Incorrect Black Squadron Quotes

Refer to username. Side blog of @jess-th3-mess

[lucassfilm]

[x-wings-and-lightsabers]

😂😂😂😂

[writer-reader-skater]

Iden: We need to cut down on expenses. What’s something we could do without?

Del: Probably Hask.

Hask: HEY!

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

Obviously this particular comment didn’t age too well.

[cinequeer]

[x-wings-and-lightsabers]

I’m not crying I’m not crying I’m TOTALLY not crying…

…

😭😭😭😭

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

Lie down.

Try not to cry.

Cry a LOT.

[uneditedbookreview]

Aftermath: Life Debt

“Hey, Snap,” Wedge says—a nickname he’s given Temmin because of the boy’s finger-snapping habit.

So cute! Future father-in-law gives Snap the nickname by which he will primarily be known.

[x-wings-and-lightsabers]

Am I crying again?

Yes. Yes I am.

Thanks.

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

AHHHHHhhhhhhh

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

Jess: *slams hands down onto the table* I am so mad!

Snap: *sighs* What happened this time?

Jess: I dropped a french fry on the floor, but Poe threw it away! *glares at him*

Snap: I mean it makes sense. Do you know where this floor has been?

Jess: Only trampled on by thousands of feet each day.

Kare: And?

Jess: AND I DON’T GIVE A KRIFF.

[coruscant-clickbait]

Kylo Ren: *screams*

Rey: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Finn: Should we… stop them?

Poe: No, I want to see who wins.

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

THERE’S A SNAP WEXLEY LEGO FIGURE!

HOW DID I ONLY JUST DISCOVER THIS??? THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE THE INFERNO SQUAD MINIKIT!

[writer-reader-skater]

20 Questions

Tagged by @x-wings-and-lightsabers

1. Name: Graxea

2. Nickname: Grace or Grâce

3. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

4. Height: 5’0” (cries)

5. Languages: English, Spanish, French, ASL, Mandalorian

6. Nationality: American

7. Favorite Season: Fall

8. Favorite flower: Rose

9. Favorite scent: Idk. I don’t pay attention to that kind of stuff.

10. Favorite color: Red/ orangeish red like the Rebellion/Resistance flight suits

11. Favorite animal: Wolf

12. Favorite Fictional Character: DEL MEEKO or Jess Pava

13. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Hot chocolate

14. Average sleep hours: Uhhh like 8 I think?

15. Dog or cat: Dog 1000%

16. How many blankets do I sleep with: 2 including the sheet

17. Dream trip: Alaska

18. Blog established: Uhhh like 2018? Idk.

19. Followers: 52 on this account, like 200 on @dinuiparjai and @mezzo-stinko and 101 on @snap-wexley-deserved-better. Why is my main the lowest? 😂

20. Random fact: I am learning the Bruch violin concerto right now. Or as I like to call it, the BRUH violin concerto because it escalated quickly.

Bonus: Have a doggo to make you smile.

Tag: @blue-three @billymoon13 @leo-posts-art

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

People say 1845 is a year, but I say it’s my kill streak-Snap Wexley

[incorrectstarwarsships]

Bouncer: ID please.

Poe: Okay, here.

Bouncer: This is just a receipt for some heelys you bought.

Poe: *has already heely’d past him*

Bouncer, under breath: Fuck, that was so cool.

[hotdamerxn]

Look. I’m not kidding. It’s literally canon that Poe is the poster boy for the Resistance.

[x-wings-and-lightsabers]

Poe’s literally a meme 😂

[x-wings-and-lightsabers]

Rey: Great invention, Mr. Dameron.

Poe, holding a jar of peanut butter: Thank you.

Rey: But the name....

Poe: What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?

Rey: Everything. Every fucking thing.

[ilovedthemall]

[x-wings-and-lightsabers]

I said it before, and I'll say it again.

Give. Wedge. A movie.

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

Better yet,

TURN THE WHOLE AFTERMATH TRILOGY INTO A MOVIE

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

As suggested by @x-wings-and-lightsabers

This song (https://youtu.be/RZGdtAqRHig) : *comes on*

Poe and Snap:

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

The things I come up with at midnight.

Which Black Squadron Member are you?

Exactly what the title says.

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

Please lemme know what you think guys, I lowkey want to know and worked hard.

There’s probably a few errors tho because it was midnight after all.

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh *sobs*

[snap-wexley-deserved-better]

Poe: You wanna hear the story of how I wrecked my car?

Zay: No.

Suralinda: Yes.

Poe: So anyway, I was going 60 and I drifted in a curb. Snap, you remember right?

Suralinda: You were there?

Snap: Yep. You didn’t know that?

Poe: I had a full car: me, Snap, Jess, Kare. Oh, and Will, the 6 foot teddy bear I keep in my car.