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hi! dani / 33 / obnoxious selfie taker

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[snooze-cruise]

"A real man ain't afraid of a few flowers, luv"

two block lino print, April 2026

[snooze-cruise]

...pwease

[danskjavlarna]

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[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[gryffon]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[kedreeva]

Earl, showing off his fancy butt

[kedreeva]

help they're isoscelating my boy 😭

[snooze-cruise]

let me help, google

[snooze-cruise]

friends fear she has seen a car with the number plate 'GO08GLE' and she is already absorbing "goobgle" into her vocabulary

[waltron]

the instagram algorithm has detected we are buying a flat and... due to also knowing about my support for the green party, my adverts are now just heat pumps. endless heat pumps

like i would love one but they are really not easy to install in a flat please just leave me alone!!!

[snooze-cruise]

Meanwhile, every single one of my instagram ads is for paint.

[violentoffender]

[redfagdiver]

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

[memewhore]

[byjove]

I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.

[byjove]

They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.

[junkdrawertales]

ratsnake perfec t for domestication put rat snake in House good friend to human very Companion and Friend have good time with ratsnake in house. Put Ratsnake In House. No problems ever ratsnake in house because ratsnake perfect size give Help and Support to human. A ratsnake perfect pet for human can trust ratsnake to be good companion to Human. friend ratsnake.

[byjove]

very compelling argument

[snooze-cruise]

teehee two layers

[snooze-cruise]

so I'm scared of spiders.

Almost a year ago a lace-weaver spider made her home in a crevice inside our bathroom window-frame. I was pretty consistently freaking out every time I had to shower, but then for some reason we named her Liam Neeson and literally just giving her a name turned her from "terrifying arachnid" to "just a fun little guy in our flat"

anyway it's worked too well because I'm emotionally attached now

and we've just had an offer accepted on a flat and I'm genuinely considering taking Liam Neeson with us in a tupperware when we move so that the landlord doesn't kill her after we're gone

help

[scavengedluxury]

Leaflet promoting vacancies for women in the food production departments at Basingstoke Depot as Packers/Weighers, Bacon Boners, and part-time roles in packing and weighing. It invites potential applicants to visit the "Sainsbury Recruitment Van which will be in your area next week", 1964-70. From the Sainsbury Archive.