Felix (she/they), im going to take all your bones

*crunchy*

[aropride]

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

[alopecoidartist]

respectfully have u never watched it as an adult either?

[danielnelsen]

respectfully why would i watch a kids show that holds no nostalgia for me as an adult?

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s good tv.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My dad watches it and he’s in his 60s.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Season 1 gets better. Watch pizza delivery.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Pizza delivery by itself will have many references in it that will help you in conversation in any case

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know what? Here’s some highly memed episodes from the first three seasons if you just wanna get some pop culture references. There’s still a lot of them though so just keep in mind that you can watch this show in any order and watching even one of these episodes will probably help you understand meme culture better.

S1 2b ripped pants

S1 3b Plankton!

S1 5a pizza delivery

S1 6a mermaid man and barnacle boy

S1 6b pickles

S1 10b F.U.N.

S1 14a SB-129

S1 17b Rock Bottom

S1 18a Texas

S1 18b Walking Small

S1 20a Hooky

S2 1a your shoes untied

S2 1b squid’s day off

S2 3b Bubble Buddy

S2 4b imitation Krabs

S2 5a wormy

S2 5b patty hype

S2 6b Squidville

S2 11a mermaid man and barnacle boy iii

S2 11b squirrel jokes

S2 13a Shanghaied

S2 14a welcome to the chum bucket

S2 14b frankendoodle

S2 15a the secret box

S2 15b band geeks

S2 16a graveyard shift

S2 17a procrastination

S2 17b I’m with stupid

S2 18a sailor mouth

S2 20a squid on strike

S2 20b sandy, SpongeBob, and the worm

S3 2a club SpongeBob

S3 3a just one bite

S3 4a nasty patty

S3 4b idiot box

S3 5a mermaid man and barnacle boy iv

S3 6a snowball effect

S3 6b one krab’s trash

S3 7a as seen on tv

S3 8a no weenies allowed

S3 8b squilliam returns

S3 10a wet painters

S3 10b Kristy Jean training video

S3 12a chocolate with nuts

S3 15a the great snail race

S3 15b mid life crustacean

S3 16b I had an accident

S3 17b the camping episode

S3 20a SpongeBob meets the strangler

And if you’re about to say “I ain’t watching all that” then this list isn’t for you. K bye.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If someone has never watched something and has no desire to I don’t think they’re in it’s fandom personally

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m not heated, personally. I just wanna spread the good news about funny sponge man that I enjoy to all who are interested.

[jetix]

‘White Cat with Gemstones’ by Joseph Jones Oil and acrylic on linen, 2026

[stout-stoat]

PAINTING

[teaboot]

PAINTING

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[equius]

you just dont get this on other websites

[daisukoth]

Susie use little tail and switshed away leaves on a stump before sitting down...

[rasamune]

This appears to be a reference to a piece of fanart from 2018 by 苔玉 (Kokedama) on pixiv, titled "しっぽ使いスージィちゃん" ("Tail-user Susie-chan")

#deltarune しっぽ使いスージィちゃん - 苔玉のうごイラ - pixiv

Ｔシャツの発表によってしっぽ無いことがわかっちゃったけどこれはただの二次創作だからなんの問題もないね2021.9.21追記chapter2ありがとう…………………

[katnficer]

break through the boundaries once to declare yourself a god, then break through again to learn you were just a fool

lyrics are from stairs to the attic by the antlers, credit to @lithping for helping with the alt text

∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ so who wants to reenact the allegory of the cave with me?

ok no but real talk i've wanted to do something like a comic or animatic ever since i first listened to this song yeaaars and years ago, but couldn't ever really commit to it, so thank you caine tadc for fuckngggg murdering me, stupit beloved kicked-puppy of an ai

ive already said like a million things about the void scene and caine on my main blog so i'll spare the ramble here, but know that this comic thing BARELY captures everything i like about it, i just felt the lyrics fit really well lol, actually i MIGHT share a ramble about the last four panels since those have the most thought put into them... might... or maybe i'll brave reading the tags for once and see what everyone else thinks it all means, whooo knowwwws

[monkeyonpants]

-So I went into deep rabbit hole in rednote trying to find any confirmed and it’s turned out, it’s has been since 2023 .but not here, only in china.

MK birthday Is April 1

Mei birthday is July 7

Pigsy birthday is May 19

Tang birthday is December 28

Sandy birthday is October 1

-I know little mandarin, im trying getting info about lore. We’re not only fan here, there’s lmk fan out there who know more about it

Update: macaque birthday is June 28

[hugdog]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?

[draculasdaughter]

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

[whateverthebeeswant]

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

[teachingtales]

Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid

[professionalwritingnerd]

[irockasingranite]

Another inside tip from academia: Those papers in really expensive journals that are effectively inaccessible to anyone not in a university network? Depending on the discipline it’s very likely that same paper is on a “preprint” server somewhere, with no access restrictions.

Like if you want to read basically any physics, math, or CS paper, arXiv.org will have you covered, because everyone uploads their papers there before submitting to a journal (and generally updates it after peer review). I know all of my papers are on there. This is such common practice that journals have it baked into their licensing agreements that authors retain the right to upload their work to these places.

So the next time you get hit with that paywall, you may not even need sci-hub, just click the arxiv link on google scholar instead.

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

if for some reason none of this works, the old “send a email nicely asking for the paper to the author” is always a good trick. remember most scientists hate the commercialisation of scientific knowledge

[afoxwithpenguins]

Don’t mind me, just gotta share this with my bf so that he knows what websites to avoid

[astudyinpanda]

Many authors of papers are on ResearchGate! You can ask for papers there, if they don’t just post a copy to download. If they’re associated with a college, you can usually find their email addresses in the department directory, also.

[viking369]

Always reblog.

[fuckdaleearnhardt-deactivated20]

This website is complete shit

[carolxdanvers]

“the everything”

[butchbulbasaur]

[dogpuppy]

[zillathebeardie]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[what-did-i-get-myself-into-blog]

greed

[rogerrrroger]

oh nah they got bro masking to avoid deletion 😭✌️

[fruittcakr]

I screamed and threw my phone oh my god. I’m so glad that other people think this too like NO FUCK THEY’RE MAKING HIM MASK :(

[dono-cho]

[succubusboyfriend]

iron lung spoilers

“a god sees a sliver of our universe through a pinhole and believes it perceives all that is and all that will be, and it is right. a god makes sense of what it sees.”

1) in universe: the ending. the god saw simon and his ship as the same entity.

2) metatextual: THE GOD. IS. THE AUDIENCE. AND. THE PINHOLE. IS. THE CAMERA LENS.

[were--ralph]

happy man milk monday

[clownfluencer]

Thought I’d add this that I’ve had stashed for years

[intersexelphie]

I want to boost everything this person has said and add on.

The reason I call myself a tomboy now, despite it being seen as a childish word and having had someone swear at me over it because ‘tHeRe’S nO suCh thInG as BoY thInGs anD giRL thIngS sHut uP’ is because I couldn’t call myself that or be like that when I was a kid. It was seen as a negative thing and I was already bullied enough. “Looking like a boy” was the worst thing that could happen to a girl.

And I’m not even 26 yet. We aren’t talking 30+ years ago, we are talking 2000s and even 2010s. It’s only since trans people have become more accepted in the past few years that gender nonconformity has too.

And the people who helped me accept my gender nonconformity more than anyone else? Were trans people. They taught me, “there’s nothing wrong with how you feel. You’re still a valid woman no matter what you wear, how you have your hair or what you’re into ❤️”

And don’t even get me started on how people treat gender nonconforming men. JK Rowling has a lot of nerve to be like “uwu boys can wear dresses and only us gendercrits accept that!” when she has, even in recent works, made femininity in men a negative trait, as well as making masculinity in women a negative trait also.

A lot of people still don’t accept gnc people even now. Just last year I had someone tell me they’d never let their daughter “dress like a boy”, and I’m always terrified to walk into a bathroom in case the next JK Rowling is in there, sees my gender expression and pepper sprays me or worse.

“There’s no such thing as boy things and girl things.” I don’t need to be told that and I’m sure 99% of trans people also don’t need to be told that. Tell that to the society that hates us both instead of actively encouraging that hate.

[androgynealienfemme]

Gonna point out the og tweet thread is now full of terfs saying that life was better for gay people in the fucking 80s, that it was super easy for them to be a tomboy in the 70s and 80s and therefore it must have been that way for everyone, and that it was totally acceptable to be a gnc gay person in the 80s! 🤪

They’re rewriting history as we speak to try to argue trans acceptance is making it harder to be gay and gnc for youth than it was to be gay in the 80s. This is a blatant lie.

[trans-mask-left]

The fucking 80s??? As in, “aids crisis” 80s?? As in, “the government actively avoided funding research to help gay people” 80s????

Man I knew terfism was brain rot but I didn’t think it was this bad.

[socialistexan]

Actually I'm not going to just keep this in the tags

[shabbytigers]

as someone who was there that is finest grade bullshit