SoapyCelery🧼

Cod + dungeon meshi hyperfixated 🫡

[nerissaw-deburp]

[soapycelery]

Guys I think my dad’s a lemon 🥺🥺

[soapycelery]

Chat I take this back he went to therapy 😭

[anartisticdreamer0]

not my usual stuff but remember:

if/when tiktok comes back,

it is not the same place. it is not the same. and most importantly do NOT under any circumstances forget that The Tangerine was the one who wanted it banned in the first place and he is no savior, he, like everyone else in government, is doing what benefits him.

DO NOT FORGET THIS.

pick up the patterns, look at history.

[guerrillatech]

Nice

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[gif87a-com]

[mmmskulljuice]

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[hoodiegal]

[zesty-mordant]

[official-nature-posts]

In the 30s we figure out general relativity. It wasn’t until the 60s we realised plate tectonics.

[pearlsforlucy]

We didn’t figure out that fungi weren’t plants, but instead their own separate kingdom until 1969, aka the same year we sent people to the moon

[official-nature-posts]

True. People please reblog with more examples.

[sexboobomb]

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

[thememedaddy]

[sapphling]

i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

[chickenstab]

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

[chickenstab]

look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love

[vederlicht]

Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!

Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!

Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesn’t cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail. 

Gould’s Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too. 

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like they’re covered in powdered sugar.

Bulldog Bat, a bulldog… with wings <3 

Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but they’re actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3 

And lastly, the Painted Bat, and yes, those are its actual colors. Can’t get any more Halloween than that <3 

[dysph0rickitt3n]

I’d like to add one of my favorite bats, the Hammer-headed bat. He’s such a funky little guy

[veritasrose]

This is the Honduran White Bat! He sleeps under big jungle leaves and his nose looks like a pasta.

[maidthings]

how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

[fluffmugger]

#i just looked and i don't think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder

[destiel-news-channel]

*gripping your shoulders and shaking you* you gotta promise me one thing, if nothing else. you have to promise me to live, do you hear me. and if it's for nothing else but spite, LIVE. donald trump wants you to feel defeated and alone. let's show him and all the americans who voted for him that we will not stay quiet, we will not be devided and we will LIVE. we will survive that 78-year old asshole, we will OUTLIVE him. so please reach out to friends and family, reach out to each other and STAND TOGETHER.

PLEASE, LIVE!

[mark-erre]

RINGGGGG RINGGGGG hold on RINGGGGG someones on the pho RINGGGGGGG

[pr0cyon-lotor]

@soapycelery you'd like this (you freak /affectionate)

[soapycelery]

REBLOG IF YOUD PICK UP.... IGNORE IF YOU HATE HATE.. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

[lemonmeirngue]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[shrimphat22]

it him

[nebula-of-esteem-deactivated201]

I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.

[lokahjarta]

i reblogged this yesterday and today my mom paid for pedicures and dinner for my fiancé and i out of the blue 💁

[mrshamill]

I’m waiting for some news, let it be good this time!

[soapycelery]

Chat I got tagged! Thank you pookie!

What random item would you take from my room?

which one?

bosexual flag with markiplier

Sanrio Stanley cup

my snake, bumblebee

antique dresser

small PC, minecraft theme

GIANT. cuebone plushie.

black electric guitar

"weird barbie" doll from the barbie movie

large katana

minecraft bee light

pickle Rick plush

Voting ended onSep 14, 2024

Tags! @churroach @as-i-watch @leafybnuuy @mylarena and anyone who wants to join :D

[iminye]

I was tagged by @yellow-faerie ! Thank you for the tag Fae! I'm currently in my childhood bedroom at my parent's house which makes the selection a little bit more random than usual lol

What random item would you pick from my bedroom?

The balloons shaped like a 20 that I used as deco for my birthday 2 years ago

An old home planetarium projector that I got from my dad

A CD folder filled with tons of pirated audiobooks

A pink soft toy caterpillar with a purple hat and shoes on all feet

A vintage collection of all Sherlock Holmes novels with dark green covers

A potted cat that I painted orange & green at summer camp when I was eleven-ish

Various glasses that serve no purpose other than looking pretty

Voting ended onSep 16, 2024

I'm tagging @armenelols and @theelfmaiden, and everyone else who wants to do this (no pressure guys!)

[theelfmaiden]

I got tagged by @iminye ✨ thanks, dear! This is the most creative tag game I got tagged into ngl!!!

What random item would you pick from my bedroom?

A piece of pig bone from a high school bio class

An opalite that uncannigly looks like a certain rock

A bag of jalapeno flavored crisps

A broken CD player/radio I stole from my grandparents

A Starbucks cup with a fake name on it

A guitar stand (I don't own a guitar)

A cloud shaped cushion

A Quenya textbook I bound

A jar of bookmarks that collect dust

Voting ended onSep 17, 2024

Tagging @nonbinarywardenamell, @a-funeral-pyre, @fistfuloflightning and @istilldontunderstand 🔥

[fistfuloflightning]

thanks hon! unfortunately polls continue to hate my phone and so I am unable to contribute :( have a random list tho!

wooden whale my grandpa carved when he was 20

crewelwork picture of Edo-period couple taking a walk

tiny cactus

half-finished embroidery project

old dress form inherited from my sister she named Mongo

crocheted black and teal blanket

collection of vintage Victorian/Edwardian photographs

my recent adopted cat

Tagging @limitbreaker23 @pr0cyon-lotor @sabraeal @greeniegaes @valkyrieres 😉

[pr0cyon-lotor]

Hi hi! :D

Thanks for tagging me :)

What random item would you pick from my room?

Christmas theme box full of different types of cards (from tarot to Uno)

Autism creature wearing a plague doctor mask

Ginger cat hand puppet that has my melatonin inside it

Taxidermy wild cat paws

Bulbasaur plush wearing a witch hat

"Bella! Where the hell have you been loca?" pin

Modified Halloween gas mask

Skeletal system poster

Cardboard box filled with origami

"I dont want to cook anymore I want to DIE" flag

Two cookie tins. One that has cookies and the other than has sewing supplies :)

Glass apple candle holder

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

Ignore that I forgot to tag people 💀

@nottoonedin @pwippy @sssusuki @soapycelery and anyone else :)