Tizzie

Queen of Zebras

[haydanakin]

#Princess Jedi lessons

the princess diaries (2001) || jedi: survivor - jedi coaching sessions (2023)

[kazs-inej]

the barbies, kens, allan and humans

[oneheadtoanother]

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[mactiir]

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

[mactiir]

My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"

[mactiir]

To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!

[aturinfortheworse]

[librarycard]

[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]

[mellaithwen]

[pitbolshevik]

the girls are fightingggg

[redjennies]

this is even funnier when you know Wes Craven was a full 20 years older than Sam Raimi, who was just shy of his 22nd birthday when Evil Dead released. Wes Craven, a grown man with an established career as a writer and filmmaker, saw about some punk ass college dropout vaguing him and went "lmao fuck them kids."

[penny-anna]

[crazy-brazilian]

[coat]

"babe, can you let the dog out? It's presenting optical illusions again!"

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The ghost, or?

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 26, 1935

[kittenchomp]

thanks man good to know

[biggyman]

Your survival skill has increased by 1

[goslinggf]

i'm losing my shit

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

here’s some more i’ve gathered since making this post btw.

[trannycrisis-deactivated2024010]

of the sort

[pradapluto]

sasha colby

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[lawbreaker13]

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

[marlynnofmany]

That IS good!  This one is my other favorite, which I saw online ages ago and never forgot:

I know nothing about this golf club.  But their logo designer is top notch.

[skulsakz]

fountain in italy

[aimee-maroux]

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.