Rubberducks & Fandoms

Hi! My name is Sabine (she/her) and I'm a 20-something year old, who is slowly forgetting her first language because of the internet. Here I post pretty much anything I find interesting. It's kind of a mess tbh.

[chilewithcarnage]

when the treat you treated yourself to is mid

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

rewatching PHM and this is all I can think of

[twilight-skies]

Prev. These need to be seen @mumblesplash

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

[penelopepennington]

It's the Royal Academy of Art Young Artist's Summer Show. One of my favourite exhibitions of the year. Like. Not only are the older kids insanely talented, the younger ones' artist statements will just punch you right in the face.

Jeffrey is my cat and he feels like my heart

Click [here] for the full online exhibition

[hinata-boke]

NATSUUUUUU

NATSUUUUUU

[emilybeemartin]

I had a dream that Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli were solving a murder mystery in a giant mansion. Legolas kept eating popcorn.

[emilybeemartin]

Part II

[sadclowncentral]

yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality

[sadclowncentral]

after i successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate i explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, prompting both the most threatening AND the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

[sadclowncentral]

"why did you have to promise that you won't talk to russian people in in first place" because after a certain amount of alcohol i enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "russian hour" in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over and i sniff out russian speaking people like a bloodhound and exitedly talk to them until i am physically dragged away.

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1185

[ankle-beez]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

[gomezaddamsofficial]

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

[grakkie]

Every time I think Caleb’s gonna make it through a combat scene the poor dude gets one shot 😭

[thememedaddy]

[wavezies]

quick doods of my favorite crusty hero man + bonus duckling

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[notahorseindisguise]

if you live in {Not USA} and you make a tumblr post even slightly referencing what time it is where you live you will literally always have to deal with the "lucky 10 thousand" who dont fucking know what a time zone is

[notahorseindisguise]

[crabussy]

some people live places where summer autumn winter and spring do not exist like they do in the northern and southern hemispheres. which is why those tags say "not northern hemisphere". to include people who live on the equator. welcome to the lucky 10 thousand!

[crabussy]

hi hi! I understand your scepticism, but I lived Here for half a decade:

and nnno we don't call it "winter" when it's december even though we're TECHNICALLY in the northern hemisphere. because it is 35+ degrees during december and 35+ degrees during july and 35+ degrees every other time of the year as well. so it doesn't really make sense to reference the typical northern/southern seasons when you live right on the equator!

we DO reference seasons as a CONCEPT but it wasn't summer/autumn/winter/spring. it was wet season/dry season. that's it.

[ksixey]

the wdc we deserved 😭😭😭