angel

its an awful lot of effort

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[phantomlzer]

its almost the season again

[wingscanspeak]

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

[heritage-post]

date of origin: December 22nd, 2014

[redditfront]

[setheverman]

this man does the math and delivers your change

[bob-belcher]

[joeycon]

why does every screen cap and gifset of this look like a horror movie

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s just what living in england is like

[sandsvendor100]

Visit Original Link

[trashboat]

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

[trashboat]

me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will be for the police:

the cashier:

[iggy-666]

[heichou-in-da-house]

The new legendaries look great

[barcoque]

[games-for-gamers]

[roboticdreams]

hwat

[freejimmer-blog]

Up in the club like dirk nowitzki

[javariscrittenton-blog]

[northmiamigoon-deactivated20150]

a caveman off them beans

[c9lul-archive]

been thinkin abt that one dog print cardigan carpe wore 

[c9lul-archive]

legiterally your fave could never be as iconic 

[sistertaxon]

types of stard

mu

ba

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[suffering--sappho]

go back home from the grocery store

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[champzagne]

harrys so cute i want 7

[alienaelizabeth]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

[mirror]

Slow clap for the HP fandom

[jimmyneuteredtron]

[aewm]

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch