(◕‿◕✿)no pussyfooting zone

Hi I'm Kelly. This is my main & personal blog.

[guiding-key]

THEY DID IT AGAIN

[writing-prompt-s]

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

[triangleman]

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

[ophelions]

so last night i was inspired by personality quizzes like the archetype quiz and wanted to make one for my favorite genre, film noir! if you are interested in taking something like this, you can find it right here. i was able to take it and, without aiming for it, got my desired result (the hard-boiled detective), but it is my first quiz so i apologize if the results are a little shaky!

for anyone wondering, the archetypes i chose are these:

the femme fatale: mysterious, self-destructive, charming, subversive

the hard-boiled detective: cynical, moralistic, brave, attentive

the well-intentioned officer: earnest, dedicated, welcoming, enthusiastic

the struggling artist: resilient, easily frustrated, daring, keen

the good woman: conventional, nurturing, nonthreatening, realistic, loyal

the diabolical mastermind: scheming, self-serving, charismatic, cerebral

if you could share this and tag your results i would be so interested!! 

[weloveshortvideos]

[thatsthat24]

Hear his mighty roar.

[kateceratops]

this vine fixes everything

[fieldbears]

it does

[dezfez]

Bloodborne is a game where you the player can

anally fist a pig to death

break the laws of time and physics for fun and profit

punch a giant horse in the dick

wolf down an inter-dimensional alien being’s umbilical cord to quite literally fight the moon

fight a cult leader who wears a bird cage on his head and can’t be bothered to tie his shoes

have your head explode from literal singing brains

have your ass handed to you by the elderly on a regular basis

use a music box to set a wolfman on fire

fight an oversized blanket and question why it’s called a wetnurse

develop a Pavlovian response to bell ringing that automatically induces blind panic and rage

get murdered by a screaming angry baby

reenact the entire village section of resident evil 4 only now it’s actually menacing

kill an old man so he can help you later

literally have your only friend be a ball jointed doll

get invaded by Beyonce

fight a giant dog that is on fire

fight a giant dog that shoots electricity

learn to scream constantly at everything like every other enemy in this entire goddamn game

[honeygoblin-deactivated20210102]

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

[heathens-and-kings]

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

[mllemusketeer]

especially the ones in big trucks

every single tiny car you’re behind really hates you

it doesn’t matter if you don’t have your high beams on

I’m sure you’re a lovely person, but my entire set of mirrors is BLINDING FUCKING LIGHT

[miscellaneousdementia]

I think we're forgetting the original magical boys

[ocotllo]

reblog if ur old enough to remember those fucking edits of all ur favorite characters styled like the old ipod ads as silhouettes with headphones

[ocotllo]

these. by the thousands.

[theroning]

“Pre-code Hollywood. For five sexy and fun-filled years - beginning in 1929, movies were glamorous, sophisticated and startlingly frank. Women dominated the box office. On screen they took lovers, had babies out of wedlock, explored their sexuality, got rid of cheating husbands, and held down professional positions without apologizing.” 

[zodiacupdates-blog]

The signs in 2017

Finds true love: Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Leo

Strikes it rich: Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio

Will suffer but prevail: Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini

Already is looking forward to 2018: Pisces

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

The more things change… 1976 | 2017

[decaflesbian]

I cant believe this actually happened

[localstarboy]

Nahhh they actually made 2016 into a horror movie LOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

[with-practice]

LMFAOOOOO

[neo-soulless]

BYE

[bangkokbunny-deactivated2017011]

GOD

[vangch]

for science: reblog this with your hogwarts house and major/field of studies in the tags

[angelicbreadroll]

how your sign deals with issues

im gonna fucking murder the bitch that gave me these issues: SCORPIO, Aquarius, Aries, Leo

uh.. well i guess i should ask someone to deal with them for me: Taurus, cancer, VIRGO

im too cute to have issues lmao: LIBRA, Capricorn, Sagittarius

im gonna pretend i have no issues and then cry myself to sleep bc im so emotionally fucked up haha: GEMINI, Pisces

[stormysapphic]

gay question of the day: who was your first fictional girl crush?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

[silverstargate]

Did we all have the same childhood ?!

[erindoesntknow-deactivated20220]

Apparently

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m glad this wasn’t just a weird thing my parents did but apparently a weird thing a lot of parents do