vulcans have paint for blood

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[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[moonybamboony-deactivated202508]

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

[arlo-maintenanceman]

I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke

[yorgen-sh]

how to open a bag of rice correctly

[animentality]

[c3rvida3]

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

[saltykingsalty]

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

[c3rvida3]

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

[spontaneous-avocado]

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

[c3rvida3]

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

[auxryn]

Many people are aware that copyright originated as and remains a protection for publishers, not authors.

However, there are longstanding rights intended to protect authors. These are legally called 'the moral rights of authors.' Good naming.

These rights include:

The right to attribution. To have your name on your work. Don't repost peoples work without attribution.

The right to use a pen name or to publish anonymously. Publishers should protect the privacy of authors. Service providers shouldn't require posters to provide ID.

The right to integrity. Editors should not cut up your work to make it say something you do not endorse.

So let's review:

❌ AI harms authors because it violates copyright.

✅ AI harms authors because it violates their rights to attribution and integrity.

[apolladay]

What's the worst part of having to share a bathroom?

People do be poopin/smelly

GET OUT I GOTTA PEE

How am I supposed to do my hair/get ready if you're POOPING

Ok fess up, who didn't replace the toilet paper?

Why is your stuff everywhere??

Why is your HAIR everywhere??

Anon you completely forgot...

Nuance/I love sharing

Results

What's the worst part of having to share a bathroom?

People do be poopin/smelly

How am I supposed to do my hair/get ready if you're POOPING

GET OUT I GOTTA PEE

Ok fess up, who didn't replace the toilet paper?

Why is your stuff everywhere??

Why is your HAIR everywhere??

Anon you completely forgot...

Nuance/I love sharing

Results

Voting ended onJan 19

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)

[guygirder]

[jennytrout]

I’m so glad I went through my tumblr from page one. I haven’t seen this in a thousand years, and I’ll never get tired of laughing at it.

[madeleinefjall]

Double knitted a bug scarf following this pattern 🍂

[aenslem]

THE LIRBARIANS (2014–2018) 'And the Trial of the Triangle'

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[70sscifiart]

For 2026, I'm doing Sci-Fi Cutaway Saturday! Every week, I'll post a new retro cutaway illustration like this one - it's Attila Hejja's 1980 cover art for High Justice, by Jerry Pournelle.

~

Check out all my past series, too!

2025: Control Panel Saturday

2024: Space Crowd Saturday

2023: Sci-Fi Dolphin Saturday

2022: Space Helmet Reflection Saturday

2021: Space Skeleton Saturday

2020: Space Cat Saturday

[thememedaddy]

[the-littlest-goblin]

technically it's only queerbait if it's leveraged for publicity. otherwise it's just sparkling "your ship didn't happen get over it"

[thoughtportal]

[hungwy]

Wax and wane are a baller pair of terms