[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[were--ralph]

i've had enough of this site i can't keep doing this

[mxtomituck]

This you?

[were--ralph]

i never said that

[wizardgoblin]

Of all the posts to use to accuse wereralph this is one of the tamer somehow

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

it’s that time of the year

[spudinacup]

you guys want me to celebrate Christmas on tumblr? 

This is the only holiday rituals I will celebrate

[angelnumber1]

It will be needed soon

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

I mean this in every sense of the word: that's hot.

[fangomango]

[typhlonectes]

[honourablejester]

Okay, this made me pause and literally write out every letter that 'fell' in order (‘oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue’), then make sure they were all contained in 'turntomushuponthergroun'.

They are, and it's very satisfying.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

coincidentally, "oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue" is the sound I make when it's autumn

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[escapaeronaut]

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

[starlightswitch]

Apollo 11 in Real Time

A real-time interactive journey through the first landing on the Moon. Relive every moment as it occurred in 1969.

Click "now" on the right-hand side and you will be take to a dashboard with mission photos and audio from exactly 54 years ago.

As I post this (3:30PM EDT July 19), we are at mission elapsed time 78 hours. Landing is at 102 hours 46 minutes.

(@gusgrissom You're my liason to space tumblr and best chance of spreading this. If you haven't already of course.)

[dovesndecay]

I desperately need someone to convince my nervous system that the tiger does not exist.

[dontbeanass-deactivated20240801]

Have a strawberry

[dovesndecay]

...👀will it help?

[dontbeanass-deactivated20240801]

OK, so not long after I started studying Buddhism, I was told a story at our discussion group.

There was a guy walking through the forest when he spotted a tiger stalking him. He took off running, but the tiger was keeping pace. Putting on a burst of speed, he shot right over a cliff

He grabbed at a vine to keep from plummeting to his death. The tiger was there, at the top of the cliff, snarling, so the guy decides to climb down. Suddenly he hears a snarling from below. He looks down, and there’s another tiger, tail lashing, waiting for him to get down. Looks up, and there’s the first tiger staring at him. He sees that the vine is starting to break. Something will happen soon, and it will end with him inside a tiger

Just then he notices a small strawberry plant clinging to the cliff next to him, with a single ripe berry on it.

It was, without a doubt, the best strawberry he had ever tasted

When you’re surrounded by tigers; find some small joy near you. It won’t stop the real tigers, but it will let you have what joy you can.

And if they’re metaphorical tigers? Ignore them long enough and they’ll go away

[dovesndecay]

[negativefeedback-teen]

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

[joakinmar]

Purgatorius and Tyrannosaurus by Bush Viper 165.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[curlicuecal]

does it indicate anything about me that I immediately recognized what paper this figure is from

[curlicuecal]

so I had to immediately go and pull this other amazing figure from the paper, which is "THE HEXAGON" a device with six rooms for fruit flies to have sex in and a central room for a fruit fly to observe six couples having sex at once

[szgrey]

they made a fruit fly sex panopticon and no one told me about it, what is science education coming to

[everythingfox]

Bad orange

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

i cant put this into words but. yeah. you know.

[lakevida]

man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt

[lakevida]

absolutely fucked

[wizardonline]

you're just dropping abstract art into my hands like it's nothing. i could sell this to the museum of modern art. or the cleveland museum of art

[lakevida]

do NOT sell my kitchen to the CMA i can't make the commute. MoMA is fine though i can go there with my mind

[mikufigure]

looked like the old meme backgrounds

[buried-in-stardust]

Making Huizhou inksticks (徽墨), famous for its high quality.

Notes:

The characters OP pressed into the inksticks are 山白, OP's username

The "internal heat" referred to in the video is a term in Traditional Chinese medicine referring to a cause of inflammation, swelling, twitching, etc.

[eng by me]

[thydungeongal]

In the early two-thousands hordes of expectant millennial children would huddle around the single computer in the school computer lab every Wednesday to watch the latest episode of the hit flash animation series "The Fingers Man"

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[proudninjawombat]

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

[petergabrielyuri]

Can’t you guys read it says strength has no gender. That’s their nobinary kid whose name is “Strength”

[brightlotusmoon]

Next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr I’m going to show them this and say “No.”

[brightlotusmoon]

[naamahdarling]

STRENGTH BRAWNY is the name of my next D&D character.

[brightlotusmoon]

Oooh, update me about that!

[uh-ohspaghettio]

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction