Quentin!

they/them

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

Deltarune Fun Fact:

Toby Fox, the creator of Deltarune, frequently represents himself online as a small pixelated dog. But foxes and dogs are different animals. Is he stupid?

[tainbocuailnge]

genuinely people should be getting arrested for this heat. oil ceos should be getting dragged out onto the streets and kicked to death over this.

[thatsbelievable]

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[tall]

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[dignifieddracula]

If you're looking for a sign to be sluttier this is it.

Text them, sext them, post that nude. Buy the outfit that shows off too much, wear it. Even if you feel self conscious at first you'll love being a slutty sex object once you give it a try.

[dignifieddracula]

Please reblog this to help your followers be sluttier.

[wutheringdyke]

my dash

mutual #1: [photoset of sunshine through trees a bouquet of flowers a pastry and an ootd] the world is beautiful

mutual #2: i need a job

mutual #3: i <3 unemployment

mutual #4: do we think simon and garfunkels periods ever synced

mutual #5: [lover you should have come over spotify link]

mutual #6: save me snoopy...snoopy save me snoopy

mutual #7: i need to fuck john cassavetes

mutual #8: mclennon rpf

mutual #9: anyone want to bite me

mutual #10: [photo of 1963 bob dylan and joan baez] STAY AWAY FROM HER GET A JOB!!!

mutual #11: shouldnt have smoked that shit. now i'm at the black lodge

mutual #12: made sourdough bread i could b a wife

mutual #13: al pacino in dog day afternoon <- killing him and stealing his gender

[homunculus-argument]

thoughts?

No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[blazehedgehog]

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[greekceltic]

my cat bit me with a mouthful of water once

[normalpersonblog]

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

[chromaticabrasions]

every time i have sex i have to refrain my self from posting some shit like “just had seeeexxxxxxxx”