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they/them

[el-shab-hussein]

Btw I want everyone to know 30 000 Palestinians killed in Ghazzah is not an accurate number or even estimate. This was the number that was being put out at the beginning of January, its been 2 and a half months, and the number is still around 30 000, despite the fact we have all personally witnessed nearly a hundred massacres since then through our phone screens.

The conditions are worse than ever, there is no food, there is no water, there is no shelter, there is no power. We only have 1% of the picture on the ground now. It is extremely likely that 90-95% of Ghazzah's infrastructure has been destroyed.

Do not content yourselves by saying 30 000 Palestinians have been killed. The damage is far far larger than this.

[tatzelwurming]

not now thrall there’s a hurricane

[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[gloopdimension]

Well okay if you say so

[60106-deactivated20160403]

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

nosdrinker:

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thissbrowngrl:

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ayyepatpat:

tubesock:

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van cleef pay big for your head!

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can ya breathe?  can ya smell it?  that’s not air you’re breathing

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[galarianslowking]

Am I hallucinating what is this post

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[oneheadtoanother]

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[probuccalfat]

the conversation about the ICE contractor at the taylor swift and travis kelce wedding misses the point so hard because the actual conversation should be about class divides like the whole roster of riches was together at a wedding, it’s never left vs right—it’s the rich vs average people.

[leo-fie]

You're thinking of liberals vs right. The left are the ones primarily concerned with the rich vs average people.

[probuccalfat]

if one more person corrects me over something fucking benign because it’s not up to their standard of specificity i swear to god

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[pseudomantis]

[pseudomantis]

[shiftofgallifrey]

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

[deanky]

Really like that angry beavers episode where their cousin visits and it is real beaver

[deanky]

and they jsut keep calling him a freak

[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

[sick-jan]

[bgm05]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate