totally kafkaesque.

im lou im 20 and i love my boyfriend

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Yo when are we going to stop letting military recruiters into high schools

[honeyelk]

[beneath-this-cowl]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Calculator case

[meanplastic]

[powerfulwizard]

Nobody:

Society:

[maxknightley]

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

[yugirimistwalker]

[racial]

where my stevens universe fans at!!!!!

[thot-slayer-iii]

i’m here

[racial]

[talkingheadsyoutubecomments]

[miridai]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: poison-merchant

[filmnoirsbian]

Best tumblr scandals

The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online

The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic

The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic

Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

[crawdadsinyourarea]

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy

i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk

[aplasticshark]

thank you so much but also curse you

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

cats: *big sleep*

cats: *wake up, lil bath, lil food*

cats: oh man … i’m so sleepy *big sleep part 5*

[jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017]

#a masterpiece

[madamladydunlavey]

Good morning

[mwg-drwg]

Y'all: Shaggy created benedict cumberbatch’s fursona with 0.0000000000002% of his power but you didn’t know because you had your airpods in

Me:

[neovisceral]

[neovisceral]

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[hornyjarjarbinks]

I cannot fuck… How wude!