear, shit talking of James Patterson over this comment wasn't just because he doesn't write his own books and yet is wildly successful

its also because he had a pretty successful imprint that published lots of first time authors (many of whom were women and/or POC) who published under their own names and not his, and then without warning it was turned into an imprint that solely published books that he "wrote" in collaboration with other people.

like not only is he a wildly successful white guy who thinks he is being discriminated against, he also screwed over tons of less successful POC and female writers and editors because he wasn't getting as much credit for their work as he wanted.

literally fuck James Patterson

neeetsocks-deactivated20191026

no language should be mocked other than french

gareauxtrains

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

teaboot

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

judgejudyofficial

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

genderfluidintake

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

boosyboo9206

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

foulserpent

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

I'd be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I'll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I'll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.

thedailypositivityblog

Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile

Click here and follow to get more daily positivity on your dash!

no-mere-mortals

In response to this event, some redditors created r/charityraid, with the goal of concentrating the power of thousands of users into a single charity at a time to hopefully break a few more sites.

thefitzandthegeralds

As of 9/21/21, the site has updated with more wishes. The incredible spike in donations is amazing, but if you want to and are able to keep the momentum going, there are over 300 waiting to be filled at https://www.onesimplewish.org!

catladyofficial

a lot of these are very basic, small things. i just spent 17 dollars to buy a kid water shoes for a lake vacation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

thechesterfield

7/9/22 There are 200+ wishes who need YOU!

redisfascinated

I don’t normally tag people but I’d like to send this to @instructor144 to post on positivity day. Maybe it would help crash the site again.

instructor144

BOOST.

sosuperawesome

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whatareyoureallyafraidof

Maybe you’re young, and you think this doesn’t affect you. But, it will affect your parents, or your grandparents. And, remember, if Republicans kill these programs, the dollars you pay in – that are/have been withheld from your paycheck – you will never get back.

choke-on-glitter

Social security does affect young Americans! You never know when a disability or life altering illness may come along, hence why its social insurance. If your parents or your spouse dies, you can receive survivors benefits.

These are your earned benefits. Those who make over $147k dont have to pay ss tax after that, not to mention capital gains arent taxed. The ss trust fund has trillions of dollars in it deadass

A lot of the time youll hear the program is going bankrupt- thats a lie! the program is paid for and deficit neutral. There is a projected shortfall where about 78% of benefits would be paid out in 2034/2035. The actuary has projected that making millionaires and billionaires pay their fair share in taxes would create enough revenue to continue the program through the rest of the century

Dont let republicans sunset social security, you pay for it, youve earned it. Without it, millions of seniors widows children and people w disabilities will be vulnerable to poverty! This program has never missed a payment (even through war, recessions, pandemics, assassinations, etc)