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How to lower expectations to a minimum and still disappoint!

[smi-sma]

ok hello yes i’m back and starting over with a new blog, come follow me @h264​ yes thank you

[smi-sma]

hey would y'all care if i came back to tumblr with a new blog

[smi-sma]

hey would y'all care if i came back to tumblr with a new blog

[barrysberkman]

A Decade of Bill Hader

[kittyn]

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

[alexyquest]

i would die for Kevin

[dirtsnirt]

no talk me im angry

he’s transparent

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[apocalypticvalraven]

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

[swan2swan]

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

[fuckhugeoctopus]

I want one that rickrolls you

[teathattast]

[sheherlockholmes]

political compass

[badnovels]

[captaincardboardbox]

[howlermonkey69]

[dubiouslexism]

[corpish]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Judge: I order you to pay $10,000

Mario: why?

Judge: it’s a fine

Mario: [sadly] no itsa not

[silentraptor4000]

Plz Jeff, change your url

[talesfromthecrypts]

Brad Pitt as Louis de Pointe du Lac in Interview with the Vampire (1994)

[thefatfuck-irl]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[ayellowbirds]

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

[takarnage-entourage]

Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

[takarnage-entourage]

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

[cottageanimals]

UFO BLOG

[hoodiedeer]

idk man i cant see a couple weeks into the future. i dont h

[hoodiedeer]

i dont have tw

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i cant s

[hoodiedeer]

i dont have 20 eyes

[smi-sma]

i have decided to come back with a new account

(as soon as i'm done moving all my stuff into another state)