Sicc Boiz

Im in love with the Witcher and it’s absolutely amazing.

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Hero is about to go on a suicide mission. They know they’re not coming back from this, and Medic knows it too. They fight for ages about it but Hero is adamant. Their mind won’t be changed. Finally Medic pulls them close. 

“It’s okay,” Hero murmurs. “This is what has to be done.”

Medic swallows. “No. This is.” 

Hero feels a sharp sting. Their vision blurs, their knees go weak, and Medic drops the syringe to tighten their embrace as they slump against them. Medic’s voice echoes around them as consciousness slips from their grasp.

“I’m sorry, but I’m going to be selfish this time. I love you too much to let you throw your life away. It’s your turn to be saved.”

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I have an idea for a vampire book and I want to fuck. My. Child. Up. But like I don’t want to fuck him up to badly but like... I WANT TO

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Another Witcher thing because I’m obsessed.

What if Jaskier was any mythical creature? Like Jaskier being a fairy, a Witcher, a magical bard in general, etc.?

What whump could he go through as he tries to hide it from Geralt? Could something be poisonous to him but not to a normal human so he has to eat it and ends up getting sick? Could he have some unspoken rule of his kinds that Geralt doesn’t know about and breaks? What could be the outcome of breaking that rule?

What about when it’s found out? How would Geralt react based on what Jaskier is? How would Jaskier act? How would Geralt respond if he had given Jaskier something poisonous to his kind without realizing it and that’s how Geralt find out?

So many scenarios. I’m dying.

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So I haven’t watched all the Witcher episodes yet, but I just thought of a whump thing. What if Jaskier was actually a Witcher? Like he was a hybrid, half human, half Witcher (could that work or?). So he looks human but he actually has all the parts of being a Witcher other than the obvious appearance.

And going on that, think about if Jaskier decided to actually use his Witcher powers to help Geralt and ended up hurting himself. So while Geralt tends to him he has so many questions. How would Geralt react? Would he get mad? Just be confused? Would he still spend time with Jaskier after Jaskier kept such a large secret from him?

What would Jaskier do after he wakes up? Try to convince Geralt he isn’t a Witcher? Would he just come clean? Would he be grossly cocky? Would he just straight up beg Geralt not to leave him?

AAAAAAAAA

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Anyone else really like to see Geralt as the whumpee and Jaskier as the caretaker because I absolutely love it. I mean Geralt is always strong with a resolve of steel so seeing him completely delirious and possibly even asking Jaskier to play a lullaby for him is amazing. And think about Jaskier suddenly getting very serious and it’s the only time he ever talks sternly and seriously to Geralt(which could backfire depending on how sick/hurt he is) and just suddenly taking charge to take care of Geralt.

I just love Geralt being the one hurt/sick with Jaskier being the caretaker.

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I’m a simple bitch. I see a generic medieval fantasy setting with Henry Cavill looking built like a brick shit house and his tagalong twink, I must write indulgent fetish scenarios. 

I don’t know dick about Witcher lore for this, and you don’t have to either. Just, you know, inducing your freaky monster hunter buddy while stuck out in the wilderness. Normal stuff!

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me @ me when I fantasise about a pale dark haired pretty boy lying in bed with a nasty cold

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Whump Prompt

Royal Servant A has been recently assigned to Prince/Princess B and quickly learns that B loves taking care of things. A quickly find that their bad immune system works to their advantage.

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Real quick

Character A is really sneezy(for whatever reason wink wonk) but is having a hard time sneezing and Character B comes over and just gently taps their nose a few times and that’s all it takes to make Character A sneeze

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Real quick but Aziraphale self sacrifices like a total bonch and no one can tell me otherwise. I feel like Aziraphale is the type to not let ANYONE know he is ill until he absolutely can’t take it anymore. Like he’ll hide a cold from Crowley and manage to still be up and about until suddenly his coughs become twice as wet and the simulated breathing gets harder to do and then he realizes he has pneumonia and he either has to tell Crowley or discorporate.

And I feel he is pretty darn good at hiding sicknesses to and making very plausible excuses that can’t be called out until he is better. Like Crowley makes a comment about Aziraphale hiding his face from the light and even though it’s because he has a headache he seamlessly lies and says something similar to “Sorry dear, I’ve just been in my shop for so long and its so dark in there.” And Crowley believes him until Aziraphale is almost completely well and Crowley realizes that they’ve been out and about for the past few days at almost all hours and by the time he realized Aziraphale was sick it was too late to do anything because Aziraphale was almost completely better again.

But at some point it backfires and after Aziraphale has gotten nearly deathly ill he comes the closest he ever has and it really messes with Crowley. Like Crowley starts getting more protective and more “You just sneezes, I have to take your temperature” towards Aziraphale and Aziraphale doesn’t exactly understand why because “I didn’t die so” and after a tearful confession on how scared Crowley is for Aziraphale because his angel won't tell him when he’s ill that Aziraphale starts to understand Crowley’s fear.

And then the next time Aziraphale feels the all to familiar tickle in the back of his throat and the familiar aches and sniffles he tells Crowley immediately. And at first Crowley doesn’t believe that Aziraphale’s just started feeling ill but after a temperature check that reveals Aziraphale’s fever to be 38.3C(101F) Crowley realizes that he really got to Aziraphale and he starts to not worry so much about him.

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Coming up with a cool new character like

Me: “Aw! Look at this baby!”

Me: Carefully draws him

Me: “He looks so pretty!”

Brain: Maniacal laughter

Me: “No, no, he’s baby, we have to be n i c e”

Brain: Laughter gets louder

Brain: Starts thinking of whump fic “S I C K”

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Think about Crowley being turned on by sneezes and Aziraphale finding without being specifically told by Crowley. Aziraphale is such a little shit I feel like he would use it just to fuck with Crowley. Like Crowley and Aziraphale are just sitting there when Aziraphale makes himself sneeze, he causes this long hitchy build up just “heh-Heh-HeH-HCK’SHEWW”

And Aziraphale being the shit he is, is like cackling on the inside seeing Crowley get so flustered over watching Aziraphale sneeze. After that Aziraphale tries as many different sneezes as possible to see what gets Crowley blushing the most.

Aziraphale ends up figuring out that it’s long, drawn out build ups to loud sneezing fits that gets Crowley blushing but Aziraphale also realizes that that is his favorite way to sneeze and suddenly Aziraphale is like fuck. Cause he realizes that he enjoys sneezing.

He ends up confessing to Crowley that he knows his secret but that he also realized he likes to sneeze and Crowley is like “haha Karma” And spends the next little while inducing Aziraphale with different things to see what causes what and both Crowley and Aziraphale are turned on and just. Umph

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I’ve been watching a lot of superhero stuff and I’m in love with a trope.

So the whumpee is a character with electricity/lightning powers and the whumper captures them and uses them to power something. Could be a deathray that requires loads of power or an entire facility but either way the whumpee is getting used to power something. Just the struggling to get feee as they slowly get weaker and weaker, getting woken up each time their forced to fire their power.

And don’t even get me started on after care if they’re rescued. Are they traumatized and no longer want to use their power? Are they weak for a long time after? Do they bounce back immediately only to collapsed after they know they’re no longer in danger?

Just like, lightening super hero whump. I love it.

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I’m a slut for whumpers that become caretakers.

Like A is chained up and has already been manhandled by gaurds and everything despite not really fighting back and B walks in and is all “I’m going to torture you until you tell me what I want to know” and A is all “in reality you could probably give me a hug and a juice box and I’d tell you everything”. And B is just kinda “Okay I’ll try it” and the touch starved A sells out their entire team for a juice box and ends up becoming B’s sidekick/pet/etc. and is a lot happier with a more nurturing relationship than with their old team

just UMPH, I love it

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Think about the whumper being the only one to take care of the whumpee. Like the whumper takes someone from a small ground they’ve captured and make the whumpee sick/break something and then they put them back to the group.

After that the whumper watched from afar to watch the group scramble to help them but instead the group just kind of leaves that person somewhere and doesn’t react otherwise. Like the whumper hears things said to the whumpee like “we’re trying to get out stop whining.” Or “it’s just a broken leg stop being a baby.” Or something along those lines and just comes back and takes he whumpee.

At first the whumpee is terrified because this person just attacked them earlier but then they start to relax a little when they’re laid on a soft bed and the whumper starts treatment. As they continue treating the whumpee they’re completely disgusted at how the team has treated a member. Like the whumpee is given tea and murmurs to themselves “I don’t have to make my own tea?” Or the whumpee gets pushed back into bed when they try to get up and the whumper hears “I can stay in bed?”

And the whumper ups attack in the rest of the team because fuck them and what they’ve done to the ray of sunshine that the whumper is so easily getting attached to. The whumpee leans into the whumper’s every touch even though the whumper is what caused the pain and honestly the whumper is ready to protect the whumpee from their team at this point.

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Aziraphale’s Sneezes

I feel like Aziraphale probably has different types of sneezes. Like if he is just sneezing because of the pollen in the air or because of the dust around the shop, it’s loud and satisfying but if he’s sneezing because he’s sick then it’s small kitten sneezes that come in groups.

But like his body doesn’t always pay attention to its rhythm so he’ll be holding back a sneeze from the dust and it turns into many small kitten sneezes that have Crowley checking Aziraphale’s temperature or he’ll be sick and sneeze very loudly and Crowley will make Comment about it being dusty until he sees Aziraphale’s pale and flushed face.