Random Aspirations

This is just what makes me laugh and feel good.

[dogpuppy]

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

https://m.youtube.com/c/TheChiptuner

[deceasedcardinal]

[blupeeblep]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[jssl]

[carovingian]

@elodieunderglass I think this is sufficiently horrible and leggy

[elodieunderglass]

I LOVE the title! Thank you!

[n1t6g251436]

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a super gay 2023

[non-binary-lil-star]

rb to have a super gay 2024

[magicmumu2]

rb to have a super gay 2025

[willofdpeople]

rb to have a super gay 2026

[actuallysara]

New photos of Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams for Quinn

[byjove]

People who regret not having kids tend to extend themselves to help kids in need around them, the childless lady in the neighborhood who gives out good Halloween candy, your favorite uncle who takes you to do fun stuff. People who regret having kids, on the other hand? Absolute demons to everyone around them. Lol. The common refrain of “You’re going to end up lonely in a nursing home if you don’t have kids.” is extremely wrong if you’re a good person and I would say a large percentage of visit-less elderly people in nursing homes actually had children, they just treated them like shit.

[spitblossoms]

[through-a-historic-lens]

A father with his 4 daughters, 1904

[elucubrare]

Raymond Schuyler and Four of his Children, photographed by William Bullen (link is to an article with historical context, especially about the use of these family photographs as a counterweight to racist images of Black Americans and the Black family.)

[the child in the striped hat is most likely his son Stephen]

[depsidase]

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

link to post

[swordofwit]

A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

[rslashrats]

[littleguysdaily]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[orcboxer]

not what I thought they was talkin about

[catalyswitch]

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope