Whatever man

[cummingcourtesy]

I want to explore old abandoned homes with creaky floors and broken windows with you.

[fuckingsellout-deactivated20170]

u all gonna die

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[mcsiggy]

Ancient Greeks beating up the skeleton

[anxietyproblem]

[theintrovertnation]

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

[204-moved-deactivated20201117]

anyone could kill me but they dont. i love that. love & trust xx

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Ǵ̶̨̡̖̭̩̱̦̗̣̲͎̀͂̂̊̄̎̀̐̎͛̔́̕O̴̢̠̘̬͖̮͓̜̳͙̻̲̰͛̈̋́̔̊̿̎͊̓͝T̴̖̱̄̎̈́̐́̾͋͌̈̃̃̇͋ ̷̨̡̨̛̻̹̞̖̘̻͓̺͉̭̼̾̉̀͒̌͝͝Ą̶̡̢̦̺̖̣͕̫̳̖̱͖̰̄̒̏͝Ń̵̨̧͎͙̼̺̲̺̗͉̻̘̤̪̿̌͑Y̵̨̖̦͔̪͈̦͕̖̟̲̜̙̩͊̄̿͗͆̽̈́̏̉̅̎̊͠͝ ̸̨̦̲̭̗͐̀̽͂́̍́́̚͠G̶̛̛̲̯͖̯̳̗̻̝̫͗̾̎̀̍͋̇̽̕͜R̶̢͕̖͕͇̖̖̟̮͙̈́̔̃́͊̃̿ͅȀ̴͈͔̪̳̳͈͕̘̼̪̻͔̟̠̆̈́̑̏̈́̈́͐͠P̵̣̠̰̀́̀̈́̂̓̎͠Ē̵̲̩̩͈̜͎̭͉̦̮͎̙͐̓̉̀̾͂̀̈͆̚͜͜S̵̱̹̬̲̪̟̺͂̓̈́̃̏͐̏̍̔̕ͅͅ?̶̞̮̱͖̣̅̏͋͊̀̇͋͗͝?̶̧̠̠̙̙̘̯̠̣́́̊̈́̀͑͜͝

[adonischildsupportcase]

[woobertdoo]

[toastbutteregg]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[powerfulwizard]

[halleywars]

[sturmguevara]

Totally not a cult

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

new copypasta

[somecunttookmyurl]

Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

[somecunttookmyurl]

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…

300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne 1740: World’s first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.

And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates

[somecunttookmyurl]

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS

[lonewolf23k]

Who needs Atlantis when Ancient Egypt was basically the Precursor Civilization the Greeks and Romans lived in the shadow of?

[satsuti]

name a more iconic civilization i’ll wait

[newtkins]

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

[newtkins]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[sirduke]

[12timetraveler]

Who is wearing clothes when we’re quarentined at home? It’s exactly a pussy out year.

[whitepeopletwitter]