birdie

mid-20s city girl | snz ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧🎐★

[snzdreams]

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this is a snz kink blog (with a lot of caretaking) so dni if you’re underage

[snzdreams]

I sneezed twice quietly at the theater and he squeezed my leg each time like a silent little bless you … !!

I think im really just as into being blessed, but being quiet it also means he sometimes won’t hear me or just won’t bless if he’s distracted, etc …. but it’s my favorite part of it on my end so it’ll be funny if that ever comes up

[snzdreams]

new guy in my life with a very attractive louder snz, always singles, sometimes muffled but sometimes exaggerated:) isn’t shy about his pre snz face, even on facetime which is nice for me. kind of silent buildup but expressive expression eeee

- snz across a more crowded room that I texted him bless you (this has happened at least three times, he’s a little bit less vocal in public)

- we were laying together and he said “im gonna sneeze” turned away, waited … and did

- driving me home, made a soft kind of distressed noise, and out of the corner of my eye I see him building up and sneezing away a bit less loud. this one had me all day, just sounded itchy but also the circumstances …

- one time I was laying on his stomach and he was hitching but lost the snz

I’m just going crazy but what else is new

anyway I haven’t told him yet, but ask me a couple months from now … the possibilities are really there !

[silversinfinity]

Insane to be seeing casual posts out in the wild that literally say "I can't stop thinking about H/iguruma's nose." Like okay me too girl, welcome to the club!!!!

[snzdreams]

doja cat would love him

[snzdreams]

J/JK snzblr how we feeing about h/iguruma’s nose

bc I am feeling

great

[snzdreams]

I am writing … a lot of hcs for this man coming soon, but in the meantime please admire with me

[snzdreams]

J/JK snzblr how we feeing about h/iguruma’s nose

bc I am feeling

great

[snifflybabe]

“behave,” ilya says, pointing fiercely at shane and squinting.

“umb,” shane sniffles back, giving him a bewildered look, “i’m trying?”

“not you. your nose.”

shane blushes at that. “i don’t think that’s now it works, ilya.”

“it will. it will listen to me.” ilya moves closer, his finger an inch from the tip of shane’s nose.

“now,” he says sternly, “you are sneezing and sneezing and making my boyfriend very unhappy. look, even his eyes are watering. you need to get it together.”

[snzdreams]

I don’t even watch this show and this stopped me in my fucking TRACKS

[kushamiqueen]

Honestly, I feel like I need to hook up with a snzfucker at least once in my life. Not only would it be easier to communicate what I want them to do, I would also get the opportunity to try sneezing on someone myself. It sounds nice to have sex without the weird feeling of secretly thinking about snz 😅

[indulgnc]

one thing about me is im GRATEFUL ok if ur having a fit i Will moan after every sneeze

[sneezydreamgirl]

teasingly saying “wow big sneeze” to some itty bitty cutie who has never once had a big sneeze in their life. i’ll lose it rn

[snzdreams]

I think this would melt my brain

[feverfangs]

i am a repetitive slut but god i just love when a guy's sneezy and embarrassed about it. just the thought of a sneeze (or a fit) followed by him lowering his head a bit and glancing up at you with big watery eyes. his face flushing as he quickly looks away, and mutters an embarrassed, "excuse me" ##??!?!?/ YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE. NNNEEOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!1!!!!

[corporalviolet]

"he would not fucking say that" but for sneeze headcanons. like im sorry but they can't all have a luscious juicy three-syllable deal with a porn star buildup. i think he would have a cough sneeze. and☝️i would still fuck it

[snzity]

I think all men should sneeze on the first date so I know whether this is going to work out or not

[polly-pollen]

Thinking about someone falling asleep with their glasses on. They only do this when they’re exhausted and coming down with something, their partner notices. Said partner then gently removes the glasses and gives them a kiss on their too-warm temple, frowning at the heat emanating from there.

[starletstarry]

The compelling, trembling, quivering inhale before a harsh, slightly bent over sneeze.

[sf-libet]

love it when someone is annoyed by sneezing. like aww you look so pissed off rn. you embarrassed that you can't stop, that everyone can see it? and you just can't help but hitch up and up and just sneeze and sneeze every time? your face going from enraged, aggravated, rolling your eyes in frustration, and then each time, slowly melting into desperation, as your eyes narrow, your eyebrows go slack, your nostrils flare as you feel the tickle, tickle, tickle, you try to control your breathing, failing, until finally--oh, there you go again!

[ezynse]

not to self insert but to actually do exactly that

thinking ab caretaker nan/ami but it’s HIS brand of caretaking which is so straightforward and just. getting gently manhandled by him.

he hoists you up and places those biiiiig cool dry hands to your feverish cheeks. he tilts your chin up with his index and middle finger then uses his other hand to feel the swollen glands in your neck. he slips a thumb in your mouth and presses down lightly on your bottom row of teeth so he can give you medicine when you’re too out of it to really listen. pads of his fingers prodding right below your eyes over your sinuses. a palm on your back, providing reassurance while also trying to detect congestion in your lungs. every touch is intentional and has a purpose while simultaneously providing comfort and i think i might have mental illness

thank u @themiseryandcompany thank u good night! (it’s 3:34PM)