hittin tha whip while I flip

Welcome to stuff I reblog because it's that good stuff 4 me beybey potentially (mostly) NSFW 18+ content ahead Minors and Terfs DNI

[beardedmrbean]

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[bruzum]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[twilightrenaissance]

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Never saw the movie, but this sounds like legitimate High Schooler dialogue.

Very rare in movies.

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

[note-a-bear]

Employers when you try to use your pto

[whitachi]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

Perfect shoes for when you need to shit in the club

[pre-pear-uranus]

Breaking an ankle after explosive diarrhoea is so cunt

[shrimp-pulpit]

if i had a pussy id be sure as fuck using it to asphyxiate the keebler elves i can tell you that much

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"