Snail Sushi

Tally | 20 | she/her | asexual | Australia | nah just kidding | I'm really just Lemongrab

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[phirouzeh-deactivated20171021]

I will never get tired of this picture

[mesopelagic]

me:  looks at a horse the wrong way

horse:  Oh Fuck!  *breaks all its legs*

[mesopelagic]

horse keeping blogs are reblogging this in agreement and thats probably funnier than the actual post 

[interrobangbangbang]

[phirouzeh-deactivated20171021]

I will never get tired of this picture

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via taylor_welker)

[abbottisthedeathprocess]

Started playing KOTOR today

[ojalla]

I hate when someone with the same zodiac as me doesnt click or get along with me. It’s like what a traitor… what’s your moon and rising sign bitch

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via serena_jillian)

[meme4u]

[driinababy-blog]

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

[nightmareloki]

Oh my GOD

[loki-dokey]

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

[doctorwhothefuckareyou]

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

[aliyamustafinna-deactivated2021]

did he win

[thecostellomusic]

DID HE WIN

[safitheartist]

For people who are confused, the springs of the board went lose causing it to catapult him forward.

[needsmoarcat]

[kittymudface]

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

[lutefiskcrowsandbeef]

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).  Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

[leannewoodfull]

Amazing.

[fromseveralroomsaway]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

[lance-the-kanto-dragon-master]

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG

[rimworldme-blog]

Patients of Rimworld

[grigori-girl]

[crispypepperoni]

My personal favorites from Scottish Twitter

[brbjellyfishing]

this physically hurt my brain to read

[whatthe-shrek]

This is a different language

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

[do-not-go-gently-42]

The Phantom: Sing for me, my angel of music!

Christine:

[awed-frog]

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

[thestraggletag]

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

[dongqu33n-blog]

playing inquisition more like

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