cunty slay jepsen

ying | they/them | 25 | lacenet enjoyer

[zygon-commander]

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

[i-survived-that]

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[kushblazer666]

[sailatina3]

I'll kick these babies' asses

[wolfspidersanctuary]

[milletude]

Coming out to nii-san

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[reblogmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls]

Happy Pride to this guy

[uptownthots]

I WANNA HAVE STRAIGHT SEXXXXXXXX AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE

[myvagina]

“vagina”

—

[polysucks]

Surely the tall, battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight I have sworn in as my maiden daughter’s personal guard would not dare to look upon her fairness and her his roguish ways and dare to defy the marriage arrangement I have put in place for her.

[polysucks]

I was correct not to be concerned by a potential threat to the marriage pact I have made for my fair maiden daughter. For the battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight that has sworn fealty to me as their lord, and thus taken the most honorable oath to protect my maiden daughter is in FACT! A woman. Surely, my best laid plans for my daughter’s future will remain unaltered.

[gaytanic-panic]

[doublelp]

[smizey]

gay peopleeeee how are u celebrating pride this year ?

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Random hill I'll die on but

These shower heads are antiblack 😭

[patrochilles-or-bust]

The implication is that you are a person who can put their entire body under this stream of water to wash your body, daily. Guess which group of people is likely not washing their hair every single day and therefore could not utilize this shower head to its full extent on a daily basis? Guess who'd have to lean their head outside of the water like an awkward giraffe in order to bathe, or would have to stand at the edge of the water?

[patrochilles-or-bust]

my shower head is racist.

*deep luxurious black woman who's been inconvenienced sigh*

Apparently even Doechii agrees with me lmao

I hate over-head showers.

Why — wwhhhyyyyyyy must every hotel shower head be built directly above your crown, as if everyone on earth wants to get their hair wet every time they bathe?

This has to be some kind of micro-aggression.

A niggress repellent, if you will!

Because immediately, instinctively, I know: no Black woman was taken into account when this technology was designed.

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[jenny-holzer]