these titles don’t make sense but let’s roll wit it
aight so basically....”fUCK this stupid ring toss wHY CAN’T I BEST U” x “shit. they’re cute. imma help win them that giant ass teddy bear”
the town carnival is back for the summer n you are SO PUMPED like shit,,it’s a fukcing ritual now what with all the times you’ve wasted away your money there
ur ace at like every game there now
,,exCEPT FOR THE CODDAMN RING TOSS. MAN FUCK THAT GAME
for some reason you’ve never been able to best it
drinking from a glass cola bottle seems like a sin now
but ur back. n ur back with a goal
you’re gonna kick this game’s ASS and win the coveted giant stuffed giraffe
so here you are,,armed and ready as you’ll ever be...and getting your ass whooped by a fucking plastic ring. what a blast
dude that runs the booth pretty much knows ur whole life story at this point and
jeon jungkook, a1 carnivalist or whatever has been watching u for a while,,what a creep hhnGg
what can he say. you’re adorable as hECK
also it’s kind of absolutely hilarious that ur feuding with a stupid carnival game what a show honestly
u know what. he’s feelign kind of brave idk if its the giant plastic trashbag he has of stuffed animals or the fact that this means he might get to talk to u but he’s feeling brave isn’t that nice
he’s seen the looks you’ve given the giant giraffe plushie
and he’s gonna fUCGING win it for you
ok back to you. ur frozen in your tossing position, looking at this asshole next to u throwing rings like a champ. what the fuck is this. the olympics. fuck
aight so jeon jungkook wipes the floor (wow. u can throw shitty plastic rings onto shitty bottles. aren’t u talented) and dude that knows ur life story is like
because he can get you the giraffe plushie now!! omg!!
so dude that’s like :0 hands him the giraffe in awe n he hands you the giraffe with his stupid cute smile and what is actually going oN,
he just interrupted your BATTLE and now he’s giving u the coveted prize-
“you owe me a funnel cake”
ok this dude is weird as hell but ur so shocked that u just kinda,,,”yes”
so you guys leave, jungkook is still lugging around his bag of gold, but now hello you’re cuddling this giraffe to eternity while you guys walk to the nearest funnel cake stand
as you’re buying two you’re like
“i don’t even know your name. why the hell am i buying you a funnel cake”
“cuz im cute” fuck yeah he is
.....ok...... “and why did you win the giraffe for me”
“cuz you’re cute” OKKKK...............
this guy’s got GAME (get it...heh)
you think ur so fucging funny that you hand the guy the funnel cake n go “here’s your funnel cake with a side of me” winkwonk aren’t you smooth
yeah u might b cringin right now. but Funnel Cake Guy is INTO IT WHAT KIND OF SHIT HE’S LIKE “dang i think i like the side better than the entree” EWEEEEEWWEWEWEW MY HANDS R THE ARTHUR MEME
so in the end Funnel Cake Guy (”o ya my name is jungkook btw” he said but he is still Funnel Cake Guy in your head) got ur number with the promises of winning you more giant stuffed animals likeee
talk about hitting the JACKPOT
months later your bed is filled with many plushies....
(suffocating under the plushSA HHAHAHS GOTTA BLAS T)
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