There's Strong. Then There's Smithstrong

Been overseas, been a shitty athlete, and lived one bizarre life. Here is a little slice of that.

[smithstrong]

The only one I trust in this world.

[smithstrong]

I have too much hate in my heart

[smithstrong]

My cousin went as his father (my uncle) for Halloween. He wins Halloween 2015.

[smithstrong]

Wasted potential.

The hardest part wasn't you leaving, it was that you never came.

[smithstrong]

Saddest picture on the internet

[smithstrong]

Rekt

[smithstrong]

What the fuck is wrong with me?

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[smithstrong]

These late night thoughts are ruining me.

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[smithstrong]

I still don't know what I want out of life.

Maybe I just don't want to live to find out.

[smithstrong]

Can we just appreciate the adorable puppy here.

[smithstrong]

All I do anymore is be silly as fuck with some people. Meanwhile, I fail to make myself smile.

[smithstrong]

Life: you can do anything you put your mind to

Me: yay! Im gonna go and be an astronaut

Life: lol stop you cant do that shit you're stupid as fuck. Go be a stripper

[lovelightself]

[smithstrong]

YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THE WISH. NOW IT WONT COME TRUE WTF

[smithstrong]

Every video on te internet iscpunchlined with "DEEZ NUTS" and I can't take it anymore.

[smithstrong]

Met the legend today.

[smithstrong]

Do you even Chipotle?

Employee: "what kind of meat?"

Dumb Ass: "beets? Why the hell would I get beets on a burrito"

Me: "Sir, she said meat"

[smithstrong]

Don't fart.

One day at this museum, me and my dad were strolling. There was a small exhibit showing off this jetpack. It had pictures of the jetpack in action with many flames. My dad being my dad decides to say in a joking tone " AHHH MY ASS IS ON FIRE" we share a silly father son laugh moment. Then, out of the fucking nowhere, this skinny kid with a red jew fro cuts in. He takes a squat and says "DONT FART" with one of those " AHH YGET IT??" Faces. Immediately me snd my dad stop laughing and the moment was over. Idk who you are jewfro, but heres to you, ruining my life and causing it to down spiral.