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I came out to my dad like a month and a half ago as bi and like I think he just made a joke that played on the fact that I like girls that was actually funny???

We were watching funny videos and there was a video of a woman who worked with lions cuddling a lion cub.

And I said "I've literally dreamt of doing that" because last week I had a dream that I was looking after three lion cubs and holding one in my arms like the woman was.

Then my dad replied "what, dreamt of cuddling a beautiful tattooed woman?"

And I laughed and said "I might have dreamed that too at some point but this time the lion cubs. I'd take both though."

He just laughed with a big old smile.

And like yeah It's just a funny joke to make in general but it does recognize that it is in the realm possibility that I would dream of cuddling a beautiful woman.

It could have been a fluke and I might be reading into it but like??? I think my dad made a supportive bi joke? And it was really nice!

#fin blabs #I'm gonna be optimistic and say yeah #yeah that's what happened #bisexual #If you told me in January my dad would make a kind of supportive bi joke I never would have believed you #like he's never said anything like that before????

When I say my sister is chronically offline, I mean it.

She just found out this week that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie broke up.

They split in 2016. 10 years ago.

She's incredible. I'm so jealous. I know too much useless nonsense.

#fin blabs

three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat

I love how Leverage went

Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.

Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.

Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.

Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.

Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.

Also, here's their nemesis. He's Mark Sheppard.

Sometimes I make my clay jewelry inspired by things for events and I just make a lot and then at the event I only end up giving a few cuts only a few people are interested. I used to feel bad, I spent time and clay and the results are kinda specific but like you know? I liked figuring out how to make them. That was the fun part. The color mixing, the shaping, the arranging.

Giving them to people who like them is a bonus.

Selling to a friend who wants to give me money even better.

But making them? I need to remember that's the fun part.

#fin blabs

ckret2

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

ckret2

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.

yviisxo

rest in peace to this diva

97642

#he really was one of the greats #anthony stewart head

octaviaabadassblakee

I need fat female characters in tv whose weight is inconsequential. It means nothing to the story.

She's fat and gets the guy and no one bats an eye.

She's fat and the hottest chick in the sorority and that's normal.

She's fat and an actress and she gets good roles.

She's fat and she's funny and she has character depth and growth.

She's fat and the main character and no one mentions her weight once.

I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?

yodaprod

dietspam16

foone

Hi, Foone here, I'm a retrocomputer educator! I'm here to explain the real reason this laptop is like this.

So this is the Panasonic PRONOTE PD CF-62, it's a Pentium 133mhz running Windows 95, released in August 1996. Panasonic did this sort of trick more than once, they did a similar thing with an under-keyboard CD-ROM drive in the PD CF-41, from 1995.

This one is so fancy because that's not just a self-loading under-keyboard laptop CD-ROM drive, it's a HYBRID PD/CD-ROM self-loading under-keyboard laptop drive! It has to be this complex because it takes PD discs (which are the size of caddies) and caddyless CD-ROMs!

So what's PD discs?

They're an optical format by Panasonic, the Phase-change Dual (or Phase-change Disc). They're from 1996, store as much as CD, but are rewritable... much like the later CD-RWs which used basically the same technology, just in a slightly different format. Unlike CD-RWs (which you had to burn (usually), they acted like a hard drive, fully rewritable at any point. That's why the disc is hard-sectored, which you can see through the shutter gap. Those vertical lines indicate where sectors start and end.

So yeah, this laptop has a complex drive that can take both types of discs, and the whole thing folds under the keyboard. Fucking wild.

But the root reason, of course, is that they did this because it's a cool design, and they wanted to do that. Why did they think this was cool, why did they want to do this?

Pervert reasons.

Next question!

grumpyjesterr

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

grumpyjesterr

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

grumpyjesterr

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

grumpyjesterr

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

digitaldiscipline

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

lemonsharks

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Their reunion is highly emotional

burntcopper

Rick, whilst swordfighting: My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.

Gomez: What. A. Woman.

pointnclick

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

karis-the-fangirl

DB Cooper Plinko

#charis nooooooo

bodeckerhedron

MARK HAMILL as LUKE SKYWALKER

➤• STAR WARS: EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) DIR. IRVIN KERSHNER

johnny-depp-is-loved

what is this genre of photos called

catchymemes

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

headspace-hotel

African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs

bunjywunjy

HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-

timefortigers

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