Kind Of Knocks Me Out

Sandra. 32 years. Switzerland. One Piece. Fiber art. Random Thoughts. Various movies.

[iwannarunawayandbeapirate]

got curious because idk how well-known this is internationally so:

Are you familiar with twist bread/Stockbrot?

Yes; I'm German

No; I'm German

Yes; I'm not German

No; I'm not German

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[meangirlnurse]

if i owned working terriers (which i absolutely will not) i would name them after disasters and crimes

[meangirlnurse]

a pack of terriers named Riot, Fiasco, Treason, and Jaywalker

[meangirlnurse]

Mayhem and Calamity

[meangirlnurse]

Riot Fiasco Treason Mayhem Calamity Arson Jaywalker Chaos Hullabaloo Hubbub Anarchy Ruckus Mutiny Turmoil Havoc Pandemonium Kerfuffle Hoopla Quarrel Scuffle Racketeer Mafia Thief Hooligan Risk Felon Hijack Carjack Bandit Rustler Tyrant Mugger Bootleg Smuggler Graffiti Vendetta Vandal Trigger Vigilante Heist Mobster Launder Jailbird

i'm gonna have to get a lot of terriers i guess

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[vamplire]

i love you gothic literature. i love you doomed romance. i love you ghosts and decay. i love you vampires and blood. i love you manors and crypts. i love you cemeteries and haunts. i love you unsettling themes. i love you cynicism of the human experience. i love you monsters unaware of their horrors until confronted with them.

[victusinveritas]

Art by BlueSky user Adi Fitri

[manicpixiedckgirl]

[theaudientvoid]

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

[aro-ace-from-outer-space22]

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

[hamletthedane]

And why are you all saying lotr was also a way for me to process the trauma and horror I experienced watching my own sons and students fight in WWII. Just because one of my characters longs to fight alongside her loved ones to save her country instead of being told to stay put, keep calm, and carry on while the world around her completely falls apart and all hope seems lost…..made to silently bear witness to the death and destruction of her people and the lands she is unable to protect….

Yes, I began writing these books during WWII while my sons were actively on the front lines, but my experience watching the young people I loved and taught dying to save me and my country from invasion in WWII bc my generation did not in fact end all wars WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

[starlightomatic]

How many countries have you been to (including your own)?

1

2-3

4-5

6-7

8-9

10-11

12-13

14-19

20-29

30-39

40-49

50+

Voting ended onMay 27

Airplane layovers only count if you left the airport for at least an hour.

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[owlthex]

When there's a very obvious bloodstain in the hardwood kitchen floor, but the house is 30k under expected price

[owlthex]

I feel like the picture is necessary to understand just how not subtle this is.

[tuxankhamun]

it's fine

[keepcatholic]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[keepcatholic]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[dailycatsblog]

[woolandflax]

Mewseum

[animentality]

[itshype]

Quick question. When someone asks what age you were in a certain year do you give the age that you were before or after your birthday that year?

Do you give the younger or older of the two ages you were that year?

I give the younger (age before your birthday in a given calendar year)

I give the older (age after your birthday in a given calendar year)

Voting ended onMay 15

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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens