Hi Sarah! Thank you so much for blessing us with your presence. Your writing inspires me daily and you love for Your King is pretty endearing haha. I saw someone on my dash do this earlier in the week and I was wondering if you could ship your mutuals with members of EXO? and explain why? Thank you! 🌼🌻
HELLO LOVE! I’m so so delighted you enjoy my writing ;~; thank you so much for the lovely compliment, I’m emo ;~; and that me shouting lustfully about Kim Junmyeon entertains you hahaha. And thank you for this because i LOVE shipping people!!
I’m keeping Junmyeon for myself, natch. 😉
Chanyeol @yeoldontknow Listen, there will never be another soul alive that isn’t more perfectly matched to Kat than Chanyeol. I could (and honestly have on multiple occasions) written essays about these two. Their love of music, their competitive natures (and soft, emo hearts they both absolutely DENY), their determination to love and spoil their friends, their plans to take over the world. No one understands Chanyeol’s emotional nature, need to better himself (and also win things), tendency to overwork himself, beat himself up for failures, be challenged intellectually, need to be an Alpha but also the little spoon sometimes, etc. than Kat. And no one will help Kat build her dreams, hold her when she coughallowsherselftobesoftcough, challenge her right back, have sex with her in public places 👀, and talk music with her for hours, etc. than Chan. The original OTP to end all OTPs <3
Minseok @minsh00kt JeMin is the soft yet sassy cat couple dreams are made of, who are undoubtedly having more fun than all of us as we speak. Whether it’s karaoke-ing old jazz numbers, doing the dishes, going on walks in the park, laughing at silly videos, squashing errant bugs, traveling the world, doing crossword puzzles, etc. they are gross in love and DELIGHTED to be together. Mr. sassy kim minseok over there with a soft pisces ass moon who needs Jess’ cancer rising to let him know it’s okay and that he’s seen and loved. And jess’ virgo moon just needs to know that someone sees her commitment to rules and fairness and doing kind things for people and spending time with them for the absolute expression of her love that it is. I can’t wait for these two to just merge like tectonic plates and form a mountain of love <3
Jongin @gingersaysjump HELLO MY SHIP HAS SAILED. I can’t tell what my favorite part of shipping Shanae and Jongin is. Is it that they’re both fashion baesTM and would be the most stunning and gorgeous couple alive? Is it that both of them are Capricorns with soft spots inside and they get SALTY whenever anyone points it out to them haha? Is it the amount of incredible and mind-blowing sex and connection they’d have in the bedroom? Is it that they’re both /very/ independent and will go out during the day and be BOSSES in their field, but then come home and be so domestic and read on the couch together, feeding each other grapes or some shit?? I can’t decide. But B R U H i ship it.
Jongdae @taewithhoney GNHNGNGNGNGNG do i do anything other than scream about FeiDae? Honestly, do i? because *YODELS TO THE HEAVENS* please let me see a FeiDae romance in my lifetime. Miss Fatima over here taking over the world, being an amazing human being, so wonderful and kind and with literal oceans of love to give. Mr Jongdae over there, the OST king and nation’s soloist and all round PHENOMENAL human being. like I think both of them are conquering the world in their own way, independent, doing Just Fine (un-ironically) but listen, to watch these two earth sign/air sign energy baes fall in love and just let that love EXPLODE???? I’d pay no less than $4 million to watch it happen. Neither is ready for how good their life can be once they fall in love so pass me the popcorn, THANKS.
Yixing @yixingminseokjongdae Listen, I think this would play like such an amazing romantic comedy. Christine, whomst I love and adore, is just finding her way in the world, is so sweet and hilarious and excited and is looking for that person who she can shower with love and hype, and who will really SEE her in return. Yixing is a goddamn workaholic, soft sweet bean, and absolutely satanic and chaotic with all his sexual energy hahaha. I just want Yixing to know what it’s like to have someone stable and good like Christine who will also challenge him and open his heart up and help him fucking R E S T. And I want Christine to know what it’s like to be loved by someone who sees the best in her, doesn’t shy away from a relationship when things are hard, and is committed AF to her <3
Kyungsoo @smoochews B R UUUUUU H i ship this so hard. You don’t even know how much i love this. Soo is such a serious, yet soft and hilarious and romantic, bean. He absolutely needs someone like SC to make him laugh, to encourage him to express his feelings, and to just do soft, domestic ass shit with him. And SC needs someone steady yet sassy like Soo to keep up with them, because LBR, not everyone on earth deserves such a dedicated, hilarious, giving, sweet, and friendly person like SC, but if I had to agree to let anyone date SC, I think it would have to be Soo <3
Sehun I don’t think I know anyone who biases Sehun??? Hmmm….. If you bias Sehun please let me know for future shipping/tagging/torturing with pics and fics purposes!
Baekhyun oh my lord, I know so many Mrs. Byun’s how can I choose! I’ve decided to let Baek have a harem of women to love and adore him. It’s what he deserves <3 @jeonocho @byunfirstlady @byunbabekhyun
This was so much fun! Thank you so much for this lovely message <3
